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offline Anus_Presley on 2004-07-30 15:03 [#01290780]
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How nice


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offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2004-07-30 15:14 [#01290792]
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youre gay


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-07-30 15:15 [#01290793]
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go fuck yourrself. oh wait...


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2004-07-30 15:16 [#01290794]
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its not even Valentines day you dumbfuck!, you couldnt wait
6 months to post this cheesy shit


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-07-30 15:17 [#01290796]
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i wouldn't be shocked if it was yourr myspace.com prrofile i
crropped it frrom.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-07-30 15:17 [#01290797]
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"But that one , i observe" messes it up for me


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-07-30 15:18 [#01290798]
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the whole thing kinda messes it up forr me


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-07-30 15:20 [#01290801]
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yeah


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2004-07-30 15:21 [#01290803]
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh PINGA!


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-07-30 15:24 [#01290809]
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PINGA?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-07-30 15:28 [#01290813]
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ignorre herr.


 

offline Iz-Us from Los Angeles (United States) on 2004-07-30 15:28 [#01290814]
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Anus, poor Anus,
Attention deprived,
valentines day-
has not yet arrived.

Zolofts are red,
and Prozacs are blue,
Go see a shrink,
to perscribe one for you.



 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-07-30 15:30 [#01290817]
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wot wot wot


 

offline AphexTwin11 from OOOOOO (United States) on 2004-07-30 15:30 [#01290818]
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nice one Iz-Us


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-07-30 15:32 [#01290820]
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hahahaha


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-07-30 15:37 [#01290827]
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never saw Iz-Us before
yet to him I write this ode
only just through the messageboard door
and already I wish he'd explode


 

offline Iz-Us from Los Angeles (United States) on 2004-07-30 15:47 [#01290840]
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qrter, Oh qrter!
The buttholes you ravage,
ye recall an affair-
with the one ye call Savage?


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-07-30 15:50 [#01290847]
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haha very good


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-07-30 15:52 [#01290850]
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WOW THAT POEM IS RUBBISH

Carl, carl, you make me snarl,
You drink beer and so do i,
Carl, carl, i ate some fahl,
My bum said no, but i said "GODDAMN RIGHT YOU MUTHAFUCKA".

Here is my poem, dedicated both to carl and curry.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-07-30 16:21 [#01290895]
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yeah I kind of figured.. :)


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-07-30 16:32 [#01290912]
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I think "perceive" rather than "conceive" would have been
more appropriate.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-07-30 16:34 [#01290918]
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Umm, you all know that Carl did not write this, right?


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-07-30 16:35 [#01290924]
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Yes.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-07-30 16:37 [#01290927]
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"conceive" would make "observe" less awkward, even kind of
funny.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-07-30 16:49 [#01290946]
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as a short rhyme about qrter unfolds
for mike oldfield a secret passion he holds
tubular bells his favourite album it is
if a day goes w/o hearing it he gets in a tiz


 

offline rarndaraki from from from from (United States) on 2004-07-30 17:24 [#01290988]
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You are
clever
Iz-Us.
But, you're not
one to
talk.
For I caught you
the other day
sucking merrily
on your
cock.


 

offline rarndaraki from from from from (United States) on 2004-07-30 17:26 [#01290990]
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Iz-Us
Period.
Iz-Us
Exclamation Mark!
You need to learn
just one
thing.
That there is more to
life
then being an
absolutely worthless pile
of
shit.



 

offline Iz-Us from Los Angeles (United States) on 2004-07-30 17:32 [#01290994]
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What the hell is YOUR problem!?


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-07-30 17:34 [#01290995]
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rarndaraki doesn't like iz-us,
the xltronic user iz-us,
not the apfhex tune iz-us,
i'd just like to make that clear-us.


 

offline Iz-Us from Los Angeles (United States) on 2004-07-30 17:37 [#01290998]
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randaraki,
you smoke the cracky.
I didnt do
anything to you,
so only speak
whence spoken to.


 

offline rarndaraki from from from from (United States) on 2004-07-30 17:45 [#01291006]
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I was fucking around.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-07-30 17:46 [#01291007]
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autechre their music i cannot stand
it makes me flick myself with an elastic band
try as i might no sense of it make i can
id rather listen to stock aitken and waterman


 

offline rarndaraki from from from from (United States) on 2004-07-30 17:50 [#01291009]
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Earthleakage,
your poems
are almost as bad
as this
one
is
i think.


 

offline Iz-Us from Los Angeles (United States) on 2004-07-30 17:50 [#01291010]
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yeah me too. :P


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-30 17:52 [#01291011]
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You can't understand because it's idm,
musical intellectual.. you're not one of them,
I for example am really quite smart,
I accidently cooked my hand instead of pop tart.


 

offline rarndaraki from from from from (United States) on 2004-07-30 17:52 [#01291012]
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Damn, you got me. I'll admit defeat.


 

offline rarndaraki from from from from (United States) on 2004-07-30 17:58 [#01291017]
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Iz-Uz,
I right this note
in praise.
You were the best
10 buck
bj
that I ever got
from a man
at least I think so.
Wait,
now that I think about it,
probably not.
middle finger.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-30 18:02 [#01291019]
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*fog horn and seagul sounds*


 

offline Iz-Us from Los Angeles (United States) on 2004-07-30 18:02 [#01291020]
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There were two men named Sean and Rob,
Who made these tracks, which make me sob.
Their genius music cracks and clicks.
Elitist nerds then suck on their dicks.

An Emporers New Clothes for this modern day,
Rob shits on amp and more money they'll pay,
To hear these to fruits sell you cds of noise,
But I only know that they like to fuck boys.


 

offline rarndaraki from from from from (United States) on 2004-07-30 18:06 [#01291023]
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My dicky feels
sicky.
It needs to go
pee.
Instead
I sit here
And dwindle
My Life Away.

-Shakespeare


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-30 18:08 [#01291024]
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Cretin.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-30 18:08 [#01291025]
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ha ha ha ha...


 

offline AphexTwin11 from OOOOOO (United States) on 2004-07-30 20:31 [#01291086]
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roses are red, violets are blue, i love xltronic.com


 


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