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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-08 19:09 [#01230227]
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In 2010, w M w will discover a radical revolutionary breakthrough in information technology, but keep his discovery secret. He will then concentrate religiously on economics for four years before devising an innovative scheme to maximize his wealth by selling his discovery to mankind. By 2016, his scheme will have been so successful as to make him, by far, the richest person who has ever lived. His wealth will catalyze his further ability to exploit weaknesses and loopholes in the market system in a historically unprecedented way. Like a parasite he will feed and feed, growing richer and richer. Politicians will fail to act quickly enough to create laws to stop him. Like a black hole he will absorb and absorb until he owns 7/8 of the worlds total wealth by 2020. By 2021 people will grow suspicious but remain powerless as he orders all of his gold shot into outerspace along with himself, leaving the world unfit to recover, resulting in an eminent and imminent horrifically legendary population crash. By 2040 only 1/100 of the world population will remain. Only one person from xltronic will remain by this time. It is getting hazy.. I think it's oddioblender.. or ophecks.. definately an "o" name..
I might continue later, but my oracle-like powers are fading because I ran out of my prophet food, lime yogurt.
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2004-06-08 19:10 [#01230229]
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-06-08 19:12 [#01230234]
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surely you mean Ian Noll will.
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pOgO
from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-06-08 19:13 [#01230237]
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I predict that the world will end and recreate it's self a human civilisation all over again.
The one day someone will dig up a David Blain tape and belive that he must be an acient saviour, son of god, and worship him
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2004-06-08 19:13 [#01230238]
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hahaha
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pOgO
from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-06-08 19:13 [#01230240]
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Your avatar fits well in this thread
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-08 19:14 [#01230243]
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ah ha ha ha, oh man. David Blaine; the next jesus. Jesus himself was probably such a character.
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ecnadniarb
on 2004-06-08 19:24 [#01230270]
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In 2010, w M w will discover a radical revolutionary breakthrough in finally being funny, but keep his discovery secret. He will then concentrate religiously on economics for four years before devising an innovative scheme to maximize his humour by selling his discovery to ladyboys. By 2016, his scheme will have been so successful as to make him, by far, the saddest person who has ever lived.
His wealth will catalyze his further ability to exploit weepipes and bumholes in the market system in a historically unprecedented way. Like a parasite he will feed
and feed, growing fatter and fatter. Politicians will fail to act quickly enough to create laws to stop him. Like a black hole he will enter and reenter until it grows 7/8 of an inch by 2020. By 2021 people will grow suspicious but remain powerless as he orders all of his excess fat shot into outerspace along with himself, leaving the gay world unfit to recover, resulting in an eminent and imminent horrifically legendary population crash. By 2040 only 1/10 of the world population will remain. Only one person from xltronic will remain by this time. It is getting hazy.. I think it's oddioblender.. or ophecks.. definately an "o" name..
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epohs
from )C: on 2004-06-08 19:27 [#01230275]
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Lol.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-06-08 19:32 [#01230287]
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Lol.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-09 10:08 [#01231076]
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I'm a social failure, even on the internet. I keep forgetting you're all just real people and I hate people.
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aphextriplet
from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-09 10:09 [#01231077]
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argh is that gun facing towards or away? its freaking me out
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