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Do they cause eyelids to fall off? |
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....no... |
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But did you kill a dog? |
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I'm quite an authority on lesbonics, saying that, I haven't heard of eyelids falling off though? |
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hmmm...then why did my eyelids fall off after watching lesbian porn...answer that one mr polychromatic passion of the mice. |
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I drowned a sack of puppies in the canal when I was younger. The owner paid me £20 to 'dispose' of them. |
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Good evening mister...are you still in New York or back home? |
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I'm 'Darn Sarf' eating savaloys (splg) and jellied gin at the moment... I saw Dane Bowers and Rosie and Jim today in the street! |
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perhaps you bought cheap eyelids? |
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I was wondering why nacmat was acting strange. It was really k_maty in disguise. |
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I should travel more. I am sitting at home with my eyelidless eyes starring at nothing in particular less than 2 foot from my face. Life is good :D |
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hee hee! how are you? |
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Life is good |
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where can I find lesbian clips for free? |
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Not too bad at all at the moment. I have just finished a job I was working on and have a few weeks off before I start the next one so I am thinking of exciting stuff to do. How have things been for you? |
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www.free6.com |
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I've had some fun times but I'm pretty home sick now... What are you thinking of doing in your time off? |
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nacmat asking for pornsites... Truly we live in troublesome times |
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I don't know. Probably nothing. I might just go around the country visiting old friends and stuff. I was thinking about going on holiday but I don't fancy it now. I haven't had a proper night out for a while so I will probably have a few of them. hehe pretty dull, but a welcome break from the normal nonsense I do day after day. |
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this is the first proper weekend I've had off for ages... I had way to much to drink yesterday so I'm being all crap watching tv.. |
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there is a man under the pink cap |
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What's his name? |
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El Presidente |
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Oily Mc Grease |
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Alexander |
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El Presidente Oily Mc Grease Alexander. That actually sounds really official. |
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No, that's the name of the take-out place you've been calling 3 times a week whilst in The States. |
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It's mucho multicultural. |
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Doctor! Doctor! The invisible man is here to see you! |
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Send him in.visible |
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want to be a rapper?...that is the type of punch line we need in our rap crew. We are going to Boston to battle some first graders in the next week or so. I think we stand a good chance of fucking them up. |
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Uh pomme... *throws you the script* *you read it* Pomme De Terre: (to audience) "Well tell him I can't see him without a prescription!" (pause and wait for laughter). |
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I promise I'll never try and be funny again. |
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you are funny and as such you don't require any acknowledgement from this group of inbred electronic music listening hicks. |
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That's reassuring. I'm just at my wits end trying to come up with material. |
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comedy should flow like your mommas love juices at the sight of me. |
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wtf? where are the pictures?? |
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(d-p) lovely :) |
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why not superglue your eyelids back on? |
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Phew, finally found one in the ol' archives that doesn't involve complete nakedness. |
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why you got pictures of my mum on your hard drive? |
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what are they doing to each other there? |
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I don't know but I CLOSED YOUR TOPIC HAHAHAHA. |
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Very funny...but as mine was the first happy birthday topic posted I think it was a little out of order and you only did it because you are spiteful and hate me. |
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see you in a week. |
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I just chose randomly, sweetcheeks. I'm sorry I made an example out of yours. I mean, they were all totally happening topics, but we get a free IDM CD everytime we close a topic. |
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what do you get when you ban someone? |
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An erection. |
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hahaha here...until you make your next ban. |
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There's a lesbian who goes to my school who I have a crush on. She's such a cutie. |
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