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My spine has long since wilted and rewilted. I stumble around like a soulless dead thing. Our time here on earth is sort of divided into animation cells called days.. Well "yesterday", I looked my companion in its eyes and stated coldly that it was dead to me, meaning it. Being my reflection, its lips mimicked mine, but not in mockery per se. I've come to know and expect such behavior. Part of that demon's curse. Was an inability to communicate in any other way.. than immitation.. Its eyes were glazed over and it looked stupified; It clearly felt I was dead to it too. ..Dulled over, drunk almost, with troubles.. with.. introvertedly directed hate.. Of course I knew it was merely reflecting me. "You poor organism" I said. It started to cry and I wanted to console it. I wanted to embrace it and make its pain go away. Why does it have to hurt? Why does it have to hurt? I did not try as I knew from experience that its glass prison was impenetrable. |
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touching |
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Satan's fictional legend was created in much the same way humanity makes movies about aliens. No contact has happened but it can be entertaining to speculate. Imaginative speculation can even serve as a useful simulation for if the actual event happens. Well humanity will never be prepared for when I become reborn as the real Satan. I will not be merciful. |
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*gets struck and knocked to the floor by a sensation of demonic evacuation* ... uh... I feel better. I'm sorry, but I don't know when or if it is coming back. According to the literature, its weakness is carrots. *makes a carrot necklace and wears it, sweating in questionable anticipation* (the anticipation wasn't questionable; rather questionable is supposed to be an additional adverb to complement anticipation... or something. *sigh*) |
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what about your spleen? |
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I artificially evolved it into a second brain 3 years ago. It keeps track of all logical operations and memory involving noodles, increasing efficiency of talking about them by 55 percent. As a result I am perhaps the world's leading noodle specialist. |
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how fast can you dissolve a noodle in saliva? |
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Approximately .3 times as fast as it takes to dissolve a string bean. Data will vary with the mass and volume of the noodle and string bean as well as the individual dissolving them. |
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That made about as much sense as you as a person, and that's not a compliment. |
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FCUK TEH HAT0RZ! |
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Let us have a great xltronic feast! I sacrifice my body as the main entry. Please carve me up as I lie on the table. I will drink and be merry with you as long as I remain conscious. JAroen has dibs on my spleen. |
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My spine is already sacrificed |
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OK so I secretly love w M w and I want to passionately suck his left nipple. |
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Mmmmm! Sometimes... when I play streetfighter 2, and beat chun li... I put my hand on my wiener... and feel how warm it is... but pretend I am touching her vagina instead. |
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you know, if its not that hard you could get a finger in there perhaps, just as in the penis penetration movie |
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Oh, I have a vagina too... just not Chun Li's vagina. I tried to followup to your post, but clicking on #01259702 produces a curious error. Try it. |
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HAHAHAH ME, AND ONLY ME, IS ABLE TO FOLLOW UP TO MYSELF followups to my messages are available for 10 cent per followup 100 followups for 9.50! |
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Jeez, that's low. Are you trying to outdo competition? |
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take it or leave it |
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