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Kim Jong Il is the best golfer ever!
 

offline Smyrma from Beloit, WI (United States) on 2004-06-30 11:19 [#01261184]
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The North Korean Government reports that their dictator,
Kim Jong Il, recently played competetive golf for the first
time, and he shot 38 under and had 5 holes-in-one! Tiger
can suck it!

LAZY_GOLF


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offline ChildrenTalking from United States on 2004-06-30 11:31 [#01261191]
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great guy he his. his military power grows stronger as his
people starve in an exponential rate.


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-06-30 11:43 [#01261205]
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did anybody see "acces to evil: korea" on the bbc?
boy, that sucked, they'd better attacked north korea instead
of iraq


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-30 11:44 [#01261208]
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He is very handsome and fashionable. I would like to be his
friend.


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-06-30 11:45 [#01261211]
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38 under par: i dont know


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-06-30 11:47 [#01261214]
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5 holes in one. my ass. this guy can fuck an armadillo
sideways.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-30 11:51 [#01261217]
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How did the ball manage to go into the other 4 holes after
it fell down the first one? He must be really good if he did
that.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-06-30 11:53 [#01261218]
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i didn't think there were that many pars ever


 

offline Smyrma from Beloit, WI (United States) on 2004-06-30 12:00 [#01261222]
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Not 38 holes under par, but 38 strokes under par for the
whole course.


 

offline Smyrma from Beloit, WI (United States) on 2004-06-30 12:00 [#01261223]
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AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-06-30 12:12 [#01261240]
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OH NOES!!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-06-30 12:13 [#01261241]
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INVADEINVADEINVADE

ALL YOUR GOLFBALLS ARE BELONG TO U.S.


 

offline Doomed Puppy from on and off and on and off and on 2004-06-30 12:16 [#01261248]
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OMG HE'S THE LEADER OF THE TRIADS!!!!!!!!!!!


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-06-30 12:48 [#01261274]
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BITCH I KNOW WHAT PAR IS

GOD DANG I WILL SMACK YALL


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-06-30 12:52 [#01261278]
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golf uckyourself


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-06-30 14:05 [#01261319]
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hah, awesome!


 

offline PigeonSt from Detroit on 2004-07-01 01:03 [#01261785]
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I heard this on Pardon the Interuption and my friend and I
absolutely cracked up...


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-07-01 03:14 [#01261889]
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i understand he gets all the hot women.


 

offline Torley Wong on 2004-07-01 03:32 [#01261909]
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Finally, a challenger to Donald Trump in the "truthful
hyperbole" dept.! :)

Anyone who has their doubts should check out the videos here
(I'm sure this link has come up before):

http://www.robpongi.com/

http://www.robpongi.com/pages/comboKIMJONGIL.html

in particular is a real treat ;)


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-07-01 05:52 [#01262005]
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I still find this very funny.


 


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