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i straight up fuckin turned down sex tonight. this girl was over and we were laying on the couch and she said "should we go upstairs?" and i explained to her why it would be a bad idea. what the fuck is wrong with me? we did eventually go upthere and made out and there was some titty action going on but then my dad came home |
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We're only making plans for Nigel. |
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ah-ooo |
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honestly my parents got the name nigel from that song |
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From what song? and who's this girl? She seems slutty.* post a pic! * obvious joke; I don't know the girl, all I know is that she was at your place and requested sex. |
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I miss titty action :u( |
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Could you be becoming mature then? :P |
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or maybe homosexual? |
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hows a girl going to respect you if you dont respect yourself/ your body. you are not a piece of meat. you are a person, with feelings. you did the right thing. (but not all is lost, you got some tittay action!) |
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I think this is more a case of "grab it while you can". |
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which, in a minor way, he did indeed do. |
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Song: XTC-Making Plans for Nigel Girl: she's a friend of mine i've known for a few years, i had a huge crush on her when i was 15 or 16 and she wasn't really interested. she's a bit of alright but i don't have any pictures of her. to be fair one of the reasons i said we shouldn't is cause i knew my dad would be home soon. |
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yeah sorry i know this isn't something 90% of you can relate to |
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No one cares, you should save this kind of shit for your livejournal. |
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so, your father is not ok with you having sex? you should talk to him about this. |
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haha no i just don't want my dad to bust in and be like HEY WHATS THIS SEX GOING ON |
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I can relate to the titty action. |
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good on ya man... like Zeus said, you're not a piece of meat... guys are all portrayed to be sex crazed animals, but we're not all like that... some of us are just porn crazed! |
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this time i'm the woman! |
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why do you think there's something wrong with you if you had some kind of an explanation/justification for your actions..? here's a brainless analogy: it's like.. you really shouldn't think there's something wrong with you if you decline someone's offer of a huge drum of grease to guzzle down quickly,.. i mean, deep down, you really might love drinking large quantities of grease, but the end result probably doesn't justify the means.. or something.. ..someone can't just expect to have intercourse with someone just because they feel like it, or hastily insist on it.. i don't know the exact circumstances, or implications of such an act.. but, maybe you're better off avoiding contact with a possible std-ridden sexual kamikaze.. or maybe she just wanted to "go upstairs with you" to play some Yahtzee. |
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Mmmmm, Yahtzee... now I'm hot and bothered! |
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To be honest, if i had been in your shoes i'd have been up the stairs faster than some kind of ultra-fast stair-climbing robot, be it for sex OR Yahtzee. That's just the kind of guy i am. |
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well i guess she's coming over again tonight :whips out the dj shadow records again: |
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You should have told her to put on the mask and dance for daddy |
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You're a lucky man saskrotch. The closest i have had to "titty action" with my younger-days crushes is them giving me an awkward smile whilst walking past me in the street with their boyfriend. |
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what, like :D |
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that was for p0g0 |
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haha yeah just like that biatch |
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seriously you guys if you want a lady just invite her over and put on Pre-Emptive Strike by DJ Shadow, Side Three |
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FYI: album for slow and lovely intercoursesz = trust by low. It is way beyond the shiznit. |
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i'm thinkin about making a mix tape for the occasion |
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Put Sparks by Royksopp on it. That track is smooooth. |
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just be aware that you could ruin these songs forever. if something goes wrong, and there is a negative association, you may be destroying these songs. please nigel, think about the songs. |
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hahaha man you're preaching to the choir i don't think i'm going to make a tape for the occasion, but i'm going to make her one as a going away present (she's moving to pennsylvania sometime soon) |
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I'm dissapointed Nigel. |
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me too :( but i think tonights gonna be good |
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That's the spirit. Make up for it by doing Ass to Mouth! |
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well, he could always move up to fingering... |
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request for more dildo's |
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well i had a pretty good night |
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do tell. |
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oh a gentleman doesn't eat and tell |
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Turning down sex is the hardest thing I've ever managed to do out of spite. and the most regretted lol |
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:hifive: hey man want to collab sometime i'm thinking of doing a cd-r of me collabing with other people |
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so you only tell when you don't do something. how boring. |
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i'm a tease besides the details are kind of boring right |
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Details are hardly boring. Now I'm gonna tease you.... You may or may not have a track the PCR compilation. |
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oh JESUS CHRIST MY PUSSY IS TINGLY |
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Thats what she said. |
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scratch it. |
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