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CS2x
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-03 14:28 [#01221418]
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I found a website of the laws of Islam.
http://www.al-islam.org/laws/
Funny, an all powerful God cares how we should deal with a fly going down our throat, how we should step into a toilet, how exactly we should breast feed etc.....
And don't bother reacting agressively to this, people here seem to jump at any oppurtunity to attack Christianity and everyone's fine with that, because it's such a "dangerous" religion. So don't bother turning this into another anti Christian thread, because I'm bored of reading those (and no i'm not religious, I just don't enjoy beliefs attack nonstop.)
I just found these laws helarious.
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CS2x
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-03 14:29 [#01221420]
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*beliefs being attacked nonstop.
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hobbes
from age on 2004-06-03 14:33 [#01221426]
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you must admit christianity can also be hilarious :)
ok you made me say that :(
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CS2x
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-03 14:37 [#01221434]
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Well, the Old Testament can be, and so can fundi Christians....but they get enough internet airplay as it is. I don't have much of a problem with what Jesus says apart from hellfire etc....
But I swear, nothing beats some of these rules! Read the stuff about how you're supposed to pray....it goes into great depth about how this all-powerful God expects you to act, dress, how your body is supposed to be etc...while you pray to him.
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2004-06-03 14:42 [#01221437]
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Skeptic's Annotated Bible / Koran / Book of Mormon
I figure between the three of those just about everything we do is a sin and punishable by hellfire, or at least wedgies.
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-crazone
from smashing acid over and over on 2004-06-03 14:44 [#01221439]
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I guess everyone goed to Hell if these rules are for real
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Taffmonster
from dog_belch (Japan) on 2004-06-03 14:45 [#01221441]
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its like in southpark we are allw rong its the mormons who are right and god is a big pandapotomus
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CS2x
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-03 14:55 [#01221445]
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wow nobody has called me a racist yet for daring to speak out against Islam...!
How about this then:
I honestly believe Islam is a threat. It is estimated by 2070, 70% of the UK will be Muslim. What does that mean for democracy? Read more about this here: http://www.secularislam.org/testimonies/
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2004-06-03 15:07 [#01221460]
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Islam is a hell of a lot better than Christianity... the moslem world only turned at all militant after the Christians tried to kill them all or convert them during the Crusades!!
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hobbes
from age on 2004-06-03 15:07 [#01221461]
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scared you might become "one" ?
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hobbes
from age on 2004-06-03 15:09 [#01221464]
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that was for CS2x [#01221445]
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dog_belch
from Netherlands, The on 2004-06-03 15:10 [#01221465]
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How on earth, logistically, apart from in the fevered minds of unemployed experts, willl 70% of the UK be Islamic in 70 years? That would mean, a LOT more Islamic people coming over, or maybe the descendents of the Beckhams making it fashionable.
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CS2x
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-03 15:12 [#01221468]
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Islam is better then Christianity in terms of how they have behaved yes, but just look at the fucking helarious laws and stop turning this into ANOTHER thread about how lame christianity is.
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hobbes
from age on 2004-06-03 15:12 [#01221469]
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brooklyn will be BIG in the islam world....
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dog_belch
from Netherlands, The on 2004-06-03 15:15 [#01221472]
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People forget history and assume what happened in the last couple of years, or what was on last night's Eastenders, is a portent of the far-flung future. The UK isn't under a Nazi regime, and they were far more organized than a few peasants with grenades strapped to their bollocks taking out a bus. If the Fundamentalists had all these chemical and nuclear weapons it's funny how they haven't used them in Israel, are they really saving them for the bigger enemy, Croydon?
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hobbes
from age on 2004-06-03 15:15 [#01221473]
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so this should be a one way debate yeah CS2x ?
to be honest i only carry on posting here because i have a feeling it could become as "hilarious" as islam.
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2004-06-03 15:20 [#01221475]
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Christianity is really lame -- look at their "laws" ... you gotta remember that these laws aren't universal Islamic laws necessarily -- the original islam is very loving and tolerant!
Christianity Sucks Shit!!!
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bogala
from NYC (United States) on 2004-06-03 15:28 [#01221486]
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"Islam is a hell of a lot better than Christianity"? Are you 13 years old?
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bogala
from NYC (United States) on 2004-06-03 15:29 [#01221489]
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Islam, since you think it's so peaceful, has been hijacked by assholes. Case you didn't notice.
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hobbes
from age on 2004-06-03 15:31 [#01221490]
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HAHAHA!...... *wipes tear* " croydon..."
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2004-06-03 15:31 [#01221491]
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not whole islam though...
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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-06-03 15:31 [#01221493]
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HAHAH stupid muslims.
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bogala
from NYC (United States) on 2004-06-03 15:32 [#01221496]
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Islam tolerant? You serious?
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hobbes
from age on 2004-06-03 15:35 [#01221500]
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would you call yourself "tolerant" bogala?
(this question does in no way position me politicaly or religiously, i hope)
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dog_belch
from Netherlands, The on 2004-06-03 15:36 [#01221501]
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Until there's one muslim contributing no more pointless fucking topics on this subject.
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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-06-03 15:37 [#01221502]
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I'm not tolerant. Anyone who is religious is lacking in some mental faculty or another.
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2004-06-03 15:42 [#01221505]
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Christianity has been responsible for a hell of a lot more deaths than Islam! Islamic countries put the groundwork into chemistry, algebra (named after a Moslem work!) and poetry and literature! What did Christianity do for us?
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dog_belch
from Netherlands, The on 2004-06-03 15:46 [#01221508]
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Did Islam give us algebra and chemistry or an arab?
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dog_belch
from Netherlands, The on 2004-06-03 15:49 [#01221512]
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Jeez, if there was a god he sure as fuck wouldn't allow pointless debates on the Internet, he's put His foot down and say "Enough, you really do my fucking head in, go out and mow the lawn or something useful".
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hobbes
from age on 2004-06-03 15:52 [#01221514]
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he also would'nt allow certain things to be said, like : "jeez".
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dog_belch
from Netherlands, The on 2004-06-03 15:57 [#01221519]
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He probably would be a bit cross about that, you're right.
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2004-06-03 16:00 [#01221523]
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moslem, product of Islam !
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hobbes
from age on 2004-06-03 16:01 [#01221525]
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i mean for fuck's sake beast_vomit!
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bogala
from NYC (United States) on 2004-06-03 16:08 [#01221536]
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I'm sorry. I see no tolerance and love coming from Islam. Just my observation. Sure, killing non-believers was the Christian stance in the middle ages, but Islam has kept this practice into the 21st century. (this is where you say the war in Iraq is a crusade) I'm sure their are loads of kind loving luke warm Muslims. And the cooky fundamentalists are at the core of the argument, but there's millions of them. Not some tiny fringe group that many try to parallel with Mcveigh or some anti-abortion crazies. The numbers are not interchangeable. That are major infrastructures teaching hate in the middle east. What did Christianity invent?Probably everything the western world has produced. There has been a separation of church and state for hundreds of years. Inventions and such have been individual accomplishments in the west and personal beliefs have often been left at home. The jews can take credit for many inventions, but they don't meld their religious beliefs into their accomplishments like the Muslims. Probably cause the Muslim world has been a theocracy for thousands of years. Everything is religious. There is the problem. Chill out.
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hobbes
from age on 2004-06-03 16:19 [#01221554]
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good way of not answering my question bogala!
i was reading this the other day: "At first the U.S used the word "crusade", but it was quickly pointed out that if they hope to enlist their allies in the Islamic world , it would be a serious mistake for obvious reasons. The rhetoric therefore shifted to "war". The Gulf war of 91 was called a "war". The bombing of serbia was called a "Humanitarian Intervention", by no means a novel usage...."
"If we don't believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. "
Noam Chomsky
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Raz0rBlade_uk
on 2004-06-03 16:21 [#01221558]
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CS2x, you have decent views, I respect you
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tango
from Doncaster (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-03 16:22 [#01221559]
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fuck me try comprehending this one "If a person stands for Zuhr prayers or for Asr prayers, with niyyat to offer four Raka'ts without specifying whether it is Zuhr or Asr prayers, his prayers are void. Similarly, if he wants to offer a Qadha Zuhr prayers at the time of Zuhr, he should specify whether he is offering the Zuhr prayers of the day, or the Qadha"
and im totally unsurprised this threads being reversed and the christian bashing has begun - we have evolved from witch burning and thinking the world is flat - islam has a hell of a lot of catching up to in regards to the modern world
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CS2x
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-03 16:24 [#01221563]
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Don't be sarcastic.
And I have 3 Muslim friends who I have questioned about these laws, and they simply replied "that is why Islam is superior to other religions-it is a guidiance on every minute aspect of life from the Creator of life."
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hobbes
from age on 2004-06-03 16:28 [#01221566]
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like some in this thread i havent bashed anyone, but i ask myself the question :
"which post starts "bashing out" first?
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Raz0rBlade_uk
on 2004-06-03 16:30 [#01221567]
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I wasn't actually being sarcastic btw
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CS2x
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-03 16:40 [#01221577]
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Ok, I wasn't bashing Muslims. I just saw LOADS of anti Christian threads, and upon stumbling across the Laws of Islam, I decided to reveal these wonderous teachings to you just out of interest. It's a change from the normal religion bashing that goes on.
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ecnadniarb
on 2004-06-03 16:42 [#01221579]
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The ignorance demonstrated on this board often scares me.
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Raz0rBlade_uk
on 2004-06-03 16:45 [#01221584]
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your mother often scares me
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2004-06-03 16:45 [#01221585]
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oh shit it's reverend scouser
QUICK HIDE THE KORAN
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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-06-03 16:50 [#01221591]
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I'm bashing muslims. What a stupid religion.
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CS2x
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-03 17:05 [#01221608]
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good for you my little pumpkin. I love your clocks, they are very tree yes and!
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zazen
on 2004-06-03 17:33 [#01221625]
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the problem with religion ... is that there's more than one of them.
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nacmat
on 2004-06-03 17:44 [#01221637]
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our laws ar manytimes hilarious too
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nacmat
on 2004-06-03 17:48 [#01221646]
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the problem is that they are all lies
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2004-06-03 18:50 [#01221703]
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These religion threads must be getting old if even I'm tired of them.
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