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rarndaraki
from from from from (United States) on 2004-06-24 17:36 [#01254958]
Points: 1833 Status: Regular | Followup to E-man: #01254592
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"the latest trend at living longer"
I don't think i said that. although I did say,
"the latest trend WITH living longer."
which wouldn't make as much sense as,
"i really hate that living longer is a trend" but whatever.
does the word LIFE ring a bell with me?
what a stupid fucking question.
people always try to live longer, but now it's just too much. you can't give a kid a goddamn break "by the way, your going to die soon. Cancer, AIDS, smoking, car accidents, blah blah blah"
shut the fuck up please.
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rarndaraki
from from from from (United States) on 2004-06-24 18:14 [#01255036]
Points: 1833 Status: Regular
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"the facts are on, __ percentage of people die from toenail cancer every year. we should use that in the next Tropicana Orange Juice add."
whatever happened to good old fashioned orange juice? you know, the stuff people drank because it was delicious and satisfying?
But why would I spend money on Orange Juice?! What will it do for me? What's Orange Juice got to do with reducing my home mortgage (sp?) or landing that Big Sale?
Why Sir! You can LIVE longer! Think of that! More time to die slowly with your horrid personality!
Sounds like a GREAT fucking deal to me! HELL YES!
"that's a very good suggestion, mr. ____. it will be considered."
what the fuck am i doing?
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