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offline Anus_Presley on 2004-05-27 13:20 [#01210844]
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Therre arre some odd people.
Old people arre odd.
I'm able bodied and young, quite capable of getting frrom my
seat to the doorr of the bus as it is moving. I can do this
with orr without a bag orr bags. Still I don't, I click the
button and wait forr the bus to stop beforre I get up
because it's much easierr.
Old people, howeverr, who have enough trrouble walking as it
is and who barrely have the strrength to carry themselves...
don't.
They strruggle, wobbling all overr, rrisking a fall, looking
forr help instead of just sitting bloody still.
What's wrrong with them? Rreally, it annoys the life out of
me that they make theirr lives so much harrderr than they
have to.
I also don't like the way old people can brreak a leg and
still keep it hush hush as not to worrrry anyone. What the
fuck? That's just stupid.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-05-27 13:22 [#01210848]
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I have nothing against old people because they arre old.
It's just that some of the things they do arre strrange to
the point of being annoying


 

offline Mertens from Motor City (United States) on 2004-05-27 13:23 [#01210853]
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I don't care much for their driving.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2004-05-27 13:24 [#01210855]
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lol, how old are you?


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-05-27 13:25 [#01210856]
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today some old phrick almost hit me. i was cycling to school
and his little annoying mutt of a dog ran towards me. i just
kept going but the fucker wouldnt stop so the old man got ..
nervous .. and started to yell HEY LOOK OUT FOR MY DOG YOU
ARSEHOLE

so i stopped and in a calm voice i asked 'what seems to be
the problem? do you not think that i am able to cycle around
that little 4 legged poopmachine?'

so he started to dangerously wave his arms about, only
risking a fall and possibly 1 or more fractures to his
brittle bones

oh dont get me started about how they invade the
supermarket when all normal people get back from work and
try to do some shopping.


 

offline Mertens from Motor City (United States) on 2004-05-27 13:26 [#01210859]
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25. My pic has bad lighting.


 

offline Mertens from Motor City (United States) on 2004-05-27 13:28 [#01210866]
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It would be safer to give some old people a light saber than
a car.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2004-05-27 13:30 [#01210876]
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old people are easy to take a piss off, you don't have to be
afraid of them, you're real tough guys!


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-05-27 13:37 [#01210897]
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once on the bus i was getting up to give my seat to this old
guy and he put his hand on my shoulder and pushed me back
down into my seat and told me he was only going to be on for
a couple blocks

then he asked me if there were any 318 schedules (the bus
route we were on) because he couldn't see.

there weren't but i can't imagine him being able to read the
bus times as they are about 1/5th of the size of the route
number on the front


 

offline Mertens from Motor City (United States) on 2004-05-27 13:39 [#01210900]
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did he have candy?


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2004-05-27 13:43 [#01210907]
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my grandmother is a crazed hypochondriac living in the past,
she sits around waiting to die, a sad sight really

she's pretty odd...


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2004-05-27 13:46 [#01210914]
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that's sad and I mean that, but is that why she's in your
avatar?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-05-27 13:48 [#01210918]
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hahaha


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-05-27 13:48 [#01210920]
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there's no good response to that. there's no way i can
really show how much i don't care about that question with
out posting which makes it look like i do care.

so what ever, dummy we'll all give you a pat on the head for
remembering that according to many comedians, movies,
television shows and comic strips that old people always
have candy on them at all times


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2004-05-27 13:49 [#01210924]
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hehe, i still love her despite her craziness...


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2004-05-27 13:50 [#01210929]
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Haha. My gran is getting quite old now. Always rolls down
the garden and breaks/bruises her ribs/legs and refuses to
go to the doctor because she doesn't want to be a pain.


 

offline Mertens from Motor City (United States) on 2004-05-27 13:58 [#01210945]
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Hey now! There's no need to get so bent out of shape. It's
been my experience that most of the elderly I know do indeed
have some form of candy on their person. Those comedians,
movies,television shows and comic strips are simply
reporting a common observance.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2004-05-27 14:24 [#01210995]
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I really don't like being around old people, and I feel
depressed when I'm near them. Both for them, and myself.
Which is probably a bit silly, because a lot of them are
genuinely happy and content with who they are and what
they've done. But still.

There's some odd people around here, most of whom are old.
There's a crossdresser downtown who everybody knows about
and chats with. His entire life revolves around sitting on
that damn bench and conversing with everybody in that fake,
high pitched voice of his. There's also a guy that looks
uncannily like Mr. Bean, and always carries around a grocery
with absolutely nothing in it, as far as I can tell.


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2004-05-27 14:27 [#01211006]
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anuspresley> every single time i read one of your posts i
check all the r's to see if you f-up. you never ever do.
i'm proud of you.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-05-27 14:31 [#01211018]
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proud of him? It's got nothing to do with you, you've
nothing to proud of.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-05-27 14:31 [#01211020]
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*to be


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2004-05-27 14:32 [#01211021]
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shut up yer ass is big! >:0


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2004-05-27 14:32 [#01211022]
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I've been doing that for closing in on two years, and I've
yet to catch the beautiful bastard miss a beat. He doesn't
do it for usernames, so sometimes I THINK I have him...


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2004-05-30 00:54 [#01214642]
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i thought he was referring to the whole don't take candy
from strangers bit.


 

offline warpphex from lurkston, ziltyland. (United Kingdom) on 2004-05-30 18:03 [#01215561]
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Werther's anybody?


Attached picture

 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2004-05-30 18:08 [#01215568]
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my nan asked to see the "darkie" doctor in our surgery,
because she likes the "darkie" doctor

???!!!

i can't believe that she thinks that's acceptable


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2004-05-30 18:12 [#01215572]
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today i walked past an old people's home and this old lady
that was standing on the sidewalk, waiting for visitors i
think, came up to me and asked if today was sunday or
monday, so naturally i told her it was wednesday.

got me right out of my concentration on amon tobin's
supermodified, damnit.



 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-05-30 18:12 [#01215576]
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she's looking into death's empty eye-sockets.

like she would give a fuck.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-05-30 18:12 [#01215577]
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Old people are usually racist. It's really funny.


 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2004-05-30 18:13 [#01215578]
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hahahah

nice one


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-05-30 18:22 [#01215595]
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kind of nasty, really.


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2004-05-30 18:31 [#01215616]
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i wasn't being entirely serious, you know.

i told her it was sunday and wished her a nice day.

kind of boring, really. but i AM very polite.

i still have 2 grandmas and i love em to death.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-05-30 18:32 [#01215619]
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I kind of thought so.

you're a nice boy.


 

offline uzim on 2004-05-30 18:46 [#01215634]
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"I also don't like the way old people can brreak a leg
and still keep it hush hush as not to worrrry anyone. What
the fuck? That's just stupid."


> that's better than whining about anything and
annoying/insulting everyone like they often do as well...
' _ '


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-05-30 18:51 [#01215636]
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in general, what annoys me in bussesesses, is that the
people who have the shortest distance to travel IMMEDIATELY
take up seats.

so I'm standing there.. and when we come up to the second
busstop, half the bus stands up and shuffles towards the
entrance, stumbling over the people standing there, etc.
etc.


 

offline lupus yonderboy from 1970. (United Kingdom) on 2004-05-31 05:39 [#01216107]
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my friends gran is afraid to use her tv remote control
incase she misses the tv and blows something up=]


 

offline optimus prime on 2004-05-31 07:52 [#01216245]
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okay there seinfeld.


 

offline sfj from Durham (United Kingdom) on 2004-05-31 10:28 [#01216435]
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Horsefactory- where are those sand dunes?


 


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