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offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2004-05-31 17:38 [#01216896]
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Please dont post about big brother. Think about what youre
doing. Avoid the whole thing.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2004-05-31 17:39 [#01216900]
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uhm what are you doing?


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-05-31 17:42 [#01216905]
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offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2004-05-31 17:43 [#01216908]
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It's 1984 all over again, man...


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2004-05-31 17:44 [#01216910]
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umm, telling people not to post about big brother.

OH NO I DID IT!!! Wow, i am SO silly. YOU are SO poignant.
God, i cant believe the ass ive made out of myself. I must
be the ultimate irony. Thank god you guys are all there to
point these things out. Sorry i posted. I'll go back to my
little farm and rape my sister for a while


 

offline sons of august from the sacred cycles on 2004-05-31 17:45 [#01216911]
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so hows it going in victory mansions then?


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-05-31 17:45 [#01216912]
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I'll post about Big Brother when I damn well feel like it!


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2004-05-31 17:48 [#01216914]
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I wish they had a show called "Big Sister", where a dozen
catty but beautiful lesbians would battle it out in various
modes of undress for fabulous prizes.

THAT'S a "reality" show I would watch!

:D


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-05-31 17:49 [#01216916]
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No shit! I was just reading about how under the patriot act,
when you receive a so-called national security letter in the
US, forcing you to divulge information, you not only can't
discuss it, you're forbidden from protesting or discussing
the law itself!

LAZY_TITLE

"The gag provision silences those who are most likely to
oppose the Patriot Act," ACLU Executive Director Anthony D.
Romero said in his affidavit to the court. "It is
particularly troubling" he said, that while the ACLU has
been gagged from discussing the Patriot Act power,
"President Bush and representatives of the FBI and Justice
Department are engaged in a public campaign in support of
the Patriot Act."


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2004-05-31 17:51 [#01216919]
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So that means...NO LESBIANS!

:`(


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-05-31 17:55 [#01216924]
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UnLucky


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-05-31 17:55 [#01216925]
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Well what Crazone said was right, so you can do the
patronising act but that just makes you even wronger, if
that's a word.


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2004-05-31 17:57 [#01216929]
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wrongererer


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-05-31 18:00 [#01216931]
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If it was good enough for Chaucer it's sure as fuck good
enough for me.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-05-31 18:03 [#01216933]
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Yeah fuck that!

Shit.


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2004-05-31 18:05 [#01216934]
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What are we talking about again?

*confused*


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-05-31 18:47 [#01216966]
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yeah yeah

um

heh heh

what?


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-05-31 18:53 [#01216971]
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Oh, I thought this was going to be about incest.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-05-31 19:10 [#01216981]
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You know what I miss, those threads that would complain that
Xltronic isn't what is used to be anymore. Does their
absence mean that Xltronic now is back to what it was, or
that it's so steeped in sin that it's not worth mentioning
how bad it's become? I personally think it's ace and if
anything is to blame, it's the lack of music.


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-01 00:47 [#01217072]
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so you came running to it? Eugh


 

offline acrid milk hall from United Kingdom on 2004-06-01 02:17 [#01217096]
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probably had something to confess


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-06-01 02:21 [#01217098]
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"fuck big brother"

isn't it so that the english version now offers more money
to the couple that are the first to fuck on television?


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-01 02:32 [#01217108]
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i dont know. I went downstairs this morning and my housemate
andy had big brother on e4. I smiled as if nothing was
wrong, walked calmly into the kitchen, then at the last
second i belted back into the lounge, pushed the tv onto the
floor, stamped on it, picked it up, threw it at andys head
shouting "BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD
BAD BAD", then i kicked him out the house into the street
where he was hit by a passing vw beetle with a huge can of
redbull on its roof (i think it was some kind of official
redbull wagon). He rolled over the bonnet nicely enough, but
he got caught on the ringpull of the giant beverage and it
tore his arm pretty bad. I have no regrets.


 

offline acrid milk hall from United Kingdom on 2004-06-01 02:55 [#01217130]
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I haven't seen Big Brother at all so far.. I hope not to.
I've heard that, after being accused of picking the most
boring people alive last year, the producers have gone out
of their way to select the most obnoxious examples of
humanity.
If they REALLY wanted to engineer a controversial,
ratings-winning TV programme, the answer is simple:
Fill the house with people of diametrically oppossed
fundamentalist beliefs. Simple.
Or (and this is my personal favourite), save yourself all
the time and effort of auditionning pitiful, talentless
egomaniacs & simply set up a load of cameras in some kind of
mental institution. It would offend a few people at first,
but I garuantee that it would be the highest rated series of
BigBrother to date. Imagine how entertaining the mentally
ill could be. Certainly more so than a group of strutting
peacocks with so-called charisma and 'issues'. I can't think
of anything worse than a bunch of self-concious navelgazers.
At least the mentally ill wouldn't even know they were on
TV. Not only that, but we could have a phone/text vote every
week to see which one the public want released into the
community.
Now that's entertainment..


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2004-06-01 03:16 [#01217158]
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Chris Morris has to do a Big Brother satire. You
could really take the piss out of peoples egomania and self
absorbtion in a really dark and nasty way.

Maybe its too easy though?


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-01 03:18 [#01217162]
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It would be better if he was a housemate on big brother and
took the piss out of people's egomania and self absorbtion
in a really dark and nasty way... to their faces on live TV.


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2004-06-01 03:27 [#01217168]
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i love the gay ones! They're so in your face, out there and
have a don't have a care attitude. Not to mention hilarious.
Aren't gay people just the funniest things on the planet?


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-06-01 03:32 [#01217170]
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hahahahah! silly gay people!

when will they realise that they are nothing more than
amusement.. like dwarves.. they know they are funny, and
they use it to their advantage (to get chicks and such)!


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-01 03:33 [#01217172]
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There's a man with a fanny on this one as well. A real bunch
of cards.


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2004-06-01 03:34 [#01217173]
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.....or just send all 12 contestents to Guantanamo Bay. Lets
see how entertaining gayness is then!

"Todays task is to accomany Sgt. Mulvaneybitch to the
feeding area without nausea"


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-06-01 03:35 [#01217175]
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or just pour gasoline over the entire big brother house, and
BURN THEM ALL!!!


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2004-06-01 03:37 [#01217179]
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i want to see one big cluster fuck. Just bodies and legs,
men and women and hermaphrodites just in one big pile
fucking the day away.


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2004-06-01 03:41 [#01217180]
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New reality TV show:

Actual reality/TV reality Swap

..... sadomasochistic allied soliders sent on SAS survival
course....

...... starving North Koreans spend a week training to be
chefs in top celeb resteraunt

.....ordinary people film themselves filming themselves


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-01 03:46 [#01217181]
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offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-06-01 03:47 [#01217183]
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OHMYGODAREYOUAROCKSTAR?


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-01 03:54 [#01217195]
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im a trojan on your computer


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-06-01 04:19 [#01217227]
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OK, it's not high quality TV, not something I plan to watch
much, if at all... but bloody hell it's still only a TV
show. all the brrain cells ain't gonna drrop out of my head
if i happen to catch a glimpse.

I went downstairs this morning and my housemate
andy had big brother on e4. I smiled as if nothing was
wrong


my God, you'rre so much betterr than all the people who
watch it.


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-01 04:21 [#01217230]
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i KNOW!!!

Finally, recognition.

Go back to sleep and watch your moron show.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-06-01 04:24 [#01217232]
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sorrrry, you'rre rright, i'll leave you to discuss my morron
show in peace.


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-06-01 04:24 [#01217233]
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agree with first post.

big brother is shit. theres no need to tell why, you dont
ask why shit smells so bad


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-06-01 04:25 [#01217236]
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why does shit smell so bad?


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-01 04:25 [#01217237]
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you type like i imagine tony the tiger to type.

Hyakusen, that was funny, what gives?


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-06-01 04:30 [#01217245]
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LAZY_TITLE

what what gives ?


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-01 04:31 [#01217248]
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ah thats more like it


 

offline sons of august from the sacred cycles on 2004-06-01 18:28 [#01218601]
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watch it or don't, no-one is forcing you to...


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-06-01 18:36 [#01218604]
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Q.Why don't they put condescending fuckers like aphextriplet
on the show?

A. Because no-one wants to listen to condescending fuckers.


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-03 10:36 [#01221117]
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muhuhahahaha. Marlooooooooooooooowe


 


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