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brokephones
from Londontario on 2004-05-28 23:22 [#01213204]
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"Ramada Johnson" Ramada Johnson Stays for the drinks the umbrella sort with the underage space travel lipstick
"Virgin T-Shirt" Her t-shirt says "Virgin" To make them think she isnt. -puke break s@lly the sad thing is that she is
"The new thing" The forms gather around the light they really want to see it has a brand new color that makes it alright for me.
"Report" Yes general, by next tues Wait a second.... phones for you. Tell them to hold boom chik hold hold Thanks, now heres the news.
"Crazy" Not like us Not like them Not the same at all Malfuctioning brain
"Veggie" Fuckin fag Problem with meat? Go eat your green, fucker Steak's done. Lets eat.
"Cow" Hindu holy Yanqui feast life into sharp metal death out of meat
"Foul mothed tony" Foul mouthed tony, always speaking his mind Weird guy yonder, time to unwind Haymaker 1 2 3 5 8 Ego intact, proof in defeat.
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brokephones
from Londontario on 2004-05-28 23:24 [#01213205]
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"Cribbage" Let's play Sally. Lets play now. NOW! Sally play now! Fuck off Sally! I'll Show you how
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brokephones
from Londontario on 2004-05-28 23:27 [#01213206]
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"Poop Time" Lets go kids 1 2 3 That wasnt so bad, hmmm?
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2004-05-28 23:34 [#01213207]
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"Problem with meat?"
I nominate that for a qrter avatar.
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brokephones
from Londontario on 2004-05-28 23:54 [#01213215]
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"Police Officer" Red line man Blue Line Mine Little white between Cruel and harsh hard and ready rock 'em
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2004-05-29 03:43 [#01213306]
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I liked 'Virgin T-Shirt'
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Doomed Puppy
from on and off and on and off and on 2004-05-29 04:33 [#01213319]
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Hhahahahaha. Yeah "Virgin T-Shirt" is kinda cool.
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J198
from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2004-05-29 04:37 [#01213326]
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'poop time' is excellent as well.
in fact i like pretty much all of em.
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hyakusen
from 8=============> on 2004-05-29 04:38 [#01213327]
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"portable player" ( inspired by jAroen ) :
i walk and talk and listen and smoke go where i want man honkytonk
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Doomed Puppy
from on and off and on and off and on 2004-05-29 05:11 [#01213366]
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"Hyakusen"
Girls seem to like a man with a filthy mind but its a step too far to make them eat your shite
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hyakusen
from 8=============> on 2004-05-29 05:13 [#01213369]
Points: 7021 Status: Addict | Followup to Doomed Puppy: #01213366
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"doomed puppy"
your painted face is not too shine tomorrow tho you're ass is mine
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2004-05-29 05:15 [#01213372]
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that was awful, marcin! go back to your humourous verse lessons, and write another.
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hyakusen
from 8=============> on 2004-05-29 05:20 [#01213375]
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' marlowe "
that wasnt fun ? then sorry, aye ? but really , still hi's ass is mine
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hyakusen
from 8=============> on 2004-05-29 05:22 [#01213376]
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was that too harsh ? im sorry ? no poetry sukcs ass fuckin flow's
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hyakusen
from 8=============> on 2004-05-29 05:23 [#01213377]
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"marlowe"
to many gods above your head the demon waits he will be mad
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Doomed Puppy
from on and off and on and off and on 2004-05-29 05:29 [#01213379]
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2004-05-29 05:31 [#01213380]
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thank-you for taking the time
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hyakusen
from 8=============> on 2004-05-29 05:31 [#01213382]
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i remember that one. cool,
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brokephones
from Londontario on 2004-05-29 12:04 [#01213716]
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"Record EXPO" Onion breath and hair grease Hair metal abounds, surrounds Oh look, some miles davis Beaten because it wasnt Floyd
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2004-05-29 12:08 [#01213723]
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not? it made me laugh out loud :D
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brokephones
from Londontario on 2004-07-09 00:25 [#01271016]
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"Bottle Politik" 3 Pints Line em up, twat Did he say that? Politics of the bottle.
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brokephones
from Londontario on 2004-07-09 00:27 [#01271018]
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"Meredeth's Skirt" The fabric wants to speak But only in short wisps of the wind Telling me something That I wouldnt tell my kid
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DeadEight
from vancouver (Canada) on 2004-07-09 00:43 [#01271031]
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"sitting on xlt... writing out posts... then erasing them... refreshing at an unnecessary rate..."
Sometimes i stare at the monitor... nothin's goin' somethin' go
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brokephones
from Londontario on 2004-07-09 00:44 [#01271032]
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"Finger Betty" Hello Betty May I come in? Why thank you! See you later then
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xtiaan
from city of lost children (New Zealand) on 2004-07-09 00:49 [#01271035]
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poetry is dead, along with modernism, the novel, god and painting
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Doomed Puppy
from on and off and on and off and on 2004-07-09 00:50 [#01271037]
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I have about 3 days I can't do anything just wallow in boredom stupid humorless twat
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DeadEight
from vancouver (Canada) on 2004-07-09 00:51 [#01271039]
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"a response the Cross-chan" good to hear... so uh--hmm (whirr, whirr) ha, alright! (let's... ?go?)
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brokephones
from Londontario on 2004-07-09 00:51 [#01271040]
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but...but.... I like horses
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xtiaan
from city of lost children (New Zealand) on 2004-07-09 00:53 [#01271042]
Points: 500 Status: Regular | Followup to brokephones: #01271040
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broken: I wear alot of black and chainsmoke, go figure....
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Doomed Puppy
from on and off and on and off and on 2004-07-09 00:59 [#01271043]
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"Babar"
I recall drowning puppies in the bathtub while babar was on tv or was it barney? sure was the perfect background anyway
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brokephones
from Londontario on 2004-07-09 01:05 [#01271049]
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I wear alot of beige and chainsmoke. Fuck I wish I could quit smoking. I know I can, but its really hard eh?
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Doomed Puppy
from on and off and on and off and on 2004-07-09 01:05 [#01271051]
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"Emo bitch"
Came 'round to your birthday a week ago the moment I noticed your tacky tatoo I started kicking your pale skinny ass and good times were had by all
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brokephones
from Londontario on 2004-07-09 01:05 [#01271052]
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Babar owns your rectum and you know it. Dont fess
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Doomed Puppy
from on and off and on and off and on 2004-07-09 01:09 [#01271056]
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maybe it was barney the fucking dinosaur BITCH
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brokephones
from Londontario on 2004-07-09 01:09 [#01271058]
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He clearly does not have a penile extremity
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Doomed Puppy
from on and off and on and off and on 2004-07-09 01:11 [#01271060]
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How do you explain the kid molestation then?
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brokephones
from Londontario on 2004-07-09 01:12 [#01271061]
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It was the female triceratops. She did it and blamed big B
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Doomed Puppy
from on and off and on and off and on 2004-07-09 01:15 [#01271064]
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Yeah barney is such a pussy he can't even buttfuck little kids. I bet they ruin his shit every time.
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brokephones
from Londontario on 2004-07-09 01:16 [#01271065]
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Ever see barny off set and between takes? Suuuuch a cunt
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Doomed Puppy
from on and off and on and off and on 2004-07-09 01:19 [#01271073]
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Now that I think of it I hate the children more than that perv. Evil little shits.
"Kids" Having sex in my backyard bumming cigarretes little bastards I own you
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