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Elbow Ass is a rare condition (everywhere except for america) in which the top of your ass starts at the same place where your elbows are if you let them hang down at your sides. I recently discovered Elbow Ass at my job which involves sitting down for 8 hours (9 hours if you sit all during lunch) and pushing papers. Please, if you see your ass slowly working its way up towards your elbows, get help (read: exercise) as fast as you can you fat fuck. Thank you. |
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Is this possible? I will keep an eye out from now on. My elbows are at the 2nd-3rd rib up from the bottom. |
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I seriously didn't think it was possible. And out of all the fat women that work at my job, I've only noticed one (1) so far that has it. Its like staring at a MC Escher painting. |
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tolstoyed has it. |
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Incase someone suffers from Elbow Ass, it is proper to yell "Hey Elbow Ass" at them. Another usefull term is "Hey fatty! Yeah, you... no, not her, the one with the ass that starts at the elbow... yeah you!" |
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Yes I am a "fat fuck". What prize do I get? |
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i have shoulder ass. :'( |
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You get to choose one... 1) Less Self Esteem or 2) Motivation to do something about it. GO! |
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Impossible. Shoulder Ass went extinct along with country music many years ago. |
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My ass is up to my ribs and I am not fat at all. It is an evolutionary way of protecting my organs you... you....AMERICAN |
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It doesn't matter. You'll do all that work getting in shape only to find out that in the future, people no longer even have bodies aside from their heads. |
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well until then, remove your unsightly cellulite. |
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i guess everyone looks at america as a bunch of fat asses |
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atleast you don't have neck ass! that's when you know things are getting really bad. |
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seriously, i work at a pizza restaraunt... a buffet style... and i've seen some crazy stuff. people so fat, they carry oxygen tanks with them. people so fat, they cannot sit in the chairs. people that eat until they puke and then eat some more. people stuffing food into their pockets to take home... after they have eaten so much that they are sweating. one lady eats, falls asleep in her chair, then wakes up and eats again...for about 3 hours. |
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Are you working at Pizza Street zguru? Its a pizza buffet place and kicks ass, with of course a lot of fat people. Im sure they know about Pizza Street. |
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i am general manager of a cici's pizza... the chain has not made it the the upper east coast or the west coast yet. |
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i thought you were talking about the bit in kill bill 2 where h4e goes "you're about as useful as an asshole right here" and points to his elbow hhaahah thta was classique |
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yes zguru, cici's is across the street from Pizza Street. |
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I hate Cici's pizza. Mainly because its not real pizza. And it caters to fat people and their fat annoying children. |
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Are the fat annoying children still fat people? Does this mean they have children of their own? |
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what makes it, not real pizza? just cuz it aint italian or because the dough is actually playdoh? |
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Mostly coz Tyler Durden works there and the mayo topping is compulsory |
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reminds me of the brack show. the last episode. nuff said. |
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hahaahahahah! ass-albowing! |
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Update: I have now confirmed a second case of Elbow-Ass at my job. More on this subject as it develops... |
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*does not compute, try again at a later time* |
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