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sort of half standing |
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no way...... there's a reach problem, surely? or you have a filthy arse........... |
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this thread appears like there is a similar thread somewhere on this board. i swear i posted in it |
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well uh since i'm not a retard i sit down |
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Sitting. Also: toilet paper - scrunch or fold? Personally, i fold. |
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haha roygbivcore is not a retard, as opposed to those who stand! |
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interesting. Scrunch |
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no no darkpromenade.... It's best standing... it's the only you can be sure your arse is clean.... i dunno many people that whipes their arse standing anyway... ha ha :) |
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i also fold! |
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i do the half standing thing aswell |
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INFIDEL!!111 I never thought that scrunching would... uh... do the job to it's fullest extent. But maybe it does, man. Maybe it does. |
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yeah........ i fold the paper and use tons of it too be sure... It's not cooL to have an itchy arse when it's not proparly clean... ha ha ha ha |
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i fold my toilet paper. |
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Why does it not surprise me that this thread is a fast-grower? We xltronians seem to be a scatalogical bunch. |
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it's a thread we can all relate too. |
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Haha, i guess so. Everyone's got an ass, that's fo' sho'. |
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the best way to wipe your arse is to take a shit, then get off the toilet, squat down, take your paper (folded), and wipe you ring........ try it next time, and you will know i speak the truth. |
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yeah... scatological indeed... ha ha.... in a way... it's the only thing that us men throw out of our body... i mean hard, big peace thingy... ha ha |
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sometimes slight "paper insertion" can be needed just to make sure . |
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"big peace thingy" hahaha! |
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What the crap? |
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I do it with pink gloves |
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yes the crap. but we get rid of loads more. |
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I find the scrunch to be more reliable. |
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you can't wipe your ass standing up. the cheeks fold together and you miss bits. scrunch. |
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haha great sit/scrunch myself. next question: how many flushes? just one after it's all over, or one or more during the act to insure a proper removal (i.e., no overload)?? |
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hey virginpusher! we're "half standing" mates! er... or something! yippeee |
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preferably sit, gloved, scrunch |
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standing up is very possible... more reliable in my view.... You see what you're doing... and if you just had a HUGE crap... you can be sure that you won't encounter it on the way with your hand.... And the cheek problem is actually not a problem .... You open them up with your hands... Or if you have strong butt cheek muscles..... You can even do it without the hands.... ha ha :) |
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one flush does it mostly for me thanx. some toilets don't suck as much as others though. |
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Dude, who wears gloves to wipe their own arse? |
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What's really cool is when you shit and it comes out so fast you don't even have to wipe! |
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hopefully whoever did this to their toilet |
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once in a while.... i have those world record craps.... And in these cases... i definnetly need more than one flush... Sometimes, i even need to go in there with a plastic spoon, or a tool to cut it in half... Quite horrible... ha ha.. Yeah right.... Gloves? hum hum.. it comes from your own body dude |
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look how pristine white that toilet paper on the wall is in that environment!! haha |
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a tool to cut it in half !! like a power tool? :) |
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sometimes i am surprised to see a toilet brush. nice thought i admit, but i still prefer toilet paper. |
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That is soooooo WRONG. Xammax ----> Hahaha, yeah i think everyone loves that. I feel so... efficient. |
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It's SO convenient. Wiping of the arse can be such a chore sometimes... |
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ha Ha Ha Ha... a toll of some kind anyway... The feeling when you cut it in half is never delightfull... I have a new technique now anyway.... I just close my arsehole as much as i can if i see that the poo is too long.. and the cutting is done by itself... but then.... There is always a lot of whiping to do... ha ha :) |
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i didn't understand the whole bit i think chihiro and i'm somehow glad. |
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what a shit thread. |
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BA DUM TISH! |
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Yeah!!! but hey dude... You still came to post something ;) |
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oh man, are you death chihiro? |
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I thought everyone would understand the gloves joke... |
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after readng this thread chihiro, i can never watch spirited away again. |
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Levitating |
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:D!! yay! |
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