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How do you like your eggs?
 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2004-06-26 16:54 [#01257208]
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boiled


 

offline aron from saskatoon (Canada) on 2004-06-26 17:02 [#01257216]
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scrambled. with lots of cheese


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-06-26 17:10 [#01257217]
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Unfertilized.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-06-26 17:10 [#01257218]
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not too fond of them but once in a while i will feel a
slight craving.
scrambled is nice but not too runny please. most modes are
ok for me.


 

offline uzim on 2004-06-26 17:33 [#01257226]
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made out of chocolate and filled with varied chocolates!
(including praliné)


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2004-06-26 17:38 [#01257229]
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laid by a duck, fried, over easy


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-06-26 17:49 [#01257241]
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dead


 

offline 3052 on 2004-06-26 17:50 [#01257245]
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Usually two on the eye.

Why ?


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2004-06-26 17:59 [#01257251]
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and two down there? or no.... oupss... soz


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-06-26 18:01 [#01257252]
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Scrambled, nice and runny, with lots of brown sauce. Mmm.


 

offline 3052 on 2004-06-26 18:03 [#01257257]
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Thats what you say "Egg on the eye"

Fancynessssss.....


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-06-26 18:04 [#01257260]
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dunno...depends...


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-06-26 18:08 [#01257267]
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Too thoughtful. You'll never get served in here. You have to
slam your hand on the counter and yell "Two! Sunny side up!
Toast on the side no butter!" or else the waitress will
ignore you.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-06-26 18:10 [#01257269]
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haha!

and no pinching!


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-06-26 18:10 [#01257272]
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i like
eggs


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-06-26 18:11 [#01257275]
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amandamandamanda
amandamandamada
amandamandamana
show


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-06-26 18:16 [#01257281]
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RECIPE:

1. Crack 2 eggs into a cup.
2. Scramble with a fork.
3. Microwave until the liquidy bit is gone (keep checking)
4. Butter 2 slices bread.
5. Put egg on bread.
6. Put brown sauce on egg.
7. Eat.

THIS IS VERY NICE INDEED


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2004-06-26 18:18 [#01257283]
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"Vlakertseidundrei prutermilafereidindei" (an old way
of cooking eggs... The planet Gruntel way)


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-06-26 18:18 [#01257284]
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Die Eier Von Satan

Eine halbe Tasse Staubzucker
Ein Viertel Teeloffel Salz
Eine Messerspitze turkisches Haschisch
Ein halbes Pfund Butter
Ein Teeloffel Vanillenzucker
Ein halbes Pfund Mehl
Einhundertfunfzig Gramm gemahlene Nusse
Ein wenig extra Staubzucker
... und keine Eier

In eine Schussel geben
Butter einruhren
Gemahlene Nusse zugeben und
Den Teig verkneten

Augenballgro?e Stucke vom Teig formen
Im Staubzucker walzen und
Sagt die Zauberworter
Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim

Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und
Bei zweihundert Grad fur funfzehn Minuten backen und
KEINE EIER

Bei zweihundert Grad fur funfzehn Minuten backen und
Keine Eier ..
...



 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2004-06-26 18:25 [#01257288]
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yeah... whatever dude :)


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-06-26 18:31 [#01257294]
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isn't microwave bad for you and stuff?


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-06-26 18:42 [#01257300]
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Heh, when it tastes this good i don't care. If i'm gonna
die, i'm gonna die with an egg butty in my hands.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-06-26 18:57 [#01257305]
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You have forgotten the cheddar, which must go into the eggs
when they are semi cooked and then put back in the nuking
device. Other than that, good joerb soldier, carry on.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2004-06-26 19:16 [#01257310]
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microwaves are not bad for you unless they're broken or
you're inside of one. some old hippie on tv told me that,
so it must be true.

i like omelets best... with vegetables and things like
that. it's kind of hard to go wrong with eggs, unless you
put ketchup (catsup) on them - that's so wrong...


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-06-26 19:19 [#01257311]
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but, doesnt anybody like the amanda show
she's awesome


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-06-26 19:39 [#01257338]
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I think it's safe to be inside a broken one, as long as it's
really broken and not just pretending to be broken to lure
you in.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2004-06-26 20:18 [#01257355]
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:)

this thread inspired me to have some eggs. anyone else want
some?


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-26 20:19 [#01257363]
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HOT


 

offline Torley Wong on 2004-06-27 02:45 [#01257526]
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I like them nuked in the microwave too -- yolks poked so it
doesn't blow sky-high :)


 

offline nacmat on 2004-06-27 03:09 [#01257546]
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touch my eggs but carefully cos its easy to hurt me there


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2004-06-27 04:14 [#01257601]
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eaten.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-06-27 04:53 [#01257633]
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thank you, i'm going to have an egg sandwich now. in this
case i'm going to brreak the yoke so that it rruns into the
white, that way i don't make a mess when i eat it.


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-06-27 05:35 [#01257646]
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im out of eggs :(


 

offline outside_ninja from ninjaland (I touch no-one and on 2004-06-27 06:28 [#01257668]
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scrambled, in a cup, fried, hard-boiled, soft-boiled,
poached. Runny fried eggs are really delicious.


 

offline outside_ninja from ninjaland (I touch no-one and on 2004-06-27 06:31 [#01257669]
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*runny fried-egg sandwiches.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-06-27 07:10 [#01257683]
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me too, it turrned out.


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2004-06-27 08:02 [#01257710]
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fertilized.


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-06-27 08:08 [#01257715]
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it's been going on for a couple of days already too
i find it depressing to have everything at hand all the time
though, and expensive
like: damn, i already have two boxes of smacks


 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2004-06-27 09:13 [#01257730]
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i like my eggs fully grown

into chickens


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2004-06-27 09:31 [#01257734]
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Fried sunny side up. Wonderful in a bacon roll with loads
of ketchup!


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2004-06-27 09:35 [#01257736]
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i hate eggs-


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2004-06-27 11:23 [#01257789]
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same.


 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2004-06-27 11:24 [#01257792]
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Scrambled with ketchup on the side for dipping:)


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2004-06-27 11:28 [#01257798]
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boiled with a little toasted army on the side.....


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-06-27 11:34 [#01257805]
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fried sunny side down


 

offline PigeonSt from Detroit on 2004-06-27 12:06 [#01257835]
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lightly over medium with wheat toast


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-06-27 17:53 [#01258133]
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Also, another good vaguely eggy recipe:

1. Empty a tin of beans into a pan.
2. Warm the beans on the oven.
3. Grate a load of mature cheddar cheese into the pan.
4. Add a splash of milk, some pepper and cumin.
5. Keep on medium heat for about 5 minutes. Stir.
6. Crack an egg into the pan.
7. Stir the egg in like crazy. Aim for no lumps.
8. Simmer for a further 5 minutes.

Makes an excellent dip, nice on toast, but my personal
favourite is on a warmed baguette.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-06-27 18:06 [#01258155]
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aim for no lumps?

so no beans should be whole right?

i might try this, ONE DAY.


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-06-27 18:16 [#01258161]
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No eggy lumps, i mean. The beans should just be slightly
mushy. It tastes kinda like refried beans, but without all
the arsing around.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-28 05:08 [#01258463]
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I will try this tasty treat tonight.


 


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