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god fucking bless shortcuts. Lets share some more obscure ones. browser: enter your url then press ctrl + enter to add http:// one end and .com at the other. Yay. |
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Cut through behind the petrol station and cut 5 minutes off your journey to the pub. |
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sweet |
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PhotoShop: Alt+Ctrl+Shift+L - make your photo deep and edgy! |
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Ctrl + Alt + A + P + F5 + Enter + Num Lock This makes your screen into a portal that you can put your hand in and touch whatever it is displaying. |
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Do you watch porn a lot? |
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haha touché |
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windows button + f = search windows button + d = minimise alt + tab = change program shift + tab = tab backwards |
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ctrl + tab = change window within current window |
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Porn?!?! No way, that's disgusting!!!!! Once I saw this porn and a man was for some reason putting his penis near a womans face, and it went in her mouth....... IN HER MOUTH. |
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windows button + r = run windows button + m = minimise windows button + u = options for spastics |
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also window button + u is an extremely helpful shortcut for people working on heavily locked down systems where IE has been removed as an accessible program because there is a web link for the help which obviously spawns an IE session. |
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1 = 1 |
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The sick things you confont us with... Ban this man! |
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you is clever like marshmellow man |
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I have just touched you |
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You need about 86 hands to press the shortcut, I don't know why they made it so difficult. |
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I knew my genetic deformity would have use one day. |
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pretty bad if you only have 4 hooves.....i think i saw the same film too. sick and wrong. |
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case is that sometimes Ctrl+Shift+L or Ctrl+Shift+B work better than that. windows button + e = opens explorer window. |
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Don't wait for your computer to shut down. That's just wasting power. Turn it off at the mains. Much quicker. Over a year you'll save 2p on your electricity. That's 10p every 5 years! 50p every 25! Think of what you could buy with that! |
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A tip for barstaff here: Pour my guiness AFTER everyone elses drinks to ensure I spend half my fucking night at the bar! |
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Windows + D = Show desktop (same as desktop icon in quick launch bar) |
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Alt-F4 is very useful. |
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Break + Clutch = Emergency Stop |
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as a barman....make sure you order your guiness first so i dont waste half my night waiting for your pint to fucking settle. |
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:D!!! Hahaha, how many people don't actually order it first? I don't drunk guinness anyway :P |
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hold shift (or pretty much any other button) for 5 secs (winxp) |
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fucking loads, usually its people buying a round who dont drink guiness. but its not quite as bad as wankers who tap their money on the bar to get your attention.....if you do that expect to wait all night, you have been warned. |
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