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Latest News Don't shoot the messenger Big Brother To Evict Housemate Day 6, 23:00 Wednesday 02 June Watch this clip Since arriving in the House, Kitten has continually flouted the rules. Tonight Big Brother has given Kitten her final warning and a housemate will be evicted. Kitten was summoned to the Diary Room just after 10pm. She looked defensive and laughed nervously to herself as Big Brother issued her with her third formal warning. Waving to a camera as she left the Diary Room, Kitten delivered the bad news to the astounded housemates. She approached the hot tub saying, "I'm really sorry - I didn't mean for this to happen." The House rule-breaker told her housemates that she'd been issued with her final warning for bad behaviour - and that Big Brother was going to take further action. "Basically I think they're gonna chuck someone out." Denying responsibility for Big Brother's actions she defiantly maintained, "I've been set up to [break the news] so it's not my fault," as the housemates tensely waited for the next summons from Big Brother. They didn't have long to wait. Minutes later Big Brother requested that a housemate come to the Diary Room and Emma volunteered. Clutching the laminate as she emerged from the room, she called the rest of the housemates to the living room to give them the shocking news. Kitten has kittens "It's serious" she began nervously, before reading the laminate out, "Big Brother is bored by housemates continuing to break Big Brother's rules..." The proclamation announced that Big Brother was going to evict someone, but there was no hint about who was going to get their marching orders. "The housemate chosen to be evicted and the time of this eviction will be entirely at Big Brother's discretion," read Emma, as the housemates looked on. Kitten was instantly on the defensive and clearly felt threatened. "Before everyone starts having a go at me..." she started and astonish |
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astonishingly speculated that the action might have nothing to do her. She suggested that Big Brother might have made the decision even if she hadn't being playing up. "Kitten just chill out!" yelled Victor as he fought to make himself heard over her shouting. As the housemates try to come to terms with the news, the question on everyone's lips now is "When?" Come back soon for the housemates' reactions to the news... |
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what sort of fucking name is kitten? sounds like the us version is as bad as the au version. if i watched it. |
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UK version, dearie. Kitten fucking roXX. Kitten to teh win! |
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Kitten is a stupid idiot gay lord. |
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She's better than Marco though. I'd love to stab his bald head. |
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I can't stand the bitch. dribbling on about systems of power like she's the first person to read Das Kapital. if you didn't weren't willing to subjugate to big brother's authority why enter the fucking house in the first place? i wouldn't mind her antics if it weren't for the idiot rhetoric behind them. she makes all socialists look like fools and that pisses me off. erm, i don't watch big brother... |
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are the people in the house being offered money to fuck on tv? I heard something about that... |
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all radical people make their kind look like fools! that's the problem we have with the communists here.. they won't meet halfway, and thus, they'll never be in government. Actually.. I think the communist party could change their name to "the opposition," 'cause they don't agree with ANYTHING ANYONE says! |
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I liken her to Rick from the Young Ones. I can't wait to see a pathetic two-fingered salute from her. |
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Personally I'm looking forward to seeing Victor "alpha male everyone to death". What will that involve exactly? I fear genital exposure. |
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Victor's got his game face on. |
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Hahaha. |
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she sure does sound like a righteous cunt. i can't stand those ppl that defy the rules just to be special. hope that bitch willl get kicked out |
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The beauty is, she's going to be voted for eviction, and with the new rules, she's going to be able to evict someone else instead -- so she'll get TWO people evicted! (unless BB now changes the rules). |
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rad |
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OH YOUR JESUS CHRIST! |
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*shakes head* What has become of this messageboard |
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She'd be the first on my hit list if I'd got in dead |
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You'd get away with it to. I mean, who would put a bunny in jail even if you are a murderer? |
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Bunny V Kitten |
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did you actually go for tha auditions pOgO? you know what would be very Chris Morris-esque? To put in a disabled person who constantly drew attention to their disability and how they can do anything an abled person could do, even if they blatantly couldn't - like that wheelchair chap in Family Guy. - making everybody real uncomfoetable and afaraid to bitch about them hilarious and fucking dark!!!! |
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Hehe, I like this idea! On an unrelated note, the title of this topic reminds me of Mr. Slave from South Park. Kinda fitting really. |
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yeah I went but I didn;t get past the first stage all the peeps that they let in looked like fucking fools though. well..... just like the people they have in now really =oD |
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I applied for Big Brother 2. I didn't get on. Some months afterwards I met Paul and Bubble at an HMV opening in Bracknell. It was sweet. |
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I wish I'd got in one of the earlier houses. Some of the housemates have been well cool. Couldent last with half the peeps in there now though I's fucking go in, eat all the chocolate and stuff and then smear a bit over one of the other house mate's mouths as they slept >=o) |
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I was gonna apply for BB5 but never got around to it in the end. I'd have taken a dump in someone's bed as soon as I was evicted. |
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im glad i dont have tv to suffer this shit |
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kitten is a depressive bitch |
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pOgO... how did you fuck up the first stage? "well... i like aphex twin and..." "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!!" |
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i think she mentioned the word 'normal' at some point |
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