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I've just been to my very first lapdance club at the weekend. I would like to share some experiences with you all about lapdance clubs and other lapdance related issues. Feel free to join in and contribute with own lapdance experiences. Let's make this the best lapdance thread in the world. N.B - Any off-topic posting will be deleted. |
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Laptops? |
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ho ho fucking ho. funny. funny. fucking funny. you are a funneeeeeeeeee guy. what a laugh you are. a real card. a joker. a wacky zany guy with an off the wall sense of humour. can i be your friend? |
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ahh, the illicit thrill of a lapdance club. vletr's lapdance club tip: if you're gonna go, go wearing a suit. the choicest pickings of the lapdancing honies will be yours, and if you're canny you can blag that you have far more money at your disposal than you actually do. |
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but wont it ruin your suit? |
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ruining your suit on lapdance is acceptable. |
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I've laways wanted to be able to pole dance pole dancers are great ! The things they can do is fantastic ! |
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only if you jizz in it. rubber underwear is an optional precaution against this. |
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vletr's second lapdance club tip: take out a load of cash before you go. do not just put everything on your credit card. 1. you'll know exactly how much money you're pissing down the drain for your pathetic titillation. 2. you'll feel like more of a playa. |
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buy yourself a pole and start practicing... if you can't afford a pole, streetlights will do fine. |
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i like lapdance. |
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i mean, i really like it, WHOOOOHAH |
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That's a poledance, you fool. |
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what about that ? |
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That, my friend, is more like it. |
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FUCK YERS! |
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