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offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-06-13 13:04 [#01238233]
Points: 6846 Status: Addict



What weird shit do you wonderful people do? Do you have a
foot fetish? Can't you sleep without a halogen lamp pointing
directly into your face? Do you have to put your penis
inbetween your dead grandmother's spare dentures once an
hour just to feel normal?

To get the ball rolling:

- I record every text message i send or receive. I have an
enormous text file dedicated to this purpose. Why? JUST IN
CASE.

- Recently, i have been carrying around the last cigarette
my girlfriend gave to me before we broke up. I cannot smoke
it. Why? I could not say.

Confess all, scumbags. Please help me feel normal.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-06-13 13:11 [#01238238]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker



Beforre I got to bed I have to put the toilet-seat down,
turrn the light off, walk out of the rroom, walk back in and
tap the toilet-seat, walk back out then walk back in and tap
it again, if this goes on forr too long and I don't get the
rright 'feeling' (I can't explain it), then I have to put
the light on and lift the seat up, put the seat down and
rrepeat until I do get the 'feeling'.

I also do have a foot fetish-ish.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-06-13 13:12 [#01238240]
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I used to have many morre of them crrazy chorres that I had
to do but step by step I have painfully managed to shed
them.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-06-13 13:14 [#01238241]
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And no, by not doing them I didn't kill anyone in my sleep
as I somehow was convinced I was going to.


 

offline sneakattack on 2004-06-13 13:15 [#01238243]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker | Followup to Anus_Presley: #01238241



anus, no one everr prredicted anything apprroaching
obsessive compulsion within you, dearr


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2004-06-13 13:17 [#01238245]
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i used to have this even out thing when i was a child.

the sad thing is, i Just now remembered it, and cannot
pinpoint when I gave it up. I know it lasted well up until
i was 12-13 years old, though.

If I were walking down a hallway, and would hit or move a
certain way with my right hand, i would HAVE to repeat the
process with my left.

: /


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2004-06-13 13:18 [#01238247]
Points: 19190 Status: Moderator | Followup to deepspace9mm: #01238233 | Show recordbag



Weird. My Trillian records every conversation I've had, but
I don't think I'd ever look at them again, or need or want
them. You sooo crazy.

Whenever I'm home alone at night, I have to scour every room
before I go to bed, to weed out any trespassers. Otherwise I
can't sleep knowing that a guy might be hiding out contorted
in a cupboard waiting for his chance to strike. It's absurd.


 


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