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start with a simple random thing, then continually expand upon it until you have yourself one fine sentence there mister. Keep increasing the scale of detail if possible. You also should most definately probably put something resembling creative effort into it most certainly probably not. This is getting so exciting to me that I feel I may do a poo in my pants. include the entire evolutionary process, not just the product. Obsoive!... I like to bite fraggles. I like to bite fraggles while I take a mud bath. I like to bite fraggles while I take an antigravity mud bath on a space station. I like to bite the heads off of fraggles and take an antigravity bath in their blood on planet Zylok's space station. I certainly like to bite the heads off of fraggles and take an antigravity bath in their blood on planet Zylok's 3rd space station with Beavis and Butthead. Before I lay down by the fire, I would certainly like to bite the heads off of fraggles and take an antigravity bath in their blood on planet Zylok's 3rd space station with Beavis and Butthead's mothers. Before I lay down beside the toejam fueled flourescent green bonfire, I would certainly like to bite the heads off of fraggles and take an antigravity bath in their blood on planet Zylok's 3rd space staion with Beavis and Butthead's mothers. Before I do yoga next to the toejam fueled flourescent green smokeless bonfire, I would certainly like to bite the heads off of fraggles with my wooden teeth and take an antigravity bath in their blood on planet Zylok's 3rd space station with Beavis and Butthead's mothers. Voila! That there... is such... a fine sentence... that I do say... I feel like farting! |
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I did not poo in my pants, but I have done a backflip. Even without a computer prompt to do so. |
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I make silver |
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i make silver in the winter |
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There is a mutant in my salad dressing. There is a decaying mutant swimming in my caesar salad dressing. This morning there is... ah fuck it i'm going to work on a song. . . |
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half i make silver in the winter overnight |
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I have re-programmed 2 cyborgs to learn how to design and make magic radio controlled silver colored hand and ankle cuffs which are composed of a mixture of jello and concrete, by reading a simple manual titled "how to design and make magic radio controlled silver colored hand and ankle cuffs" with which I plan to restrain myself and my other self in my basement's closet's left shoe. |
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A "song" implies singing, and those there are some mighty fine starting lyrics there mister! Oh yeah! Kool Aids man. |
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lyrics and Aids fine Kool starting song there some singing A mighty man yeah, |
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I am pleased to present you your official "evolve-a-sentence (tm)" disqualification award; a headless dog doll made of refried turnips. |
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I love having AIDS. |
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I wear socks. I wear blue socks. I wear socks that are 1/2 blue and green checkered and 1/2 pink and red striped on my hands. I wear 100 pound giant fiberglass socks that are 1/2 blue and green checkered and 1/2 pink and red striped on my hands, and then raise my arms up and down to excersize. On Saturdays I wear 100 pound giant fiberglass socks that are 1/2 blue and green checkered and 1/2 pink and red striped on my hands, and then raise my arms up and down fifteen times a minute to excercize, then after 15 reps I start my eyelid excercizes while watching Mr. Ed on my miniature wide screen tv, making sure to only excersize one eye at a time so I can see it. |
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fuck you |
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friendly as ever did the polish spasmoid reply to the ancients of the one they call twins of aphex |
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i like to break the rules... |
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You know what was cool was that video of a woman running in front of a train and getting hit... she just went *plooh* like a wet kleenex. |
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I am posting in this thread |
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RED 'LERT |
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Wmw evolved a nonsense sentence. Wmw evolved a nonsense sentence while chafing himself. Wmw grumpily evolved a nonsense sentence while chafing himself in places he knew he really shouldn't. Wmw grumpily evolved a nonsense sentence in a fit of purulent ecstacy while chafing himself in places he knew he really shouldn't quickly in the five minutes before "step by step" came on. Wmw grumpily evolved a somehow flamboyantly homosexual nonsense sentence in a fit of purulent ecstasy while chafing himself in places he knew he really shouldn't, very quickly in the five minutes before "step by step" came on.. he then defecated irately a series of mouse squirrel bone-filled owl-pellet-like excretions until Rosie the maid robot from "The Jetsons" came along and swept it up into her "Future Dust Pan" for later refuelling and said "Awww. Mr. Noll! You shouldn't have".. you see, as a robot, Rosie's mechanical "brain" did not include the equivalent of an anterior Insula, so she was able to consume and harness the power of human fecal matter, and did so through continuously cleaning a house for a lazy bastard who does nothing but write nonsense sentences on an internet message board that deals with a certain, not-fully-describable subset of "electronic music".. poor thing. |
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*plooh*? |
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I'm taking away the "1 sentence" rule and "show the whole lineage" rule. I had 3 friends (a duck, an eskimo and an elf) on tuesday, but on thursday they all were all magically turned into walrus peni by a 30 foot tall herbivorous grey eyed witch who listened to rock and roll every day except tuesdays (which was reserved for casting spells on ducks, eskimos, elves (or on this lucky occasion all three)). It was a temporary 30 second spell (because, being a 1st month and 23rd day apprentice to Helga the 2nd, did not recall the permanent incantation due to mostly listening to rock and roll instead of studying), but when it wore off, they all changed back inside out except for the elf who merely changed back upside down. Righting himself, the elf quickly pulled a small yellow framed mirror out of his purple underwear which he was wearing on his forehead and repelled the spell before Helga the 2nd could cast another spell. |
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qrter has just called me spasmoid. i assume he must know what that word means, coz i have no idea, and with my lack of knowledge about english slang and grammar use, i dont think it was very offensive. what more, i dare to say that made me laugh, coz as you've probably noticed, qrters i tryin constantly to be offensive, which combined with his stupid avatar and his lack of good taste, makes him even funnier than his funny hand-made words ( like spasmoid, for instance ). conclusion - with time, i think qrter will invent his own language, which will contaic monosylabs, simple 2-3 leter phrases, understandable only to himself. also, i think he will try to take control over this place, which is impossible, at least for someone like qrter. qith this not offensive post i qould like also to make my statement about thing mentioned above : ser g 4hf4+kj'g][p; edh 455 ye 5555555 5 trh 5hr nh 5CGQ THR ffg5 5 6 ?]QL F P]KF Hd ldek919[((E}{L T H this is very serious code, which only qrter can understand, and i will not reveal the secret, coz this is just between me and the qrter-the funny guy. |
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I am pleased to present you your official "evolve a sentence (tm)" qualification award; a dog doll made of refried turnips, (with a head of course). |
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I never said that - earthleakage did. you can recognize the difference between our nicks by the different letters used in our names. |
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i have strong feeling that still youre trying to a) be funny b) piss me off c) just post in this thread d) you even dont know as there's no options for picking one of those above, i think that you should make one more post to allow me to add poind e) to schedule. untill that, i will try to think about something really stupid , which cant be harder than tryin to read your utter bullshit. please, stay online your dearest friend dr hyakusen |
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Go back to the country you came from, spasmoid. Please go back to the country you came from (Fagville), you diarrhea sniffing spasmoid. Before I urinate on you with my twelve penises, please take your pink panties and go back to the country you came from (Fagville), you diarrhea sniffing leech sucking spasmoid. In about 15 seconds I am going to urinate on you with my twelve penises unless you please take your pink panties and other transvestite clothes and go back to the country you came from (Fagville), you worm gut stained diarrhea sniffing leech sucking ultra spasmoid. |
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you really are insane. I never said anything to you in this thread, yet you attack me. |
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First when there's nothing But a slow glowing dream That your fear seems to hide Deep inside your mind. All alone I have cried Silent tears full of pride In a world made of steel, Made of stone. Well, I hear the music, Close my eyes, feel the rhythm, Wrap around, take a hold Of my heart. What a feeling. Bein's believin'. I can have it all, now I'm dancing for my life. Take your passion And make it happen. Pictures come alive, you can dance right through your life. Now I hear the music, Close my eyes, I am rhythm. In a flash it takes hold Of my heart. What a feeling. Bein's believin'. I can have it all, now I'm dancing for my life. Take your passion And make it happen. Pictures come alive, now I'm dancing through my life. What a feeling. What a feeling. (I am music now) Bein's believin' (I am rhythm now) Pictures come alive, you can dance right through your life. What a feeling. (You can really have it all) What a feeling. (Pictures come alive when I can) I can have it all. (I can really have it all) Have it all (Pictures come alive when I call) (Call, call, call, call -- what a feeling) I can have it all. (Bein's believin') Bein's believin'. (Take your passion) (Make it happen) Make it happen. (What a feeling) What a feeling. (Bein's believin') .... FADE |
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You're it, Quintzies! |
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hahahaha.......... this threads fucked |
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hello |
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my post wasnt offensive, it was just a stupid joke. i am not insane. beep beep. |
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Ha ha, JAroen is a haxor11 isn't he. I think he's playing music in every thread he posts in somehow. That is a wonderful trick. |
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i've never heard any music.. and i don't hear it now.. ..but, how dear he brighten our lives with organised sound!!? |
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err.. dear=dare. i'm dyslexic, er somethin' |
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Ooh, I like this fast chipmunk "hey ho" song JAroen. You should play the "morton is a dudgy doo" song! |
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hey laser lips your momma was a snowblower |
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Where were you? A total translation in my language...: Where are you was?....:).... |
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