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What is your name? My name is Testicles. |
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pin this!! pin this!! |
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My goodness! How postmodern. |
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I like the brash subtlety demonstrated in this topic. It is in your face without being in your face. Nice work. |
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it's up your ass... and yet... not up your ass |
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Testicles? Sounds Greek to me. My name's Perenium, author of many philosophical treaties such as "Arse or balls, who gives a shit?". |
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wow |
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HAHAHAHAHAHA |
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I saw an insane friend today who has a huge infected sore on his eyelid. They had to put him on an IV and inject antibiotics and bleach and onion juice to save his life. He still has crusty pus-y eyelashes and a big crusty scab. |
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Sweet freaking jesus. |
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fav+ |
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"Arse or balls, who gives a shit?". the arse i think. |
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Oh my god! You weren't kidding when you said you'd make this topic the best thing on the internet! w M w's daily google search suggestion: "mind worms" Here's a joke I happened to find with this search: An example of this is a joke I saw on the web. President Clinton and the Pope were fishing when all of a sudden a gust of wind blew the Pope hat off and out into the lake. Bill Clinton got out of the boat, walked across the surface of the water and returned the Pope's hat. A Washington Times reporter witnessed the event and the next day's headlines read, "Bill Clinton can't Swim!" |
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I have had 2 bad dreams recently. These are real dreams: 1) this was just a brief dream segment I remembered, maybe the equivalent of 2 minutes. It was a horrific nightmare about bad personal hygeine; I was wiping and there was slimy lettuce and stuff in my ass crack. 2) maybe this was during the same night, I forget. But I just started masturbating at work. It seemed normal and was alone. But afterwards, I looked up behind me and saw a security camera. This was a very real feeling dream. I was very worried all day and hoped that nobody would watch the video. Later that day my boss started walking up to me and I knew they'd seen it. He handed me a paper. It said I was terminated for lewd behavior or something. He just awkwardly handed it to me and I took it and left. Neither of us said anything. I was really worried about having to find another job since I couldn't really use this last one on an application given they wouldn't exactly recommend me and I wanted to keep that "incident" as secret as possible. Then I remembered there were some jobs that stated "no experience required" but they were all far away. When I woke up from this dream to my alarm clock going off, I farted really loud 4 times in a row and it was otherwise dead silent so I know my both of my neighbors heard it. |
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I wish a giant would take two huge bricks and smack them together as hard as he could with my head in between. SMOOOOSH ahhhhhhhhh, that would be fucking pleasure. |
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you have a job? |
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Hi w M w. |
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mucoid plaque. that is all. |
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plaque no dubt! |
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yeah, more about your job... jesus you don't have to interact with the public do you? |
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come on some one close this topic! i can stand this shit! what youve lost here??? fag! |
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you don't have to use heavy machinery, do you? |
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Hey! This thread was a collaberative effort. I don't remember you contributing constructive critisism of the rough draft when I gave you the opportunity. w M w is a fictional character; a mask. I am a normal person with a normal job. That said, I'll just be honest for once. I work in fagville at the mall in the snagglepus department. |
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I had no idea there was a fagville at the mall in the snagglepus department! |
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It's an assembly line job. The snagglepuss bodies come through on a conveyer belt and I screw their heads on. One of the heads winked at me when I screwed it on which is why I started masturbating as posted above. Actually I'm no longer positive if that was a dream. |
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scary stuff, Ian. |
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