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Im afraid of the Police and Hitler |
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- Going blind, deaf or insane - Being alone for the rest of my life - Everybody realising i'm a total cunt and hating me profusely - Becoming an alcoholic - Wasps These are my HOT TOP FIVE. |
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breaking my teeth. |
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getting my eye poked. |
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Getting addicted to drink or drugs |
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something laying eggs in my ear. |
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the future |
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da gov |
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Not getting home in time to take a shit. I hate crapping at work, but I really like the idea of getting paid for my bodily functions. |
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thought control |
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damn Sting |
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I've never understood people who hate crapping in public places. I'd poop in the gutter if nobody bothered me. It's only natural. |
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i just read about a new technology that enables to read minds blah blah. a german philosopher said one should use it to see if teens will become criminals later in their life, if you could read their minds you could stop em: THE STATE HAS TO TAKE CARE FOR ITS CITIZENS. |
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people hating me |
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Losing my girlfriend, and everything else. |
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being kicked in the shin |
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Ooh that's a nasty one. Also: operations |
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yeah, i'm also afraid of pain. |
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insect retribution |
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Running out of lager. |
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being stabbed in the thigh with a barrbed darrt by roygbivcore |
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snakes |
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I work in a building that is open to the public so just anyone can waltz in and slap their potentially vermin and puss encrusted bum on my toilet- shhhhhiihhhhhverrrrrrrr and its not just that, Ill go in like 35 times if I have to before it is empty and it never fails that once I get the seat appropriately covered in several layers of paper, some fucker has the nerve to sneak in to take a leak and I have to sit there, sometimes in mid loaf-pinch while they zip up and wash their hands and comb their hair and straighten their fucking tie and comb their hair again and get that last bit of lunch from between their teeth. See-now Im all skeeved out and I'll be prarie doggin' it for the next hour. I had a big lunch too ;( |
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Yeah that's a real bitch. One can left in the fridge... do i: a) drink it b) save it for the regular morning hangover c) go and buy some more, using money i really don't have |
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Hahaha just let it all out man. What's the worst thing that could come from having a shit? I have a lot of social anxiety problems, but having a massive, satisfying plop is not one of them. |
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I have 1 can of lagerr in the frridge, too. It's bitterr cold. Luckily forr me I also have some in a cupboarrd. I could e-mail you one if you'd like? |
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What time is it in Blighty..8:30? Get to the offie man, but remember to leave one for the regular morning hangover... I must go to the offie myself now, I'd pick you up a case if I could... |
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I'm not a vodka drrinkerr as a rrule howeverr I was given some and I do intend to drrink it. How should I have it? |
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Damn you forward planners and your cupboard-based alcohol. I'd be gratified if you could send me some sort of virtual alcohol, but i don't really want to lick my modem cables. |
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Vodka- bit of olive juice- splash of vermouth- shake well- garnish with two olives |
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poor career opportunities in Hell |
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I guess I'm afraid people will hate me if they know I shit. |
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I don't know yourr stance on Scrumpy Jack ciderr, but Morrison's has a deal on... 8 cans forr a fiverr: ends Aug 1st. I'm well stocked up, I love the stuff. |
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If it's asda smartprice's finest, then mix it with something sweet. If it's something halfway decent, then very cold, neat over ice. I've not drunk vodka in a long time... long story involving much pain and vomiting. Also: fuck it, i'm going to spend some money i really shouldn't. Down the offie it is. More beer. Moooore beeeeeeeeeer. |
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I find if I buy beer I don't spend on other luxury items like cds, clothes, food etc. It's kind of like saving but funnier/sadder. |
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I dont understand alcoholics that drink beer. Once I became a professional, I gave up on beer. |
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It's good fucking stuff. I also have a larrge bottle of cheap whisky which I'm making my way thrrough. |
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A professional, or a professianl alcoholic. A friend of mine used to maintain you couldn't be alcoholic just drinking bear. I'd like to believe that. |
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Actually, it sounds like I brrag about drrinking, I shouldn't. I spend a grreat deal of money on beerr, too larrge a prroporrtion. My guts arre shot to shit, also. |
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Drrinking bearr makes you a frreak, not an alcoholic. Howeverr it is possible to be a beerr alcoholic. |
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Damn, that makes me the biggest freak in the world. |
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Getting wasted on beer is too much work for me- christ all the pissing! I don't think I'm an alcoholic- I drink primarily on the weekend- lots-and-lots on the weekends, but I still make it to work and remember to feed the dogs |
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Aww, how can you drrink bearr? They'rre SO cute... |
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I drrink each day almost, not to the point of being pissed though, just light headed. I'm going to cut it out when I get a job that involves starrting earrly, which at the moment I don't... so I'm good forr a bit. |
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Damn...... *cough*, well, bear is cheaper than beer in this neck of the woods. Apparently they import it from China. |
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Yes I'm the same, and I work from home, I make for an absurdly lenient boss. "Still a bit sketchy from last night dog_belch? Fine, don't start till midday and have Monday off again". |
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Yeah they do, but like I say, they arre just too damn cute to drrink. Although I do eat childrren forr they arre NOT cute, they arre little demons. I'll bless the day these summerr holidays end. |
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If you are just after that light-headed feeling you might try spinning in a circle really fast- cheap and effective. |
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