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Does anyone outside of england get these little bastards? There's an absolute plague of them for about a couple of days in summer, and suddenly they all disappear. I don't like them AT ALL. |
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sure they aren't termite swarms? |
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Nah, they're slightly-larger-than-average ants with wings. When it's hot, they all apppear for one day in the year (today, actually in my hometown) and annoy the shizzle out of everyone, sometimes biting. They are officially shit. |
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It's all part of the grand cycle of life. I had the goddamn things coming up my bathtub drain once. I'd find them in the tub and all over the walls in the morning. I believe certain species do this to establish new nests. |
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yeah, i think when a hive's population gets too large to sustain, a second queen is born and she leaves to form a new nest... taking a big chunk of hive #1 with her. creating a mass exodus. |
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Bleugh, that sounds rather unpleasant. Cycle of life or not, i hope you murdered the insectile bastards. I once found a wasp's nest in the shed... my emotions swung between extreme pleasure and extreme fear in exterminating it. |
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Man must be master of his bathtub and shed, or else the terrorist insects have won. |
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I imagine all wasps in turbans, carrying miniature copies of the koran. There is nothing more satisfying than exterminating a swarm of tiny striped camelfuckers with a can of Raid. |
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they're males, out looking for a female. they only live a few days. |
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Poor ants :u( |
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JESUS FUCK IT'S THAT LITTLE FACE AGAIN!!! |
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i find they seem to have an allergy to boiling water |
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just like us, eh? |
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what a co-incidence! |
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I would like to investigate whether said ants have an allergy to gasoline and a naked flame. |
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That happens here but with ladybugs. It is certainly the cutest of infestations. |
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i suspect they do. SUSPECT. |
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they stink. |
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Off topic here, but i like your avatar. Also, i visited bern, switzerland recently, and it is the most expensive and most boring place in the entire world. END OF MESSAGE |
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i hate the little fuckerrs. forr one day a yearr in summerr my strreet has to keep all windows shut and you don't leave the house. |
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yes a friend of mind kept a vacuum in his room so he could suck them up to their linty doom nightly. The vacuum smelled bad because of the ladybug dead bodies inside of it. ~AC |
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Aye, exactly. I had to venture out into the plague today to buy some cigs, and it was bloody stressful. Wasps, moths, daddy-long-legs and flying ants: i loathe them. |
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I know what you mean...they're like nats annoying fuckers...they all stick together and you walk into them and you have them all attached to your body and hair. I hate them fuckers. Andrew childers- nice picture there. I absolutely love that show |
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love bugs are what youre thinking of miss delcampo |
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i like your avatar too did you make it? |
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you mean you didn't visit the toblerone factory? you can't get more exciting that that! |
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*sarcasm* |
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oh shit sweet |
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No....someone here made it for me. and im sticking with it for as long as i can---or until i find something better. :> |
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hey screw you how do you know my last name...and they're not lovebugs(which is what i call my boyfriend) lovebugs are big and black(which is not what my boyfriend is). |
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he's small and white? |
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My memories of bern are blurry, as i bought a lot of cheap beer from a coop in the town centre, drank it all and walked around marvelling at how expensive everything was. However, i visited a cheese museum in gruyere. It was very very smelly. |
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nope... |
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It's in your profile. |
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yes there is plenty of high class junk for the tourists to buy. the trick is to make it LOOK expensive! |
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no its not |
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I imagine all wasps in turbans, carrying miniature copies of the koran. There is nothing more satisfying than exterminating a swarm of tiny striped camelfuckers with a can of Raid. Woah, woah! So you're saying "exterminate brown people" essentially? But back to the ants - it's nature, it's one day. Ants are the bee's knees (see what I did there). If one species had to be exinct, I'd choose wasps. But not necissarily just middle eastern wasps. |
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I mean in your FBI Profile. whatever, it's not important... |
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i'd choose spiders, they are evil. and they have too many legs. |
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Well, if you were less vague on where you got my last name then it wouldnt be a headache for you. It's just a question because whereever you got my last name im going go straight there and delete it.....so please tell me. |
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Oh lordy, turn on your sarcasm radar. Also: spiders DEFINITELY have a leg-surplus. There should be some sort of international spider-boycott going on. |
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i boycott spiders with yesterdays rolled up newspaper |
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your complete name alliterates..? |
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Sorry mate! Totally didn't register that! : ) i'd choose spiders, they are evil. and they have too many legs. No way man! Spiders eat flies and wasps. Without spiders we'd be overrun with bastard insects. Also, they might be aliens. Scientists can't find where spiders evolved from. It seems they just appeared (there's nothing else on earth like them), so they might have landed on a meteor. I think that's fucking wicked! |
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It's funny that this was brought up, because at my work recently we've been having swarms of big red flying Termites that look just like ants, and they land on people and generally annoy the shit out of them as they walk up to the building... little bastards... |
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