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offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-05-30 08:08 [#01214896]
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.. i mean we dont have no cunt too do we?


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2004-05-30 08:13 [#01214904]
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Because until six weeks into pregnancy, we are girls. By
that stage we already have nipples.


 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2004-05-30 08:16 [#01214907]
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is that really true?

jesus h. christ on a fucking rubber crutch


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-05-30 08:17 [#01214908]
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well, your genitals are kind of both, until late pregnancy.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-05-30 08:17 [#01214909]
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I always suspected there was a girl in me!


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-05-30 08:18 [#01214910]
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I see you finally changed your avatar to someting befitting
the sitting beside the fireplace!!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-05-30 08:18 [#01214911]
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what what?


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2004-05-30 08:22 [#01214913]
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Yeah, your clitorus expands and grows outwards (becoming a
penis) and hormone levels adjust etc. I think your gender is
determined from conception (the sperm decides), but the
changes don't manifest themselves for a fair while into your
development


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-05-30 08:26 [#01214921]
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I see you are pictorally explaining how the penis blossoms
from the clitoris, with your avatar,Ceri!


 

offline stilaktive from a place on 2004-05-30 08:33 [#01214930]
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five headed sperm hybrid?


 

offline eric_hard_jams on 2004-05-30 09:06 [#01214946]
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LOL. i was thinking that too :D


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-05-30 09:28 [#01214957]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline zazen on 2004-05-30 10:21 [#01215014]
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if there was some evolutionary advantage to men losing their
nipples then they might have lost them at some point

but there wasn't, so we didn't.

mind you ... do male dogs and cats have nipples?
does anyone have one handy to check?


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-05-30 10:25 [#01215018]
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I mean wtf. we sweat through them, don't we? it'd be weird
NOT to have nipples I feel. they're a sensitive spot on some
people aswell. and they're sensual.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-05-30 10:25 [#01215020]
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Kids in the Hall sketch

husband: I wish you'd pay more attention to my nipples.

wife: Men's nipples are unhygienic. You... pee through
them.

husband: No, dear, I pee through my penis.

wife: [gets horrified look, drinks and spits water] WHY
DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!!!!!!!


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-05-30 11:10 [#01215081]
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just so you can pierce them.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-05-30 11:11 [#01215083]
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oh yeah i realize now, for kinky sex using alligator clips
and a car battery


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2004-05-30 11:17 [#01215094]
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here's another interesting thought:

"if Adam and Eve both had belly buttons, that means
they must have come from a womb"
which proves God
is gay and doesn’t exist



 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-05-30 11:18 [#01215096]
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he did that to confuse weak minds im telling ya!


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2004-05-30 11:19 [#01215100]
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click for answers


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-05-30 11:23 [#01215109]
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Doesn't it prove that God was a woman? Yahweh knows how you
jumped to your two conclusions!


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2004-05-30 11:28 [#01215114]
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We have nipples because it would be weird and asymetrical if
we had a belly button but no ''gimmicks'' anywhere above it
to balance it out. Plus, like Tolstoyed said, it's one more
worthless fleshy thing to stick a metal spur though.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-05-30 11:29 [#01215118]
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could have been worse, that link could have been a gay porn
animation from that site. my mum was in the room :\

remember kids: check where that url leads to!


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2004-05-30 11:35 [#01215129]
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yes checking links is a must.....but i would never trick a
person into NSFW urls


 

offline Dozier from United States on 2004-05-30 12:12 [#01215177]
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which proves God is gay and doesn’t exist

that's fucking beautiful.


 

offline Flutterby from Burton-on-Trent (United Kingdom) on 2004-05-30 12:32 [#01215207]
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I have wondered the same thing and have draw two
conclusions.
It is either because:
1)Men dont like to be left out, they like women's breasts so
much they have nipples of their own however they are
unfortunately nothing like having the real things..
2)It's a design fault


 

offline Flutterby from Burton-on-Trent (United Kingdom) on 2004-05-30 12:34 [#01215209]
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drawn*


 

offline KainiIndustries from over the roof floats billy on 2004-05-30 14:45 [#01215333]
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It's not a bug, it's a feature.


 


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