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React on 2002-01-14 16:32 [#00069768]



I just masturbated because I cant get any in real life (i
cant be bothred tho) !

So whats better ?! Masturbation or Real sex ?!?



 

jand from Chelmsford,Essex,Uk on 2002-01-14 16:35 [#00069769]



Is it "Ask a Dumb Question Day" or something?...


 

React on 2002-01-14 16:41 [#00069770]



Please, don't cloak this quality thread with childish
comments


 

Dickie from here on 2002-01-14 16:43 [#00069771]



sex dumb ass


 

Ouakha from purgatory on 2002-01-14 16:43 [#00069772]



no competition! the answer is obvious, which is
"bang".....aagh, (shot, dead)


 

Kalaim Badkaama from France on 2002-01-14 16:45 [#00069773]



There is nothing like real sex, young Jedi. Keep that in yer
mind...
Altough, someone said (i mean someone related with
psychology, but i can't remember his/her name) that when you
masturbate, you have sex with the person yu luv the most...

Power of the imagination... yu can dream yu're fucking with
Asia Carerra, chasey lane, jenna jameson, monica lewinsky,
Bulma from dragon ball, Betty Boop, minnie mouse, all at the
same time...
And now scram...


 

phiz from Amsterdam on 2002-01-14 16:52 [#00069776]



Masturbating while having sex


 

Ouakha from purgatory on 2002-01-14 16:54 [#00069781]



as above, on drugs


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-14 17:20 [#00069795]



I've masturbated quite a lot lately... blew my load to a
lesbian dildo video last night... wow, open the floodgates,
that was a serious cumshot!!!

But I'd still like some real sex. Haven't got any since
early Oct, I think.

Do you feel smarter for having read this post?


 

dug creedy from yelsewhere on 2002-01-14 18:49 [#00069822]



wanking on a girls face is undoubtedly better than 'normal
sex'

therefore masturbation wins.
but you feel that life is generally more fulfilling when you
had some pussy.

therefore for the cheap thrill its the hand
for a nice feeling all day its the bitch.

understand?


 

Darth manchu on 2002-01-14 19:09 [#00069827]



Thats not very nice.

What better way to say, i love you, than by jerking your
gentlemen's gel right in your lover's eye?

Still, seems rather interesting....


 

nancykitten on 2002-01-14 19:20 [#00069829]



being masturbated by someone else is best.


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-14 19:22 [#00069831]



I give myself better handjobs than any chick ever could.


 

Kalaim Badkaama from France on 2002-01-14 19:51 [#00069836]



No seriously, gentleman. hand can't do the job of a pussy,
as a pussy can do it.
Wankin got limits... Softness of a chick hole, can't be
imitated by yer hand even if yu use high perf motor oil.
don't be frustrated by the need of sex. be strong.
*WANK WANK WANK Wank*
Better question. Is a handjob is better with or without
the... hum, how do you write that in english... prepuce? the
piece of skin that you can cut. circoncision tells you
something?


 

grinning cat on 2002-01-14 19:56 [#00069837]



no no no, these days we have the technology to wank very
well.

real sex is dirty. wanking however is completely controlled
by YOU, and limited only be the power of your
imagination.....


 

wht from iiiiiiiiii on 2002-01-14 19:59 [#00069838]



you people make me sick


 

Pendulum from Australia on 2002-01-14 20:32 [#00069845]



Can't believe nobody has mentioned anal yet..

not that i've done anal (to a woman), but it'd have to be
good for the guy, with enough lube *evil chuckle*

and personally: getting masturbated, while receiving head,
is by far the superior means to ejaculation.


 

/-T|K|R-\\\\ from the start on 2002-01-14 20:45 [#00069849]



right, isn't real sex or making love a sexual act? as is
masturation, so is the question one in the same?

but fuck that i'm into masturbation followed by sex then
more masturbation,
hope this helps?


 

grinning cat from london uk on 2002-01-14 20:59 [#00069853]



'wht', if you cant stand topics like these, how can u stand
ungly RDJ faces all over the NME, or the lyrics: 'i wud like
some milk from the milkmans wife's tits'!!


 

/-T|K|R-\ from the start on 2002-01-14 21:28 [#00069860]



u fuck wit, excuse my dutch but mine is just an answer like
any other,



 

Caserol Joe the Chubby from Minneapolis on 2002-01-14 21:29 [#00069861]



Releasing inside your girl is far better than unloading on
her face, and certainly better than going solo. Nothing
comes close.


 

/-T|K|R-\ from the start on 2002-01-14 21:43 [#00069868]



coming on their tits is cool one of my x's loved it, haven't
done it with either of me new birds yet tho.
hope this helps


 

thanksomuch from planet claire on 2002-01-14 22:29 [#00069878]



SEX!! SEX!!!!!!! gimme gimme gimme.


 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2002-01-14 22:34 [#00069879]



Yes Thanksomuch, I agree... now how's about me and you gets
together, so we can do the funky chicken if you get my drift
*wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-14 22:39 [#00069883]



.....

You fucking pimp!



 

thanksomuch from planet claire on 2002-01-14 22:51 [#00069892]



you say you are the master of funk, but what else are you
the master at???? *licks lips*


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-14 22:52 [#00069893]



:-O


 

thanksomuch from planet claire on 2002-01-14 23:12 [#00069901]



ophecks, you can come too... twice the fun!


 

/-T|K|R-\ from the start on 2002-01-14 23:23 [#00069910]



lol
[while parting hair]


 

hevquip from 45.697 bits of electricity on 2002-01-14 23:26 [#00069911]



oh my. i was going to contribute to this topic, but i'd feel
too naughty.


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-14 23:27 [#00069912]



Purrrrrrrr.....

But I'm not attracted to the Funkmaster. :-(


 

thanksomuch from planet claire on 2002-01-14 23:31 [#00069914]



ophie, how did you get to be so cute? ok ok, then just you
can come one over.


 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2002-01-14 23:33 [#00069916]



yeah I don't Ophecks interfering with my routine... I want
to pleasure you all by myself Thanksomuch!!!!


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-14 23:34 [#00069917]



Come to Daddy!!!!! Geisha!!!!


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-14 23:35 [#00069918]



I'm all for a three way, as long as the Funkmaster sits in
the corner while we make sweet love.

Fair enough?


 

thanksomuch from planet claire on 2002-01-14 23:38 [#00069922]



oh lord! *blushes deeply* i don't know what to do! so little
time, so many handsom young men.....

i have to admit, i am really quite loyal and i like to stick
with one person at a time... but it HAS been a while.....
ever since that fucker broke up with me... *FUMES*


 

corn grower from Iowa on 2002-01-14 23:40 [#00069923]



What the hell is this site coming to?


 

hevquip from 45.697 bits of electricity on 2002-01-14 23:45 [#00069926]



v5 will come and change this. i'm already a member of v5 to
tell the truth. it's looking rather nice guys. just you
wait.


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-14 23:48 [#00069929]



Huh? You beta tested it?

*zips up pants

:-D


 

thanksomuch from planet claire on 2002-01-14 23:49 [#00069930]



*pouts* oi! get back over here!


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-15 00:00 [#00069937]



:-O

Yes ma'am!!!


 

/-T|K|R-\ from the start on 2002-01-15 00:10 [#00069939]



:p


 

umbriel from quebec...the old on 2002-01-15 00:29 [#00069952]



ive never had real sex with a guy. i have had sex with girls
but i dont like girls that much. i say real sex must be a
milion times better than masturbation. actually feeling him
inside you, over you... to fuse with your lover............


 

hevquip from 45.697 bits of electricity on 2002-01-15 00:37 [#00069957]



sex...wanking...i don't think most guys care as long as
they're getting off.


 

thanksomuch from planet claire on 2002-01-15 00:41 [#00069961]



umbriel, sounds like me four years ago. hold old are you,
hun?


 

umbriel from quebec...the old on 2002-01-15 00:49 [#00069968]



im 17. how old are you?


 

umbriel from quebec...the old on 2002-01-15 00:49 [#00069969]



hevquip : most guys arent worth having sex with


 

/-T|K|R-\ from the start on 2002-01-15 00:53 [#00069972]




i am but i've got some chicks so i'm ok thanks but you can
have this, as one them looks like this
http://www.katies-world.tv/portfolio/gallery71/katies-world
.com_71_09.jpg



 

AMinal from toronto, canada on 2002-01-15 00:54 [#00069973]



umbriel:
most people prob aren't


 

thanksomuch from planet claire on 2002-01-15 00:56 [#00069974]



umbriel, i am 20. lost me virginty at 14 (fucking stoopid if
you ask me)....


 


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