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Mr. Bighead from Coolidge,AZ on 2001-02-25 23:57 [#00000487]



I once hallucinated an entire community.
This community spent their time writing lousy stories
about...


 

hedtwin from Manchester, England. on 2001-02-25 23:59 [#00000488]



shit that makes no sense, but do we care? of course
we...................


 

think from lincoln,ne on 2001-02-26 00:18 [#00000499]



of course we care. We all are friends. This is a wonderful
way to get to know about others like ourselves..I believe
this "hallucinted city" was also called "kant spelle". Where
the population was.......


 

Mr. Bighead from Coolidge,AZ on 2001-02-26 00:42 [#00000513]



very retarded. They had very little imagination but there
was a scientist who could fix all that very soon. Like he
did this by cutting off his stepmothers cock and feeding it
to lions, then he used her bones to...


 

TuneFish from T.O. on 2001-02-26 17:14 [#00000536]



... make jazz music.


 

Mr. Bighead from Coolidge, AZ on 2001-02-26 19:39 [#00000541]



After he made all this jazz music he recorded it and sent
all these tapes off to record labels. He had decided that if
he hit the big time he would use his mothers bones and his
music to make a living. He would no longer have to work as
a...


 

TuneFish from T.O. on 2001-02-26 21:44 [#00000550]



... carbage can designer. So he involved himself in
high-life, he really enjoyed going out to...


 

hedtwin from manchester on 2001-02-27 01:00 [#00000562]



a small coffee shop near him. This coffee shop was known
affectionatly as "that coffee shop down the road". However,
its real name was...........


 

think from lincoln,ne on 2001-02-27 01:02 [#00000565]



its real name was known as "aphex cafe' " where.......


 

think from lincoln,ne on 2001-02-27 01:10 [#00000568]



where the hallucinations were from eating to many oreos and
girl scout cookies. But it was ok because....


 

Mr. Bighead from Coolidge,AZ on 2001-02-27 03:06 [#00000569]



the girl scouts weren't your regular kind of girl scouts.
They were all like twenty three years old, they all were
exceptionally beautiful, they were all supermodels and they
all went door to door looking for...


 

marla on 2001-02-27 05:07 [#00000570]



food. they were very very hungry. they knew, however, that
this current period was a dark time. And it had been for
some time. But that joined with the forces of love that do
exist even now, that the world would


 

Rik from Cambs, UK on 2001-02-27 09:46 [#00000573]



be swamped by love monkeys who eat childrens brains. The
girl-scouts were really Sadam Hussein's robots in disguise.
And their ultimate plan was...


 

hevquip from somewhere in the u.s. on 2001-02-27 23:38 [#00000590]



to manufacture talking howie mandel dolls with top hats to
walk the streets at night and...


 

think from lincoln,ne on 2001-02-28 00:48 [#00000593]



and to kick out the jams of the best of the 1980's through
3'-0" boomboxes. After this was done their job was to coat
the brick streets w/ chocolate. And.....


 

hevquip from mbanahanej on 2001-02-28 02:03 [#00000602]



to begin the process of converting arabic microwaves into
caribou to work in their factories that manufactured...


 

Rik from Cambs, UK on 2001-02-28 10:15 [#00000607]



... clones of the equaly terrifying and horrible ...


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2002-06-12 00:44 [#00261385]
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mingers! These mingers decided to try to take over the
"aphex cafe", but...


 

offline osiris from Canterbury on 2005-10-26 05:09 [#01761454]
Points: 473 Status: Lurker



little did they know that anti ming technology had been
installed in the cafe earlier that year thanks to funding
provided by..


 

offline rarndaraki from from from from (United States) on 2005-10-26 12:53 [#01761818]
Points: 1833 Status: Regular



paypal donations and PBS viewers. This was all part of a
worldwide conspiracy to do completely non-sensical things
like install anti ming technology when everyone knows
mingers are nothing but great things. The conspiracy also
consisted of writting bad stories on the internet about...


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-10-26 13:01 [#01761833]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker



...threads that occured on a location on the internet that
often times....


 

offline rarndaraki from from from from (United States) on 2005-10-26 13:09 [#01761855]
Points: 1833 Status: Regular



was void of all life forms. The...


 

offline chaosmachine from Ottawa (Canada) on 2005-10-26 13:14 [#01761858]
Points: 2330 Status: Lurker



internet exploded and everyone had to go outside instead.


 


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