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Hey, let us write obituaries for each other - that sounds real frickin' fun. The_Funkmaster - Yes, I remember him well, from gormless freak in Canada, until his mature years in The Netherlands, when he discovered a love for drugs and he-she-she-hes. Many a time we would discover "Jon" The Funkmaster, tongue deep up the rear-end of some bedicked-chic hooker, a twinkle of michievousness in his eye. His passing, after choking on a packet of horse he was smuggling back to Canada, comes as a great shock to us all, and he will be dearly missed by Ceri JC. |
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lol... :) |
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horsefactory - his face was like a steamy cess pool of vomit. and filth. but we loved him all the same. "are those pepperoni pizzas or am i looking at your nipples?" such times we had at the glue factory, horse and i. but one day we took things a little too far while playing "giddyup" and he went careening over the edge into a vat of other horses. horses much more deserving of a fate so grisly. he'll be missed by all, i'm sure. candlelight ceremony this thursday, 10pm (GMT -7). |
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I think marlowe wants me dead! :'( |
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marlowe is dead :/ |
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the ideas that people come up with. it's fucking shite. just fucking awful. fuck fuckity fuck. |
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bill_hicks died tragically today in his Wigan home, whilst sucking on a sour lemon. His passing marks the end of an era. |
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look out! he's taking them down left and right YOU COULD BE NEXT!!! |
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Saul X Baker, in an event so ironic that it makes me weep, was Gabbashed to death today in a Melbourne alley, by a group of teenagers wearing nirvana hoodies and limp bizkit-stylee caps. In his short life, Saul X Baker became a record producer extraordinaire, producing such gems as KILL01 and KILL02. He will be fondly remembered by Amigas everywhere. |
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Monoid, well known for his prolonged moods of depression recently stopped posting here due to his recent passing. autopsy reports conclude that just enough nail polish remover was injested to cause reverse bloodflow causing a sudden heart failure. Our condolences and prayers go to monoids family and friends (if he has any). |
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reverse bloodflow? i'm sure he'd like that! |
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promo - Gladly missed. |
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Gwely Mernans, died for the sin of the messageboard. prophecy has it that he will make a comeback for 2001 |
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what about me? will i die too yesterday? |
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I think I die everynight. I lie down and close my eyes and don't know what happens then. Then I'm fine the next day. I find it hard to believe I layed there all night with my eyes shut doing nothing. |
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I HAVE RETURNED! as prophesized, on post 2001 ! |
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Hahaha! |
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Today we mark the passing of Anus_Presley, dead at the age of 93 (depressed thoughts per minute). He took his own life by slitting his wrists with a broken Tom Waits CD, and writing his suicide note using pig's blood as a defiant gesture towards "the herd". We mourn his very absence. |
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On this beautifal day we say good bye and farewell to Patrick Bateman. His seriously good threads about the most random and contrversial things will be missed sorely. His annoying pikkachu avatar will hopefully rot in the ground with his small, but meaningful, heap of ashes. We can only pray that he has inspired the best of us to make such great threads as he, and see if we can get them closed by moderators before they reach 30. His sudden death by sniper through the window has come as a sudden shock to all of us but I imagine that Patrick Bateman would have wanted us to move on as quickly as possible. Love you always Patrick Bateman |
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i imagine i'll die of a heart attack before i turn 35.... i'm too nervous and uptight all the time. |
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woody allen's still alive, and he's neurotic too |
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