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Earface from the depths of my mum on 2002-01-15 01:50 [#00070010]



well I can shoot my wack into thanksomuch's arse and umbriel
can suck it out with a straw


 

Earface from the depths of my mum on 2002-01-15 01:54 [#00070012]



honour me with a reply bitch


 

Xanatos from NYC on 2002-01-15 01:58 [#00070015]



^^lol.

All this fucking hitting on the one girl on the message
board makes me sick, this is why I always say they shouldn't
let women (surf) on the internet.


 

thanksomuch from planet claire on 2002-01-15 02:03 [#00070018]



did some one hears some thing?


 

Quadrapelegicrobotikev from mp3.com/quadrapelegicrobotik on 2002-01-15 02:11 [#00070021]



whats with the faggot topic!

fuck this gay shit!


 

corn grower from Iowa on 2002-01-15 02:12 [#00070025]



exactly



 

laughable butane BOB on 2002-01-15 02:17 [#00070029]



i like to stand in front of the mirror and watch myself
masturbate.


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-15 02:34 [#00070034]



Cyber flirting is fun!


 

corn grower from Iowa on 2002-01-15 02:37 [#00070035]



no... it really isn't


 

umbriel from quebec...the old on 2002-01-15 03:20 [#00070040]



earface : read above post by me. you bore me.
xanathos : you think i cant handle it? whats up with people
thinking girls shouldnt be on the internet where there are
almost just guys?


 

Caserol Joe the Chubby from Minneappleseed on 2002-01-15 05:08 [#00070074]



This message board is slowly turning into a cult of corn
propogation. It's just so sad.

:(


 

od from perth on 2002-01-15 14:58 [#00070224]



jesus h christ

this isnt
#teens on mIRC, is it?


 

rF from inside a speaker column on 2002-01-15 15:39 [#00070241]



oh it isn't? i wanted to talk to someone about limp bizkit
and inappropriate touching.


 

React on 2002-01-15 15:47 [#00070242]



I'am almost 22 and i didn't lose my virginity yet !?

Do you think im a loser ?!



 

doki from grmny on 2002-01-15 15:47 [#00070243]



thanx guys - now i can´t leave my bureau cause i´m horny
as fuck :-A


 

Ceri JC from My house in Pontypridd, Wales, UK on 2002-01-15 15:59 [#00070254]



No, you're not a loser.


 

doki from grmny on 2002-01-15 16:01 [#00070260]



oh ... thank you ... thank you so much ... *wank*


 

doki from grmny on 2002-01-15 16:02 [#00070263]



oh shit, you meant him - sorry, just forget it :-)


 

recycle from lincoln.ne on 2002-01-15 16:03 [#00070264]



reply # 69


 

doki from grmny on 2002-01-15 16:03 [#00070265]



hey react - get a girl for your first time that knows what
she does :-) should be heaven then ...


 

React on 2002-01-15 16:04 [#00070267]



I wish I could speak (to girls)


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-15 16:14 [#00070274]



You guys are just as bad as us!


 

doki from grmny on 2002-01-15 16:15 [#00070275]



hey just do it - what to loose? you´ll get better every
time ;-)


 

doki from grmny on 2002-01-15 16:16 [#00070277]



dirty little boy you


 

React on 2002-01-15 16:28 [#00070281]



ok, so please tell your sister I want to speak to her !


 

Chri5py from UK on 2002-01-15 17:16 [#00070288]



Re: subject title...

Dont be shy. Use both. Helps keep the wolf from the door, so
to speak.


 

karley birch from my pink bedroom on 2002-01-15 17:54 [#00070293]



Where can a bad girl cyber these days? hhhmmmnn i wonder!
ps aphex and all the other warp guys rock my world!


 

nancykitten on 2002-01-15 20:16 [#00070334]



hmm


 

thanksomuch from planet claire on 2002-01-15 21:57 [#00070368]



oi! what is this none sence? react, i know some honeys that
prey on types like you....


 

/-T|K|R-\\\\ from the start on 2002-01-15 22:00 [#00070370]



APHEX TWIN?


 

umbriel from quebec...the old on 2002-01-15 23:16 [#00070431]



well, yes.


 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2002-01-15 23:17 [#00070432]



I can't believe this thread now has 82 messages...


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-15 23:20 [#00070434]



I wonder if I'll masturbate tonite... all depends on if I'm
too tired or not.


 

/-T|K|R-\ from the start on 2002-01-15 23:50 [#00070438]



go take a shower, hope this helps?

what songs do you sing in the bath ?
I'm singing beetles by you know you at the mo.....


 

thanksomuch from planet claire on 2002-01-15 23:53 [#00070439]



*snicker*


 

/-T|K|R-\ from the start on 2002-01-15 23:59 [#00070441]



like Mar better,


 

Caserol Joe the Chubby from Minneappleseed on 2002-01-16 11:34 [#00070626]



i just splash violently in the tub screaming about afx acid


 

Earface on 2002-01-16 13:01 [#00070698]



hmmm.


 

|REFLEX| from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada on 2002-01-16 13:58 [#00070736]



Hey thanksomuch.... I still love you. Masturbation? Who
needs it when you fall in love. Nothing........

>:D


 

thanksomuch from planet claire on 2002-01-16 20:40 [#00070916]



oh relfex, so sweet. *kissies*


 

Ceri JC from My house in Pontypridd, Wales, UK on 2002-01-16 20:45 [#00070923]



Someone's Girl hunting ;)
Naw, I agree.



 

Xylem from fata vagina on 2002-01-16 21:22 [#00070937]



Ever masturbated while smoking weed and looking at yourself
in the mirror with a porn movie playing? I got 27 orgasms in
a row that way. I recommend it.


 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2002-01-16 21:37 [#00070944]



yeah, you only masturbate when you can't get any sex... so
obviously you'd take the sex over the masturbation any
day...

"Oh, I could have sex with her tonight, but I'd rather go
home and masturbate!!"... right... come on now...


 

acyl18 from the other places on 2002-01-16 22:53 [#00070968]



I used to think I'd stop wanking after I got in a steady
sexual relationship... BOY WAS I WRONG!!! Sometimes I just
can't leave myself alone! Bless the internet! By the way,
did anyone listen to ant of my tunes yet? I'm feeling so
lonely about it... (k23.org/mp3s)


 

OmeN on 2002-01-17 00:35 [#00071016]



Im still a frikin virgin.

The thing is - i want sex, but do nothing about it when im
out..i think im retarded.

SOMEONE PLEASE SEND ME A FAILRY DECENT LOOKING WOMAN TO MY
HOUSE SO I CAN RELEAVE MYSELF PROPERLY !


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-07-28 13:06 [#00797187]
Points: 9325 Status: Regular



this topic is crazy.. but also kinda fun, you don't see
topics like this anymore...:

Kalaim Badkaama [#00069773]

when you masturbate, you have sex with the person yu luv
the most...


Ophecks [#00069795]

I've masturbated quite a lot lately... blew my load to a
lesbian dildo video last night... wow, open the floodgates,
that was a serious cumshot!!!


Ophecks [#00069831]

I give myself better handjobs than any chick ever could.


Xanatos [#00070015]

All this fucking hitting on the one girl on the message
board makes me sick, this is why I always say they shouldn't
let women (surf) on the internet.


Xylem [#00070937]

Ever masturbated while smoking weed and looking at
yourself in the mirror with a porn movie playing? I got 27
orgasms in a row that way. I recommend it.


acyl18 [#00070968]

I used to think I'd stop wanking after I got in a steady
sexual relationship... BOY WAS I WRONG!!! Sometimes I just
can't leave myself alone! Bless the internet! By the way,
did anyone listen to ant of my tunes yet? I'm feeling so
lonely about it... (k23.org/mp3s)



 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-07-28 13:09 [#00797199]
Points: 14042 Status: Lurker



wasnt there one quote about ophecks not wanking cause he
could die or something? and then there was exhores head and
shoulders fiasco...


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-07-28 13:12 [#00797205]
Points: 9325 Status: Regular | Followup to Zeus: #00797199



Maybe there was (but not in this thread)... can you find it?
would be fun to read :)

there was a post in this thread, by Ophecks, where he wrote
that if he masturbates, depends on how tired he is at night.
but that's all.


 

offline big from lsg on 2003-07-28 13:14 [#00797217]
Points: 23730 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag



in responce to ophecks [#00069831]: there's this old trick
that's sitting on your hand for 15 minutes before getting
down. it then feels like someone else's hand.. with your
expertise though


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-07-28 13:15 [#00797223]
Points: 9325 Status: Regular | Followup to big: #00797217



haha. seems like it's worth a try!


 


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