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Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast! |
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"why do i always have to be dwayne dibbley?" they still showing these on late night TV? |
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Not on BBC2 I don't think -- UK Gold probably - I have series I to IV on DVD :) Awesome stuff~! |
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I saw somebody with a t-shirt bearing that particular slogan today. |
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Really? How uncool! :D |
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4series on dvd, nice! over christmas they must've shown every single episode of red dwarf, ever! was good! |
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Rimmer: Um, I think we're all beginning to lose sight of the real issue here, which is "What are we going to call ourselves?" um, and I think it comes down to a choice between `The League Against Salivating Monsters' or my own personal preference, which is `The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society'. Um, one drawback with that... the abbreviation is `CLITORIS'. |
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That episode is fantastic simply for the fact that Rimmer becomes a pipe-smoking liberal - it is fo fucking funny ! |
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Yes, really. The man wearing said t-shirt was fat, bearded and hella ugly. He looked like the type to be into scat porn too. It made me slightly ashamed to be a red dwarf fan. |
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One of my favourite programs ever up to series 7. Then it went funny... Series 5/6 are my favourites. |
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And that's funny in an "THIS IS FUCKING AWFUL" way, not a "haha" way. |
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It was unbearable :( |
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the first series was really funny then in general it just got worse and worse until it became painful to watch. |
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that's when you know u need to go visit the opticians... |
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Here, here!!! Great stuff!!! Anyone who has not read the books is missing out!!! |
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"Rude alert! Rude alert! An electrical fire has knocked out my voice recognition unicycle! Many Wurlitzers are missing from my database. Abandon shop! This is not a daffodil. Repeat: This is not a daffodil." |
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I bet you copied that verbatim from IMDb.com you Welsh Tizzy! =) |
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the laws of time and space- who gives a smeg?! lets hear it for smeg |
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of course I did ! You think I could be arsed to type out all that ;oD |
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I am lissening to Infinit Welcomes Careful Drivers audiobook, read by Chris Barrie.. I'm sharing on SLSK. 4 X 15mb. |
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I appreciate red dwarf very very much |
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some of the episodes arre bloody hilarrious. |
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The observation window depolarises, revealing RIMMER. He is NOT in uniform. RIMMER: Is something amiss? LISTER: (Slight quaver in him voice) Amiss? God no, what could possibly be amiss? RIMMER: You don't think there's anything amiss? I'm sitting here wearing a red and white checked gingham dress and army boots and you think that's un-amiss? CAT: No, of course not. It's just that we thought you had gone nuts! We were tryin' to humour you. RIMMER: I was just doing a little test -- a little test to see if you had gone crazy. He abruptly tenses and lets out a horrible yell. RIMMER: CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! If there is one thing I can't stand it's crazy people. LISTER: Well we've passed the test, Rimmer. You can let us out. RIMMER: I can't let you out. LISTER: Why not? RIMMER: Because the King of the Potato People won't let me. I begged him. I got down on my knees and wept. He wants to keep you here. Keep you here for ten years. CAT: Could we see him? RIMMER: See who? CAT: The King. RIMMER: Do you have a magic carpet? LISTER: Yeah, a little three-seater. RIMMER: So, let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the King of the Potato People and plead with him for your freedom, and you're telling me you are completely sane?! I think that warrants 2 hours of W.O.O. LISTER: What's W.O.O? CAT: You had to ask. RIMMER: With ... out ... oxygen. No oxygen for 2 hours. That will teach you to be bread baskets. He disappears. LISTER: What do we do? CAT: I think our only hope's the Potato King. :D |
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but quite a lot are absolute cack. :( |
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Only in Series VII and VIII Alex -- *waits to be contradicted* |
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Let's close this thread right now. No-one should be allowed to like that nerdy piece of geeky trash starring that gang-rape involved beat poet twat that does that other geeky show with the robots. |
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*YAWN* |
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HA! just started watching the first series on dvd... hurray! |
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you really have crap taste in everything, don't you? |
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You've just become a boring parody of yourself... if you feel the need to bore and insult people, can't you at least do it on the bus, or the tube, or in a shop, or in the park? |
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i would, but i'm at work just now and this will have to suffice for the monent. but thank you for your suggestion. |
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yes, some arre absolute cack. thinking about it though, it's generrally parrts of episodes that arre bloody hilarrious. still, i do love watching it when i'm in the mood. |
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it's getting all warm and cosey in here... hmmmmmm |
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I've been watching Series I to IV over and over on DVD for weeks, and I'm not getting bored of it :D Sometimes with commentary, sometimes withouth, just to, yaknow, REALLY mix it up ! =D |
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i like watching it when it's on late on channel 2. it's at its most funny when it catches you off guarrd and you'rre not expecting anything frrom it. |
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Series VII was trash, Series VIII was the best |
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Skutters :D |
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how many series are there? |
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too many fucking series |
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why thank you, kind sir! |
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8 I think. Not sure though. |
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I remember hearing rumours about a film being made... never thought it would happen though. |
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The hand crawls into the drive room and obviously starts using LISTER's leg as a ladder. LISTER tenses up. The CAT wanders in. CAT: So what's the problem? Hey, you OK? You look tense. LISTER: (Typing) > HELP > Something is crawling up my leg. I think it's a taranshula CAT: You're playing that dumb adventure game. LISTER: > It's in my boxers. It's making a nest CAT: Then buy a potion from Gandalf, the master wizard. That's what I usually do. LISTER: > I'm SERIOUS. CAT looks down, then looks up again, a rather tense expression on his face. CAT: (Typing also) > It has an eye the size of a meatball LISTER: > Kill it CAT: > How? LISTER: > I can't think straight. I've got a taranshula with an eye the size of a meatball setting up home in my joy department. Help me. CAT: > I'm scared LISTER: > YOU'RE scared. How d'you think I feel? CAT: > You haven't SEEN it!! LISTER: > The lower half of my body has gone numb. CAT: > That's probably for the best. LISTER: > It's moving > Oh *#%^**!!!! |
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