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offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-03 14:28 [#01221418]
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I found a website of the laws of Islam.

http://www.al-islam.org/laws/

Funny, an all powerful God cares how we should deal with a
fly going down our throat, how we should step into a toilet,
how exactly we should breast feed etc.....

And don't bother reacting agressively to this, people here
seem to jump at any oppurtunity to attack Christianity and
everyone's fine with that, because it's such a "dangerous"
religion. So don't bother turning this into another anti
Christian thread, because I'm bored of reading those (and no
i'm not religious, I just don't enjoy beliefs attack
nonstop.)

I just found these laws helarious.



 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-03 14:29 [#01221420]
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*beliefs being attacked nonstop.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-06-03 14:33 [#01221426]
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you must admit christianity can also be hilarious :)

ok you made me say that :(


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-03 14:37 [#01221434]
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Well, the Old Testament can be, and so can fundi
Christians....but they get enough internet airplay as it is.
I don't have much of a problem with what Jesus says apart
from hellfire etc....

But I swear, nothing beats some of these rules! Read the
stuff about how you're supposed to pray....it goes into
great depth about how this all-powerful God expects you to
act, dress, how your body is supposed to be etc...while you
pray to him.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-06-03 14:42 [#01221437]
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Skeptic's Annotated Bible / Koran / Book of Mormon

I figure between the three of those just about everything we
do is a sin and punishable by hellfire, or at least
wedgies.



 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2004-06-03 14:44 [#01221439]
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I guess everyone goed to Hell if these rules are for real


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2004-06-03 14:45 [#01221441]
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its like in southpark we are allw rong its the mormons who
are right and god is a big pandapotomus


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-03 14:55 [#01221445]
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wow nobody has called me a racist yet for daring to speak
out against Islam...!

How about this then:

I honestly believe Islam is a threat. It is estimated by
2070, 70% of the UK will be Muslim. What does that mean for
democracy? Read more about this here:
http://www.secularislam.org/testimonies/



 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-06-03 15:07 [#01221460]
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Islam is a hell of a lot better than Christianity... the
moslem world only turned at all militant after the
Christians tried to kill them all or convert them during the
Crusades!!


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-06-03 15:07 [#01221461]
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scared you might become "one" ?



 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-06-03 15:09 [#01221464]
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that was for CS2x [#01221445]



 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-06-03 15:10 [#01221465]
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How on earth, logistically, apart from in the fevered minds
of unemployed experts, willl 70% of the UK be Islamic in 70
years? That would mean, a LOT more Islamic people coming
over, or maybe the descendents of the Beckhams making it
fashionable.


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-03 15:12 [#01221468]
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Islam is better then Christianity in terms of how they have
behaved yes, but just look at the fucking helarious laws and
stop turning this into ANOTHER thread about how lame
christianity is.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-06-03 15:12 [#01221469]
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brooklyn will be BIG in the islam world....


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-06-03 15:15 [#01221472]
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People forget history and assume what happened in the last
couple of years, or what was on last night's Eastenders, is
a portent of the far-flung future. The UK isn't under a Nazi
regime, and they were far more organized than a few peasants
with grenades strapped to their bollocks taking out a bus.
If the Fundamentalists had all these chemical and nuclear
weapons it's funny how they haven't used them in Israel, are
they really saving them for the bigger enemy, Croydon?


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-06-03 15:15 [#01221473]
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so this should be a one way debate yeah CS2x ?

to be honest i only carry on posting here because i have a
feeling it could become as "hilarious" as islam.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-06-03 15:20 [#01221475]
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Christianity is really lame -- look at their "laws" ... you
gotta remember that these laws aren't universal Islamic laws
necessarily -- the original islam is very loving and
tolerant!

Christianity Sucks Shit!!!


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2004-06-03 15:28 [#01221486]
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"Islam is a hell of a lot better than Christianity"?
Are you 13 years old?


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2004-06-03 15:29 [#01221489]
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Islam, since you think it's so peaceful, has been hijacked
by assholes. Case you didn't notice.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-06-03 15:31 [#01221490]
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HAHAHA!...... *wipes tear* " croydon..."


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-06-03 15:31 [#01221491]
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not whole islam though...


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-06-03 15:31 [#01221493]
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HAHAH stupid muslims.


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2004-06-03 15:32 [#01221496]
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Islam tolerant? You serious?


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-06-03 15:35 [#01221500]
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would you call yourself "tolerant" bogala?

(this question does in no way position me politicaly or
religiously, i hope)


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-06-03 15:36 [#01221501]
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Until there's one muslim contributing no more pointless
fucking topics on this subject.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-06-03 15:37 [#01221502]
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I'm not tolerant. Anyone who is religious is lacking in
some mental faculty or another.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-06-03 15:42 [#01221505]
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Christianity has been responsible for a hell of a lot more
deaths than Islam! Islamic countries put the groundwork into
chemistry, algebra (named after a Moslem work!) and poetry
and literature! What did Christianity do for us?


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-06-03 15:46 [#01221508]
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Did Islam give us algebra and chemistry or an arab?


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-06-03 15:49 [#01221512]
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Jeez, if there was a god he sure as fuck wouldn't allow
pointless debates on the Internet, he's put His foot down
and say "Enough, you really do my fucking head in, go out
and mow the lawn or something useful".


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-06-03 15:52 [#01221514]
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he also would'nt allow certain things to be said, like :
"jeez".


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-06-03 15:57 [#01221519]
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He probably would be a bit cross about that, you're right.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-06-03 16:00 [#01221523]
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moslem, product of Islam !


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-06-03 16:01 [#01221525]
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i mean for fuck's sake beast_vomit!


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2004-06-03 16:08 [#01221536]
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I'm sorry. I see no tolerance and love coming from Islam.
Just my observation. Sure, killing non-believers was the
Christian stance in the middle ages, but Islam has kept this
practice into the 21st century. (this is where you say the
war in Iraq is a crusade) I'm sure their are loads of kind
loving luke warm Muslims. And the cooky fundamentalists are
at the core of the argument, but there's millions of them.
Not some tiny fringe group that many try to parallel with
Mcveigh or some anti-abortion crazies. The numbers are not
interchangeable. That are major infrastructures teaching
hate in the middle east. What did Christianity
invent?Probably everything the western world has produced.
There has been a separation of church and state for hundreds
of years. Inventions and such have been individual
accomplishments in the west and personal beliefs have often
been left at home. The jews can take credit for many
inventions, but they don't meld their religious beliefs into
their accomplishments like the Muslims. Probably cause the
Muslim world has been a theocracy for thousands of years.
Everything is religious. There is the problem. Chill out.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-06-03 16:19 [#01221554]
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good way of not answering my question bogala!

i was reading this the other day:
"At first the U.S used the word "crusade", but it was
quickly pointed out that if they hope to enlist their allies
in the Islamic world , it would be a serious mistake for
obvious reasons. The rhetoric therefore shifted to "war".
The Gulf war of 91 was called a "war". The bombing of
serbia was called a "Humanitarian Intervention", by no means
a novel usage...."

"If we don't believe in freedom of expression for people we
despise, we don't believe in it at all. "
Noam Chomsky



 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2004-06-03 16:21 [#01221558]
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CS2x, you have decent views, I respect you


 

offline tango from Doncaster (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-03 16:22 [#01221559]
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fuck me try comprehending this one
"If a person stands for Zuhr prayers or for Asr prayers,
with niyyat to offer four Raka'ts without specifying whether
it is Zuhr or Asr prayers, his prayers are void. Similarly,
if he wants to offer a Qadha Zuhr prayers at the time of
Zuhr, he should specify whether he is offering the Zuhr
prayers of the day, or the Qadha"

and im totally unsurprised this threads being reversed and
the christian bashing has begun - we have evolved from witch
burning and thinking the world is flat - islam has a hell of
a lot of catching up to in regards to the modern world


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-03 16:24 [#01221563]
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Don't be sarcastic.

And I have 3 Muslim friends who I have questioned about
these laws, and they simply replied "that is why Islam is
superior to other religions-it is a guidiance on every
minute aspect of life from the Creator of life."


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-06-03 16:28 [#01221566]
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like some in this thread i havent bashed anyone, but i ask
myself the question :

"which post starts "bashing out" first?


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2004-06-03 16:30 [#01221567]
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I wasn't actually being sarcastic btw


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-03 16:40 [#01221577]
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Ok, I wasn't bashing Muslims. I just saw LOADS of anti
Christian threads, and upon stumbling across the Laws of
Islam, I decided to reveal these wonderous teachings to you
just out of interest. It's a change from the normal religion
bashing that goes on.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-06-03 16:42 [#01221579]
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The ignorance demonstrated on this board often scares me.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2004-06-03 16:45 [#01221584]
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your mother often scares me


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-06-03 16:45 [#01221585]
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oh shit it's reverend scouser

QUICK HIDE THE KORAN



 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-06-03 16:50 [#01221591]
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I'm bashing muslims. What a stupid religion.


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-03 17:05 [#01221608]
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good for you my little pumpkin. I love your clocks, they are
very tree yes and!


 

offline zazen on 2004-06-03 17:33 [#01221625]
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the problem with religion ... is that there's more than one
of them.


 

offline nacmat on 2004-06-03 17:44 [#01221637]
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our laws ar manytimes hilarious too


 

offline nacmat on 2004-06-03 17:48 [#01221646]
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the problem is that they are all lies


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-06-03 18:50 [#01221703]
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These religion threads must be getting old if even
I'm tired of them.


 


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