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Anus_Presley
on 2004-05-27 13:20 [#01210844]
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Therre arre some odd people. Old people arre odd. I'm able bodied and young, quite capable of getting frrom my seat to the doorr of the bus as it is moving. I can do this with orr without a bag orr bags. Still I don't, I click the button and wait forr the bus to stop beforre I get up because it's much easierr.
Old people, howeverr, who have enough trrouble walking as it is and who barrely have the strrength to carry themselves... don't.
They strruggle, wobbling all overr, rrisking a fall, looking forr help instead of just sitting bloody still.
What's wrrong with them? Rreally, it annoys the life out of me that they make theirr lives so much harrderr than they have to.
I also don't like the way old people can brreak a leg and still keep it hush hush as not to worrrry anyone. What the fuck? That's just stupid.
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Anus_Presley
on 2004-05-27 13:22 [#01210848]
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I have nothing against old people because they arre old. It's just that some of the things they do arre strrange to the point of being annoying
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Mertens
from Motor City (United States) on 2004-05-27 13:23 [#01210853]
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I don't care much for their driving.
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-crazone
from smashing acid over and over on 2004-05-27 13:24 [#01210855]
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lol, how old are you?
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2004-05-27 13:25 [#01210856]
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today some old phrick almost hit me. i was cycling to school and his little annoying mutt of a dog ran towards me. i just kept going but the fucker wouldnt stop so the old man got .. nervous .. and started to yell HEY LOOK OUT FOR MY DOG YOU ARSEHOLE
so i stopped and in a calm voice i asked 'what seems to be the problem? do you not think that i am able to cycle around that little 4 legged poopmachine?'
so he started to dangerously wave his arms about, only risking a fall and possibly 1 or more fractures to his brittle bones
oh dont get me started about how they invade the supermarket when all normal people get back from work and try to do some shopping.
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Mertens
from Motor City (United States) on 2004-05-27 13:26 [#01210859]
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25. My pic has bad lighting.
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Mertens
from Motor City (United States) on 2004-05-27 13:28 [#01210866]
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It would be safer to give some old people a light saber than a car.
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-crazone
from smashing acid over and over on 2004-05-27 13:30 [#01210876]
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old people are easy to take a piss off, you don't have to be afraid of them, you're real tough guys!
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roygbivcore
from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-05-27 13:37 [#01210897]
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once on the bus i was getting up to give my seat to this old guy and he put his hand on my shoulder and pushed me back down into my seat and told me he was only going to be on for a couple blocks
then he asked me if there were any 318 schedules (the bus route we were on) because he couldn't see.
there weren't but i can't imagine him being able to read the bus times as they are about 1/5th of the size of the route number on the front
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Mertens
from Motor City (United States) on 2004-05-27 13:39 [#01210900]
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did he have candy?
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FlyAgaric
from the discovery (Africa) on 2004-05-27 13:43 [#01210907]
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my grandmother is a crazed hypochondriac living in the past, she sits around waiting to die, a sad sight really
she's pretty odd...
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-crazone
from smashing acid over and over on 2004-05-27 13:46 [#01210914]
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that's sad and I mean that, but is that why she's in your avatar?
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Anus_Presley
on 2004-05-27 13:48 [#01210918]
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hahaha
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roygbivcore
from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-05-27 13:48 [#01210920]
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there's no good response to that. there's no way i can really show how much i don't care about that question with out posting which makes it look like i do care.
so what ever, dummy we'll all give you a pat on the head for remembering that according to many comedians, movies, television shows and comic strips that old people always have candy on them at all times
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FlyAgaric
from the discovery (Africa) on 2004-05-27 13:49 [#01210924]
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hehe, i still love her despite her craziness...
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SValx
from United Kingdom on 2004-05-27 13:50 [#01210929]
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Haha. My gran is getting quite old now. Always rolls down the garden and breaks/bruises her ribs/legs and refuses to go to the doctor because she doesn't want to be a pain.
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Mertens
from Motor City (United States) on 2004-05-27 13:58 [#01210945]
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Hey now! There's no need to get so bent out of shape. It's been my experience that most of the elderly I know do indeed have some form of candy on their person. Those comedians, movies,television shows and comic strips are simply reporting a common observance.
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2004-05-27 14:24 [#01210995]
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I really don't like being around old people, and I feel depressed when I'm near them. Both for them, and myself. Which is probably a bit silly, because a lot of them are genuinely happy and content with who they are and what they've done. But still.
There's some odd people around here, most of whom are old. There's a crossdresser downtown who everybody knows about and chats with. His entire life revolves around sitting on that damn bench and conversing with everybody in that fake, high pitched voice of his. There's also a guy that looks uncannily like Mr. Bean, and always carries around a grocery with absolutely nothing in it, as far as I can tell.
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tragedy
from Gloucester (United States) on 2004-05-27 14:27 [#01211006]
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anuspresley> every single time i read one of your posts i check all the r's to see if you f-up. you never ever do.
i'm proud of you.
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2004-05-27 14:31 [#01211018]
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proud of him? It's got nothing to do with you, you've nothing to proud of.
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2004-05-27 14:31 [#01211020]
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*to be
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tragedy
from Gloucester (United States) on 2004-05-27 14:32 [#01211021]
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shut up yer ass is big! >:0
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2004-05-27 14:32 [#01211022]
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I've been doing that for closing in on two years, and I've yet to catch the beautiful bastard miss a beat. He doesn't do it for usernames, so sometimes I THINK I have him...
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thecurbcreeper
from United States on 2004-05-30 00:54 [#01214642]
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i thought he was referring to the whole don't take candy from strangers bit.
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warpphex
from lurkston, ziltyland. (United Kingdom) on 2004-05-30 18:03 [#01215561]
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Werther's anybody?
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oscillik
from the fires of orc on 2004-05-30 18:08 [#01215568]
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my nan asked to see the "darkie" doctor in our surgery, because she likes the "darkie" doctor
???!!!
i can't believe that she thinks that's acceptable
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J198
from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2004-05-30 18:12 [#01215572]
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today i walked past an old people's home and this old lady that was standing on the sidewalk, waiting for visitors i think, came up to me and asked if today was sunday or monday, so naturally i told her it was wednesday.
got me right out of my concentration on amon tobin's supermodified, damnit.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-05-30 18:12 [#01215576]
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she's looking into death's empty eye-sockets.
like she would give a fuck.
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horsefactory
from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-05-30 18:12 [#01215577]
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Old people are usually racist. It's really funny.
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oscillik
from the fires of orc on 2004-05-30 18:13 [#01215578]
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hahahah
nice one
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-05-30 18:22 [#01215595]
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kind of nasty, really.
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J198
from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2004-05-30 18:31 [#01215616]
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i wasn't being entirely serious, you know.
i told her it was sunday and wished her a nice day.
kind of boring, really. but i AM very polite.
i still have 2 grandmas and i love em to death.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-05-30 18:32 [#01215619]
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I kind of thought so.
you're a nice boy.
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uzim
on 2004-05-30 18:46 [#01215634]
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"I also don't like the way old people can brreak a leg and still keep it hush hush as not to worrrry anyone. What the fuck? That's just stupid."
> that's better than whining about anything and annoying/insulting everyone like they often do as well...
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-05-30 18:51 [#01215636]
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in general, what annoys me in bussesesses, is that the people who have the shortest distance to travel IMMEDIATELY take up seats.
so I'm standing there.. and when we come up to the second busstop, half the bus stands up and shuffles towards the entrance, stumbling over the people standing there, etc. etc.
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lupus yonderboy
from 1970. (United Kingdom) on 2004-05-31 05:39 [#01216107]
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my friends gran is afraid to use her tv remote control incase she misses the tv and blows something up=]
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optimus prime
on 2004-05-31 07:52 [#01216245]
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okay there seinfeld.
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sfj
from Durham (United Kingdom) on 2004-05-31 10:28 [#01216435]
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Horsefactory- where are those sand dunes?
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