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offline Smyrma from Beloit, WI (United States) on 2004-05-26 12:29 [#01208808]
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And fuck Kobe.

That is all.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-05-26 12:30 [#01208813]
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the fuck shaq is a little old place that we can get
together.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-05-26 12:31 [#01208815]
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One of the worst games ever:


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offline Smyrma from Beloit, WI (United States) on 2004-05-26 12:32 [#01208817]
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I owned that game for Genesis, but I left it at a friends
house. I don't miss it.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-05-26 12:34 [#01208822]
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By piecing your recent posts together, I am theorising that
Shaq has really hurt you or damaged your life in some way.
Let it all out, guy.


 

offline paul8088 from United States on 2004-05-26 12:37 [#01208830]
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So short but to the point.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2004-05-26 12:40 [#01208837]
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Shaq Fu was pretty traumatizing. Michael Jordan's ''Chaos in
the Windy City'' was always the better game. It made more
sense, because Michael actually LIVED in the Windy City.


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offline Smyrma from Beloit, WI (United States) on 2004-05-26 12:43 [#01208847]
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I liked Shaq a lot when I was very young. He was a big
phenomenon and an impressive basketball player. But as the
years passed, my interest in basketball decreased
significantly. Now, in the last month, I've been watching
some of the NBA Playoffs. I really hate Shaq, Kobe, and the
rest of the Lakers. Rooting for the Lakers is like rooting
for the Yankees or the Red Wings. Obvious favorites.
Where's the fun in that?

Plus Shaq's style of play sucks. He just sits under the
basket until someone gets him the ball. And nobody on the
floor can stop him because he's 7'1" and 340 POUNDS!!!!
THAT'S SO HUGE!!!! So the Timberwolves (and basically every
other team) has resorted to fouling him so he can't put up
these incredibly shorts shots all game. But thankfully, he
can't hit free throws for shit. He went 8-22 for his free
throws last night. And that's just about average for him.
He has no real basketball skills; he's just a big oaf.

And Kobe Bryant. It pisses me off that he's such a good
player because I hate him. The fucking rapist asshole.

So yeah, fuck the Lakers.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-05-26 12:56 [#01208874]
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the b52's reference!!! ahha

nice!


 

offline paul8088 from United States on 2004-05-26 13:00 [#01208881]
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i remember shaq from LSU years in college. his style did not
change a bit.


 

offline Mertens from Motor City (United States) on 2004-05-26 13:36 [#01208954]
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That pic of jordan is insane. He's just a basketball player
not a superhero! He looks like Gill from Street Fighter 3


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2004-05-26 13:46 [#01208976]
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D3TROIT, WHAT!


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2004-05-26 13:50 [#01208989]
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How many of you know that (unfortunately, judging by his
disatarous "Stand and Deliver") Mr. O'Neil still makes music
and has what is, by all accounts, an utterly bitchin'
studio?


 

offline Smyrma from Beloit, WI (United States) on 2004-05-26 13:56 [#01209006]
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He's got the money to use whatever studio he wants,
unfortunately.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2004-05-26 13:58 [#01209010]
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I know, he was at NAMM this year leering at all the new toys
:)


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-05-26 13:59 [#01209013]
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remember the song he did with the fu-shnikins... or whoever
that was?


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2004-05-26 14:01 [#01209015]
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I've only heard (and still got) his Single track CD from the
game Shaq Fu. Aside from being a terribly mediocre track
instrumentally, his rapping is poor too. Sadly, it's not so
terribly bad as to be genuinely funny.


 

offline SCHIZOPHRENIC from Los Angeles (United States) on 2004-05-26 14:04 [#01209021]
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I hate the LAKERS!

I live in L.A. and it is so ridicoulous the way everyone
jumps on the bandwagon! People around here take it soo
personal if you say something bad about the Lakers! Its as
if you were talking about their mothers!



 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2004-05-26 14:05 [#01209026]
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He's a rappin' machine


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2004-05-26 14:44 [#01209084]
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FOUL SHAQ! FOUL SHAQ! FOUL SHAQ! FOUL SHAQ!


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-05-26 15:24 [#01209135]
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FUCK 'EM!!!!!!!!!


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-05-26 15:30 [#01209143]
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spud webb should ride shaq around the basketball court a-la
mad mad thunderdome style.

"who run bartertown!?"


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-05-26 15:30 [#01209144]
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mad max


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2004-05-26 18:15 [#01209357]
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Shaq is a retard. I wanna be in da moobies. I wanna make da
bideos.



 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2004-05-26 18:19 [#01209363]
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I liked that one! I liked the police siren thing


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-06-02 11:49 [#01219643]
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FUCKTHEMFUCKTHEMFUCKTHEMFUCKTHEMFUCKTHEMFUCKTHEMFUCKTHEMFUC
KTHEM


 

offline thethirdball from Polly Pisspot (Canada) on 2004-06-02 11:52 [#01219645]
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Go Pistons go!


 

offline Smyrma from Beloit, WI (United States) on 2004-06-02 13:48 [#01219883]
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I really, really hope the Pistons win. Then I hope Kobe
gets locked up in prison, Shaq has a career ending injury,
Malone and Payton retire, and Kareem Rush goes and joins a
good team.


 

offline optimus prime on 2004-06-02 13:52 [#01219889]
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kazaam.


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2004-06-02 14:21 [#01219926]
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shaq is rappin'
kobe is rapin'


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-06-02 15:13 [#01219973]
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hahahaha....sad...but hahahaha


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-06-06 19:02 [#01225974]
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GOOOOOOO DETROIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2004-06-06 19:11 [#01225990]
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Go Lakers, for Karl Malone. I like it when old guys win
championships that they deserved a long time ago. Like Ray
Bourque.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2004-06-06 19:13 [#01225995]
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OMG! Detroit is leading 3-2! It's OVER for the Lakers.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-06-06 19:14 [#01225996]
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kareem abdul jabbar has no sense for fashion...where on eart
did he get that jacket!!??

and i don't like malone...the only guy i like a little in
lakers is payton, and that's mostly because i loved him when
he played with kemp...


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2004-06-06 19:18 [#01226004]
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I don't like Malone either, but I do respect him. He earned
this.

SHIT, 6-2 Detroit... I didn't expect this kind of dominance.
They have 3 times as many points.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-06-06 19:19 [#01226005]
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wallace is one of my fav players...he should hurt shaq
already!!


 

offline Dozier from United States on 2004-06-06 19:41 [#01226061]
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i liked malone years ago. now he's just an old bastard. and
i'm quite enjoying the decline of shaq. just think in a
couple more years even if he's playing he will be a
non-factor and big men with actual skills can get some of
the spot light. what happened to the olajuwons, robinsons,
and ewings??


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2004-06-06 19:43 [#01226064]
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Which Wallace? The muscular quiet scary subdued one, or the
thinner louder scary obnoxious one?


 

offline Dozier from United States on 2004-06-06 19:44 [#01226067]
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heh, good characterizations.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-06-06 19:45 [#01226068]
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rasheed :)

anyway, i hope they continue this way, coz i hate those la
sons of bitches.


 

offline Dozier from United States on 2004-06-06 19:47 [#01226069]
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and i hate the fact that phil jackson is regarded by some as
a great coach because he doesn't coach. i'd like to
see what he could do with a team that didn't have
jordan/pippen or o'neal/bryant.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2004-06-06 19:57 [#01226087]
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I wonder what he could do with a team from another sport...
like hockey. The ZEN MASTAH.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-06-06 20:32 [#01226111]
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looking good for now...
malone deserves a ring, but not with lakers...he was playing
against them for so long and then he joins them, is there
possibly something more stpid he could do??

and those girls, cheer leaders or whatever...is any of those
real? man, they all have fake tits, fake teeth, fake
hair...i feel sorry for guys over there...


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2004-06-06 20:35 [#01226113]
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Barkley's Shut up and Jam was a site better than Shaq and
Jordans video game..


 

offline corticalstim from Canada on 2004-06-06 20:36 [#01226115]
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Love Shack, baby Love Shack (the love shack bay-beeee).


 

offline corticalstim from Canada on 2004-06-06 20:38 [#01226120]
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ah sheeit. i knew i should read the thread.


 

offline darkpromenade from Australia on 2004-06-06 21:03 [#01226148]
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Anyone know the result/ score? I'm stuck at work.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-06-06 21:07 [#01226154]
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detroit is ahed 8 points i think...


 

offline darkpromenade from Australia on 2004-06-06 21:16 [#01226159]
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Thanks..........I am surprised...........


 


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