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This picture brings to mind a question: which is your favourite super-strength tramp drink? I am not talking about subtle flavours for the refined palate. You must decide on grounds of strength, "hardcore" points, price and inflated sense of ego. Will it be white lightning cider? Perhaps zeppelin? Tenant's famous blue tin? Asda smartprice vodka? Personally, i choose carlsburg special brew. It may taste like giraffe piss, but the sight of a vagrant holding his beige-canned rocket fuel aloft as he falls to the floor... it simply makes me proud to be an englishman. |
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an interesting conundrum springs to mind - at some point, the tramp makes a choice, that choice being between tennants super and carlsberg special brew. does he want to be seen as a nationalist and proud of his english heritage or maybe a cosmopolitan european fully committed to the euro. |
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Buckfast tonic wine. No doubt. |
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Hmmm. 45. |
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There was an interesting article or something, by another Drummond, Mr Bill Drummond of the KLF, who wanted to get sponsorship from Tenants Extra for one of his Situationist art wheezes, and they said they don't really do advertising or sponsorship as their main market is tramps. |
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They made the largest possible perfect cube that could be constructed out of 1000 cans of Special Brew. |
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Some more fabulous possibilities: - White Ace extra strong white cider (59p a can! smooth) - Ice Dragon cider (13.5% alcohol, fact fans) - Kestrel super (the connoisseur's tramp juice) - Tesco strong lager (100% fat free, according to the can) - Skol super (absolutely hideous) |
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Hehe, i wonder what Tenants Super advertising would be like... "You've tried the rest, now here's the best: there's getting pissed, and then there's getting SUPER pissed. Tenant's Super, choice of the nation." |
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i think it collapsed before they completed it? didnt they end up giving all the beer away to tramps on christmas eve? at some point, they went to some soup kitchen and got bollocked by the do-gooder who kindly explained to him that this was the only day of the year that some of them got a wash, aproper mea and were sober. doh. |
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hahaha 'Buckfast: for men who like to punch buses' |
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Yeah, something like that. The story about Richard Long's conceptual art pieces in that book is fascinating. |
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Purple tin! |
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tennants extra (stella strength) was bearable. i did drink 2 cans of super once, somehow. you only do it once. its fucking foul. |
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extra was in a black tin, black was mega cool, black is death, death sells. you can't get more masculine than black canned lager |
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My mate brought over some 12% dinkies which were like treacle once. Lasted me about 3 years |
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Gold Label barley wine in a thimble sized can. Mmmmm, with Tizer. |
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Fucking hell, not the purple tin. That's LOW. My experience of tramp juice extends to several pretty vile ultra-ciders when i was younger, and skol super when i was very low on cash. Never again. |
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That's all gonna come up later, buddy... |
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Hahaha! I forgot all about mad dog 20/20. That brings back some drunken memories... |
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my liver is so bad i swapped for george bests old one. |
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When is the hangover pill coming out? I heard about it on the news but missed the date... And apparently more young people than ever are getting facial surgery due to binge drinking. Wait till that pill hits the country will grind to a halt |
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I'm taking a month of from my life when that hits the shelves. |
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Where does facial surgery come into binge drinking. Is this to do with having drunkenly applied facial tatoos removed? |
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because drunk people tend to fall over more than sober people. |
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Ohhhh, i see. |
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there are actual people who honestly say that they drive better when theyre drunk |
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*firemen |
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This is an example of what heavy drinking can do to you. Destroy your face and turn you into a total cunt |
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"Jack Daniels: for rich men who like to kick boots at people." |
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