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offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-05-28 23:22 [#01213204]
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"Ramada Johnson"
Ramada Johnson
Stays for the drinks
the umbrella sort
with the underage space travel lipstick

"Virgin T-Shirt"
Her t-shirt says "Virgin"
To make them think she isnt.
-puke break s@lly
the sad thing is that she is

"The new thing"
The forms gather around the light
they really want to see
it has a brand new color
that makes it alright for me.

"Report"
Yes general, by next tues
Wait a second.... phones for you.
Tell them to hold
boom
chik
hold
hold
Thanks, now heres the news.

"Crazy"
Not like us
Not like them
Not the same at all
Malfuctioning brain

"Veggie"
Fuckin fag
Problem with meat?
Go eat your green, fucker
Steak's done. Lets eat.

"Cow"
Hindu holy
Yanqui feast
life into sharp metal
death out of meat

"Foul mothed tony"
Foul mouthed tony, always speaking his mind
Weird guy yonder, time to unwind
Haymaker
1
2
3
5
8
Ego intact, proof in defeat.



 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-05-28 23:24 [#01213205]
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"Cribbage"
Let's play Sally.
Lets play now.
NOW!
Sally play now!
Fuck off Sally!
I'll Show you how


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-05-28 23:27 [#01213206]
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"Poop Time"
Lets go kids
1 2 3
That wasnt so bad, hmmm?


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-05-28 23:34 [#01213207]
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"Problem with meat?"

I nominate that for a qrter avatar.



 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-05-28 23:54 [#01213215]
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"Police Officer"
Red line man
Blue Line Mine
Little white between
Cruel and harsh
hard and ready
rock 'em


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-05-29 03:43 [#01213306]
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I liked 'Virgin T-Shirt'


 

offline Doomed Puppy from on and off and on and off and on 2004-05-29 04:33 [#01213319]
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Hhahahahaha. Yeah "Virgin T-Shirt" is kinda cool.


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2004-05-29 04:37 [#01213326]
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'poop time' is excellent as well.

in fact i like pretty much all of em.


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-05-29 04:38 [#01213327]
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"portable player" ( inspired by jAroen ) :

i walk and talk
and listen and smoke
go where i want
man honkytonk


 

offline Doomed Puppy from on and off and on and off and on 2004-05-29 05:11 [#01213366]
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"Hyakusen"

Girls seem to like
a man with a filthy mind
but its a step too far
to make them eat your shite


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-05-29 05:13 [#01213369]
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"doomed puppy"

your painted face
is not too shine
tomorrow tho
you're ass is mine


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-05-29 05:15 [#01213372]
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that was awful, marcin! go back to your humourous verse
lessons, and write another.


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-05-29 05:20 [#01213375]
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' marlowe "

that wasnt fun ?
then sorry, aye ?
but really , still
hi's ass is mine



 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-05-29 05:22 [#01213376]
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was that too harsh ?
im sorry ? no
poetry sukcs
ass fuckin flow's


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-05-29 05:23 [#01213377]
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"marlowe"

to many gods
above your head
the demon waits
he will be mad


 

offline Doomed Puppy from on and off and on and off and on 2004-05-29 05:29 [#01213379]
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...


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-05-29 05:31 [#01213380]
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thank-you for taking the time


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-05-29 05:31 [#01213382]
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i remember that one. cool,


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-05-29 12:04 [#01213716]
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"Record EXPO"
Onion breath and hair grease
Hair metal abounds, surrounds
Oh look, some miles davis
Beaten because it wasnt Floyd


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-05-29 12:08 [#01213723]
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not? it made me laugh out loud :D


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-07-09 00:25 [#01271016]
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"Bottle Politik"
3 Pints
Line em up, twat
Did he say that?
Politics of the bottle.


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-07-09 00:27 [#01271018]
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"Meredeth's Skirt"
The fabric wants to speak
But only in short wisps of the wind
Telling me something
That I wouldnt tell my kid


 

offline DeadEight from vancouver (Canada) on 2004-07-09 00:43 [#01271031]
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"sitting on xlt... writing out posts... then erasing them...
refreshing at an unnecessary rate..."
Sometimes i stare
at the monitor...
nothin's goin'
somethin' go


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-07-09 00:44 [#01271032]
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"Finger Betty"
Hello Betty
May I come in?
Why thank you!
See you later then


 

offline xtiaan from city of lost children (New Zealand) on 2004-07-09 00:49 [#01271035]
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poetry is dead, along with modernism, the novel, god and
painting


 

offline Doomed Puppy from on and off and on and off and on 2004-07-09 00:50 [#01271037]
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I have about 3 days
I can't do anything
just wallow in boredom
stupid humorless twat


 

offline DeadEight from vancouver (Canada) on 2004-07-09 00:51 [#01271039]
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"a response the Cross-chan"
good to hear...
so uh--hmm
(whirr, whirr)
ha, alright! (let's... ?go?)


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-07-09 00:51 [#01271040]
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but...but.... I like horses


 

offline xtiaan from city of lost children (New Zealand) on 2004-07-09 00:53 [#01271042]
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broken: I wear alot of black and chainsmoke, go figure....


 

offline Doomed Puppy from on and off and on and off and on 2004-07-09 00:59 [#01271043]
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"Babar"

I recall drowning puppies in the bathtub
while babar was on tv
or was it barney?
sure was the perfect background anyway


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-07-09 01:05 [#01271049]
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I wear alot of beige and chainsmoke.
Fuck I wish I could quit smoking. I know I can, but its
really hard eh?


 

offline Doomed Puppy from on and off and on and off and on 2004-07-09 01:05 [#01271051]
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"Emo bitch"

Came 'round to your birthday a week ago
the moment I noticed your tacky tatoo
I started kicking your pale skinny ass
and good times were had by all


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-07-09 01:05 [#01271052]
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Babar owns your rectum and you know it. Dont fess


 

offline Doomed Puppy from on and off and on and off and on 2004-07-09 01:09 [#01271056]
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maybe it was barney the fucking dinosaur BITCH


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-07-09 01:09 [#01271058]
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He clearly does not have a penile extremity


 

offline Doomed Puppy from on and off and on and off and on 2004-07-09 01:11 [#01271060]
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How do you explain the kid molestation then?


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-07-09 01:12 [#01271061]
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It was the female triceratops. She did it and blamed big B


 

offline Doomed Puppy from on and off and on and off and on 2004-07-09 01:15 [#01271064]
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Yeah barney is such a pussy he can't even buttfuck little
kids. I bet they ruin his shit every time.


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-07-09 01:16 [#01271065]
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Ever see barny off set and between takes? Suuuuch a cunt


 

offline Doomed Puppy from on and off and on and off and on 2004-07-09 01:19 [#01271073]
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Now that I think of it I hate the children more than that
perv. Evil little shits.

"Kids"
Having sex in my backyard
bumming cigarretes
little bastards
I own you


 


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