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         | Mr. Bighead
             from Coolidge,AZ on 2001-02-25 23:57 [#00000487]
        
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 | I once hallucinated an entire community. This community spent their time writing lousy stories
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         | hedtwin
             from Manchester, England. on 2001-02-25 23:59 [#00000488]
        
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 | shit that makes no sense, but do we care? of course we...................
 
 
 
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         | think
             from lincoln,ne on 2001-02-26 00:18 [#00000499]
        
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 | of course we care. We all are friends. This is a wonderful way to get to know about others like ourselves..I believe
 this "hallucinted city" was also called "kant spelle". Where
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         | Mr. Bighead
             from Coolidge,AZ on 2001-02-26 00:42 [#00000513]
        
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 | very retarded. They had very little imagination but there was a scientist who could fix all that very soon. Like he
 did this by cutting off his stepmothers cock and feeding it
 to lions, then he used her bones to...
 
 
 
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         | TuneFish
             from T.O. on 2001-02-26 17:14 [#00000536]
        
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 | ... make jazz music. 
 
 
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         | Mr. Bighead
             from Coolidge, AZ on 2001-02-26 19:39 [#00000541]
        
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 | After he made all this jazz music he recorded it and sent all these tapes off to record labels. He had decided that if
 he hit the big time he would use his mothers bones and his
 music to make a living. He would no longer have to work as
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         | TuneFish
             from T.O. on 2001-02-26 21:44 [#00000550]
        
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 | ... carbage can designer. So he involved himself in high-life, he really enjoyed going out to...
 
 
 
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         | hedtwin
             from manchester on 2001-02-27 01:00 [#00000562]
        
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 | a small coffee shop near him. This coffee shop was known affectionatly as "that coffee shop down the road". However,
 its real name was...........
 
 
 
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         | think
             from lincoln,ne on 2001-02-27 01:02 [#00000565]
        
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 | its real name was known as "aphex cafe' " where....... 
 
 
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         | think
             from lincoln,ne on 2001-02-27 01:10 [#00000568]
        
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 | where the hallucinations were from eating to many oreos and girl scout cookies. But it was ok because....
 
 
 
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         | Mr. Bighead
             from Coolidge,AZ on 2001-02-27 03:06 [#00000569]
        
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 | the girl scouts weren't your regular kind of girl scouts. They were all like twenty three years old, they all were
 exceptionally beautiful, they were all supermodels  and they
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         | marla
             on 2001-02-27 05:07 [#00000570]
        
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 | food. they were very very hungry. they knew, however, that this current period was a dark time. And it had been for
 some time. But that joined with the forces of love that do
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         | Rik
             from Cambs, UK on 2001-02-27 09:46 [#00000573]
        
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 | be swamped by love monkeys who eat childrens brains.  The girl-scouts were really Sadam Hussein's robots in disguise.
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         | hevquip
             from somewhere in the u.s. on 2001-02-27 23:38 [#00000590]
        
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 | to manufacture talking howie mandel dolls with top hats to walk the streets at night and...
 
 
 
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         | think
             from lincoln,ne on 2001-02-28 00:48 [#00000593]
        
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 | and to kick out the jams of the best of the 1980's through 3'-0" boomboxes. After this was done their job was to coat
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         | hevquip
             from mbanahanej on 2001-02-28 02:03 [#00000602]
        
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 | to begin the process of converting arabic microwaves into caribou to work in their factories that manufactured...
 
 
 
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         | Rik
             from Cambs, UK on 2001-02-28 10:15 [#00000607]
        
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         |  mylittlesister
             from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2002-06-12 00:44 [#00261385] Points: 8472 Status: Regular
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 | mingers! These mingers decided to try to take over the "aphex cafe", but...
 
 
 
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         |  osiris
             from Canterbury on 2005-10-26 05:09 [#01761454] Points: 473 Status: Lurker
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 | little did they know that anti ming technology had been installed in the cafe earlier that year thanks to funding
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         |  rarndaraki
             from from from from (United States) on 2005-10-26 12:53 [#01761818] Points: 1833 Status: Regular
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 | paypal donations and PBS viewers.  This was all part of a worldwide conspiracy to do completely non-sensical things
 like install anti ming technology when everyone knows
 mingers are nothing but great things.  The conspiracy also
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         |  virginpusher
             from County Clare on 2005-10-26 13:01 [#01761833] Points: 27325 Status: Lurker
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 | ...threads that occured on a location on the internet that often times....
 
 
 
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         |  rarndaraki
             from from from from (United States) on 2005-10-26 13:09 [#01761855] Points: 1833 Status: Regular
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         |  chaosmachine
             from Ottawa (Canada) on 2005-10-26 13:14 [#01761858] Points: 2330 Status: Lurker
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 | internet exploded and everyone had to go outside instead. 
 
 
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