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Choose a handful of randomnly chosen words in a dictionary then connect them all coherently in a paragraph. ponderous (large and heavy) pool (billiards, not swimming pool) haze (to play tricks on) enamel (a glassy substance baked onto metal) crumble (to break into crumbs or small pieces) arm-band (cloth worn around upper arm to show sorrow for someone's death) "Jim and Zygor played pool with ponderous 100 pound balls, but was hazed by a trickster who coated them with enamel. This made the balls crumble when shot and a piece of the crumbled enamel fell on Zygor, killing him. Jim wore an arm-band in mourning." PIRR NE! KREASE! PIRR NE! |
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plod (to walk or move heavily and with effort) rudiment (basic principle the rudiments of science) ruby (a clear, deep-red, costly jewel) routine (a regular way of doing something) gut (intestines or bowels) cheep (the short, high, thin sound of a young bird) cheat (to act in a way that is not fair or honest) "An anthropomorphic ruby began a routine of rudimentary movement, but due to the plodding, left a trail of its guts on the ground. It was so painful it started cheeping and then just decided to cheat by walking on its hands instead." |
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wow, youre not busy...give us more |
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statuesque (like a statue (being tall, graceful, dignified etc)) stapler (a device for driving staples to hold papers together) midsummer (the middle of summer (around June 21)) micrometer (a tool for measuring very small distances) impulse (a sudden feeling that makes one want to do something) impress (to seize and force to serve in a navy or an army) engagement (a promise to marry) "On impulse, Mary used a micrometer to measure the exact point in time of midsummer, then at this precise moment, sacrificed her leg with a stapler and erected a statuesque, um... statue... as an ode to the seasons. This impressed the god of seasons so much that he entered into an engagement with her." |
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oops, I used the wrong definition of impress. |
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This takes way to much thought Will need to go home and have a joint before I attempt this me thinks |
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