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WORST PR0N EVER!!! Okay, so 90% of the focus was on that jackasses penis.....too bad he didnt know what to do with it! She barely made a peep, and when he went down on her....I swear she fell asleep. AND it lasted for 40 minutes. The oral sex. Guy didnt know what he was doing AT ALL!!! Someone else deserves that penis...... The porn they attaches to it (as an apology) was a MILLION times better, although disturbing. One man had a penis the size of 3 coke cans. and it was REAL. Some of those cuts made me glad I dont do much with guys anymore (as if I had the chance to). I fear the peen again. I'm scared......fucking cucumbers...I swear. Anyhow, anyone else seen this crap!? |
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I don't view porn as it bores me shitless. |
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Sadly, we view it for comedic purposes. My roomate works at a video store, so its all we get to watch until a movie comes out that we havent seen. What else is there to do while eating taco's? Well, we were watching VH1, and some thingee came on about it, and Josh randomly ran to the store and rented it. And it sucked. Even for porn. And I'm a horny bastard chick, so I was pretty upset! |
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I would prefer to engage the others in my company into a conversation about politics or even a group fuck. Viewing porn would be a last resort when every other avenue of entertainment was closed. |
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If only my roomates were into group sex. Debate we can do....but their all a bunch of clit-teasers. porn is just to pass time. Especially when I dont feel like thinking about sex.....or eating. |
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ima have sex with you OK? |
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you need to develop a heroin addiction...that really helps to pass the hours by. |
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--shrugs-- Okay. |
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don't worry i have a small penis |
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Or you can buy me a new dildo. I dont know about the heroin just yet. |
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Oh goody! I should be fine then! --hugs-- Where HAVE you been!? |
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crying in the corner waiting for you to sit on my face |
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haha ou miss the h out when you typed sit. |
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let me just clear off a spot for you to sit down :wipes face: |
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Sure, I'll sit.....hope your not allergic to surgical steel. |
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i'm just waiting for some asian girl to do something to my face |
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He hasnt asked me to do that yet, we're taking it slow, thankyouverymuch. |
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are you trying to say you have a surgically steel vagina cause that would be kind of awesome |
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I thought I told you I wasnt asian!! I'm really a metroid. |
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oh um :freeze ray: :then sex: |
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No! Theres surgical steel on the outer parts of my vagina. Decoration of course. Oh speaking of porn! My roomates rented 'Barely legal' and Bizarre insertions'.....I wonder. |
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But if you freeze me, I get nothing out of it! Okay, hold your guns,...I'm going to watch porn. BBL. |
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dave attel said something about how in porn "barely legal" is like saying "almost a pedophile" i don't actually own any physical porno, but i have tons on my computer, my favorite is milf hunter |
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what? you mean extremely rich does not make you better at sex? |
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i don't think paris hilton is hot at all though that bitch is too skinny |
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I haven't seen that tape. If someone from XLT makes a tape, please let me know and I'll view + review it. I did not sell my virginity on the internet yo! You have my internetword. |
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Not by a long shot. And she was quite the dead fish. |
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She's very skinny. I prefer buxom girls with burlesque boobs and pinup legs....you know, Betty page sort of deal. I'd monkey with Marylin Mansons new wife in a heartbeat. |
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yeah I have to admit, this one did SUCK really bad...There is no point in the movie where i thought it was sexy. She was more annoying than anything |
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So, If you had more man action you wouldn't be gay, PhystPhukt? |
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there's this girl named ducky who looks like if betty page and bjork had a sexy ass daughter |
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maybe my computer but it was all dark most of the time |
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she is long and thin like a shovel handel. |
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sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. |
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Hmm I downloaded the 'highlights' from Kazaa and I enjoyed it... I think she's hot. Can't comment on the performance of either of them tho... |
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Who wants to watch nightvision porn? Booooring! |
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Yes, I saw a short clip and night vision simply can't be called "porn" anymore, certainly I'm not surprised about the results. I think a good porn video must be filmed through the point of view of a real pervert. I would recommend any other titles of the Red Light District studios, as some reviewer said "check the rest of the disc to meet girls who really know how to s·ck and f·ck", anyway, who would not be scared of those cucumbers... that is what make them stars |
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its the best when a storyline is introduced or, an attempt to introduce one is made |
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who carres about it. |
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paris hilton has the sexual moves of a sack of potatoes |
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I bet if Paris Hilton says "who cares about it" it actually sounds like "who carres about it".. |
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i want to see it really bad.... and i think paris hilton is hott... except for her face. |
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Paris Hilton sucks |
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apparently. |
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is even better! |
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I do hope it's worksafe porn. |
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i was checking for some live sets earlier, and i noticed i have this vid. not that's amazing! |
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not=now-.ahhhhhh |
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bullshit |
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