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offline Anus_Presley on 2004-07-08 14:09 [#01270466]
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elephants have bloody huge cocks. it's rrevolting. it's
like an extrra trrunk.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-07-08 14:11 [#01270468]
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David Attenborough's fantastic. He's invented the 'dung-cam'
to get into the thick of the action.



 

offline paul8088 from United States on 2004-07-08 14:11 [#01270469]
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is this it ?

http://www.devinder.com/misc/elephant1.jpg


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-07-08 14:12 [#01270472]
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it that it!!! what morre could you want???


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-07-08 14:14 [#01270474]
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baby elephants drrink 25 pints a day.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2004-07-08 14:15 [#01270475]
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why do elephants need cocks if they have such a big nose?
nature is strange sometimes..


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-07-08 14:19 [#01270479]
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hahaha the baby elephant was chased by a goose.


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2004-07-08 14:20 [#01270481]
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the hampton was a stupid size
elephant beaver must be like a swimming pool


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-07-08 14:25 [#01270482]
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what did you just see that wild boys episode


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2004-07-08 14:31 [#01270484]
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horses hav pretty huge ones too. I saw an elephant once with
it's dick out, it was massive. Larger than I could have ever
imagined.


 

offline plaster from splitska 10 on 2004-07-08 14:36 [#01270485]
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why don't you just admit it...u ppl like animal porn!


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-07-08 14:47 [#01270491]
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trrunks weigh as much as men.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-07-08 14:48 [#01270492]
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imagine being raped by an elephant cock.

imagine HAVING an elephant cock. You could wrap it around
your waist 4 times!


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-07-08 14:49 [#01270493]
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no dude its too think for that

duh


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-07-08 14:51 [#01270496]
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an elephant cock could wrrap YOU arround it's waist 4 times.



 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-07-08 14:52 [#01270498]
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was that an insult or what

EY?

WHAT WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-07-08 14:53 [#01270500]
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YOU'RE TOO TALL BITCH


 

offline REFLEX from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2004-07-08 15:39 [#01270523]
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good topic


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-08 15:41 [#01270527]
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Imagine it fingering you first!


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-07-08 15:41 [#01270529]
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hahaha


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-07-08 17:21 [#01270646]
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Spot the virgin.


 

offline weltact from Taiwan on 2004-07-08 17:59 [#01270717]
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if u got penetrated by that thing, ud get broken in half


 

offline dequalsrxt from Los Angeles (United States) on 2004-07-08 18:35 [#01270787]
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strange thing is, you hardly ever see an elephant's cock in
photographs. they must be "growers".


 

offline weltact from Taiwan on 2004-07-08 18:36 [#01270788]
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elephants cock is a taboo


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-07-08 18:37 [#01270789]
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Or they are removed so as not to offend easily offended
people or those prone to jealousy.


 

offline dequalsrxt from Los Angeles (United States) on 2004-07-08 18:40 [#01270791]
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yeah but what about the pre-photoshop days? how the hell
would they cut out something the size of that!?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-08 18:40 [#01270793]
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One time I saw a pikture on the outernet of a man wearing
underwear with a trunk and elephant eyes, and the caption
said "look mr. frodo, it's an eleefunt." I want to be dead.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-07-08 18:41 [#01270796]
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they just used pictures of female elephants obviously.


 


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