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Goes to the doctor today to renew the script for her perfectly functioning birth control pills and comes home with this kit and tells me she's now on the RING! A whole fucking kit mind you- very flash timer to tell her when to remove the thing. And Im sitting here totally skeeved out wondering how big it is and how the hell its gonna stay up there in the first place. I think it is the most successful form of birth control ever cus' I'm never gonna fuck her again! It feels weird enough when you bump into the cervix...... |
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Is the ring like the coil? |
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ha ha!! you'll cut your dong to bloody strips! |
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Fuck if I know- I just sat there with a stupid look on my face and felt my scrotum crawl. Its not an iud its a ring impregnated with a drug. They were probably buy one get one free at the pharmacy- that girl loves a bargain. |
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Oh. It sounds fun. |
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you'll probably see green vapors slowly curling out of her snatch. |
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it may start to develop sharp teeth later on |
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give her one in the ring, then you dont have to worry about it |
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..spitting darts.. |
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Have sex with her but put some tomato ketchup on your dick then pull out and ask if she's come on. When she says no then just blame the ring. |
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that works very well with your Sparks avatar. |
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The thing is I'lll always know its there. She said her gyno uses it and her bf couldn't tell until she told him, but I'll fucking know!!!!!!!!!! Im also certain Im way better endowed than him. |
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you'll be able to hear it grinding away.. |
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yugh.. the notion of that sort of birth control is terrible., if that were the only form, i would almost rather have my hypothetical wife/girlfriend become pregnant every time we have sex than to put up with the annoyance and irritation of the very coital act, that should be pleasurable, being awkward and uncomfortable for the both of us. meh.. maybe that's why i will most likely always have to say "hypothetical" when discussing things of this nature.. |
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"And Im sitting here totally skeeved out wondering how big it is and how the hell its gonna stay up there in the first place." Here’s some information for your poor soul. (don’t stress, the link is "safe" for work) |
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Ill just get drunk (as usual) and pretend that she's someone else (as usual) |
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i don't know what's so scary or awkward about it... ? *shrugs with a detached and ignorant expression* |
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Ouch, that was a rather GF unsafe post :| |
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this is the worst thing to share on an internet messageboard. What the hell is wrong with you? |
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What? You guys arent my dear friends? |
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I'll fuck your girl and tell you if the coast is clear. |
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at first reading the title of your topic i thought your girlfriend was going to go on some gameshow or something.... |
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superb humour there mr bog. |
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bogala- I knew I had some true friends in here. |
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it's nice to know that my choice in birth control is now a topic on a thread in this message board......god's GF |
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i regretfully but truthfully retract my statement here. i just thought it would be a rather funny thing if you imagined philbert from my avatar saying it.. remember, phil has to swim all the way to the galapagos island to mate, only, like, once in his life.. so it makes perfect sense.. phil and i are really very similar, actually. |
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when you are in a long term relationship, you start fantasizing about other people, it's inevitable. unless you married . |
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She looks exactly like every other tall, breastily-endowed brunette model i've ever seen. I agree about the fantasizing bit though. I always felt really guilty about it. |
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