|
|
w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-28 15:21 [#01165184]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker
|
|
I mean jesus christ. Isn't it time to die yet?? I give this existence a C+... yeah, it could get fantastic ratings but there are too many things in the way. I am going to die. Me...
Good. Ahhhhhhh, death. Death is the most beautiful thing there is. I'll have one complete brain format with a side order of fries please. Goodbye. Good. Bye. *twiddles thumbs for another 70 years*
|
|
pachi
from yo momma (United States) on 2004-04-28 15:23 [#01165188]
Points: 8984 Status: Lurker
|
|
Do you have something against MediCare, clean water, and good sanitation?
|
|
virginpusher
from County Clare on 2004-04-28 15:24 [#01165189]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker | Followup to pachi: #01165188
|
|
I like sanitation because it keeps things nice and tidy!
|
|
Sido Dyas
from a computer on 2004-04-28 15:25 [#01165190]
Points: 8876 Status: Lurker | Followup to w M w: #01165184
|
|
I know the number to a good ninja. He can finish you off for a reasonable price. Think about the cool inscription you will have on your grave stone , "killed by a ninja"
|
|
Doomed Puppy
from on and off and on and off and on 2004-04-28 15:25 [#01165191]
Points: 1818 Status: Addict | Followup to w M w: #01165184
|
|
Hmmmm did you find it?
|
|
virginpusher
from County Clare on 2004-04-28 15:28 [#01165201]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker | Followup to Sido Dyas: #01165190
|
|
that would be crazy because you would die 17 times before you even realize it. Then you will realize it and die from shock!
|
|
w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-28 15:32 [#01165207]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker
|
|
Brain and body format actually. A complete "self" deletion. No more self. No more self? How could there be no more, there's always been a self, hasn't there? Well.. things are going to change... and they're going to stay that way for a long long long time. People rarely realize how short and temporary our current conscious existence is. Soon we'll be as conscious and organized as rocks.
|
|
pachi
from yo momma (United States) on 2004-04-28 15:33 [#01165208]
Points: 8984 Status: Lurker | Followup to virginpusher: #01165189
|
|
F'realz.
|
|
mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-04-28 15:34 [#01165212]
Points: 14294 Status: Lurker | Followup to w M w: #01165207
|
|
"there's always been a self, hasn't there?"
No.
|
|
epohs
from )C: on 2004-04-28 15:35 [#01165214]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker
|
|
dying's not all it's cracked up to be. trust me.
|
|
Doomed Puppy
from on and off and on and off and on 2004-04-28 15:35 [#01165215]
Points: 1818 Status: Addict | Followup to w M w: #01165207
|
|
Brain and body format= body format (remember)
|
|
w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-28 15:37 [#01165217]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker
|
|
ha ha!
So many baby turtles are gobbled by seaguls right after they're born. That's their life, that's all they experienced. They got a better feeling for the reality of the abruptness. Humans just dwell and dwell. Do you know how long one year is? I'm surprised that it can even be accurately measured it's so long. One day is long enough, but noooo, we have to live 70 odd years!
What the hell are we supposed to do during this glacial period of time? We're practically oak trees.
|
|
epohs
from )C: on 2004-04-28 15:37 [#01165219]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker
|
|
it's hard to remember, it's hard to remember we're alive for such a short time it's hard to remember, it's hard to remember to live before you die
|
|
recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2004-04-28 15:38 [#01165221]
Points: 40062 Status: Addict
|
|
death to the natives then.
|
|
w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-28 15:38 [#01165222]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker | Followup to mappatazee: #01165212
|
|
Don't use such a scientific paradigm, use your intuition and emotion and you might feel like there always was.
|
|
mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-04-28 15:38 [#01165223]
Points: 14294 Status: Lurker | Followup to epohs: #01165219
|
|
Is that some M. Mouse? I can't remember the song.
|
|
mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-04-28 15:40 [#01165226]
Points: 14294 Status: Lurker | Followup to w M w: #01165222
|
|
Just be glad you're not a tortoise.
|
|
w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-28 15:40 [#01165227]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker
|
|
intuition introspection
|
|
w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-28 15:41 [#01165228]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker
|
|
introspection egg custard
|
|
epohs
from )C: on 2004-04-28 15:42 [#01165231]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker | Followup to mappatazee: #01165223
|
|
yep.
moon & antarctica: lives
|
|
Doomed Puppy
from on and off and on and off and on 2004-04-28 15:43 [#01165232]
Points: 1818 Status: Addict
|
|
"What the hell are we supposed to do during this glacial period of time?"
We will dwell and then we will die (probably). Maybe manufactured or natural, chemical experiences is all we have.
|
|
-V-
from Ensenada Drive on 2004-04-28 15:43 [#01165234]
Points: 1452 Status: Lurker
|
|
C+ is average... I'd be happy with a C+... or maybe not. Life would be a whole lot better if one was allowed complete freedom in what they do. If I had it, I'd revert into a grotesque humanoid and wander the streets mumbling to myself and doing strange things - like talking to a pineapple or placing grass in detailed patterns along the sidewalk for no reason at all - and there would be no worries at all for me.
I think it's extremely sad that people are forced to worry about things like work and taxes when there's so little time to do everything they want to - and when they die, none of that will matter. I'm going to try everything I can to get out of that - I've already spent way too long working, doing things I don't like to do, doing the things I do like to do in the wrong way, and being frightened... By the time I die, most of my life will have been completely worthless to me if I don't fix it.
*dies*
|
|
Doomed Puppy
from on and off and on and off and on 2004-04-28 15:45 [#01165241]
Points: 1818 Status: Addict | Followup to -V-: #01165234
|
|
w M w's point is that there's too much time
|
|
w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-28 15:45 [#01165242]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker | Followup to Doomed Puppy: #01165232
|
|
Wha- huh? Hey, get off my computer and get back in my basement! I, qrter, have something special in mind for you for this little stunt.
|
|
Doomed Puppy
from on and off and on and off and on 2004-04-28 15:52 [#01165256]
Points: 1818 Status: Addict
|
|
"Hey, get off my computer and get back in my basement! I, qrter, have something special in mind for you for this little stunt."
You sound like a villain in a 60's comic book
|
|
DoctorMO
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-28 15:55 [#01165263]
Points: 99 Status: Regular
|
|
Oh life, you plague me so, so far I've worked out that life is pointless in obscurity so if you want a good reason to live it's to piss off as many people as you can by talking to pineapples and creating odd patterns with grass on the pavement.
Me I like to mess with peoples heads, even if they don't know it.
|
|
tragedy
from Gloucester (United States) on 2004-04-28 15:55 [#01165264]
Points: 4423 Status: Lurker
|
|
everyone should read exquisite corpse. i'm serious. do it.
|
|
-V-
from Ensenada Drive on 2004-04-28 15:56 [#01165266]
Points: 1452 Status: Lurker | Followup to Doomed Puppy: #01165241
|
|
I was under the impression his point was that due to the quality of life, it was too long - otherwise he would have had no reason to comment on the quality of it, if it would have been too long under any circumstances.
My idea was to try to improve the quality of it, since there's not much to do anyway, and really nothing to lose.
|
|
mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-04-28 15:56 [#01165268]
Points: 14294 Status: Lurker
|
|
I live in a pineapple castle.
|
|
qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-04-28 15:57 [#01165269]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to Doomed Puppy: #01165256
|
|
Ian's really losing it this time.
|
|
w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-28 16:02 [#01165279]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker | Followup to -V-: #01165234
|
|
Oh, don't worry, there's an afterlife! And if you promise to always do good things (like annually pay me 1/4 of your income, and allow me access to your toys and family's vergions) and never do bad things (like NOT annually pay me 1/4 of your income, and NOT allow me access to your toys and family's vergions) you'll get to talk to pineapples all... day... long... for eternity. That's a fact. It's written down in this bible here *scribbles down some words really quick and slaps a bind on it* so you can't deny it.
|
|
w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-28 16:04 [#01165280]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker
|
|
I spelled "vergions" very very wrong indeed.
|
|
epohs
from )C: on 2004-04-28 16:04 [#01165281]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker
|
|
if you ask me w M w needs to beam down from poshnu more often.
his posts are top notch.
|
|
Doomed Puppy
from on and off and on and off and on 2004-04-28 16:04 [#01165282]
Points: 1818 Status: Addict | Followup to qrter: #01165269
|
|
My substitute for social behaviour is a messageboard therefore I can not really judge w M w's state of mind....
|
|
-V-
from Ensenada Drive on 2004-04-28 16:11 [#01165298]
Points: 1452 Status: Lurker
|
|
*highlights his existence, presses delete*
|
|
Q4Z2X
on 2004-04-28 16:12 [#01165300]
Points: 5264 Status: Lurker
|
|
meh. we all might as well make the best of our existence, whatever that may be.
|
|
uzim
on 2004-04-28 16:22 [#01165319]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker
|
|
i like strawberries.
|
|
w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-28 16:32 [#01165329]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker | Followup to epohs: #01165281
|
|
:)
Yes some of us prefer talking to strawberries over pineapples I suppose. They don't understand as well but they always seem so... optimistic and happy.
|
|
elusive
from detroit (United States) on 2004-04-28 16:33 [#01165334]
Points: 18368 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag
|
|
i agree.
Being only 20 (1 week < 21) years old....
it is quite a mindfuck to realize that I am only 1/4 (~) done with my lifetime.
Everything has only amounted to 25%~
The other part of me jumps in and realizes that i only have 75%~ left!!! and then I am thrown into an anxiety attack
: /
|
|
epohs
from )C: on 2004-04-28 16:35 [#01165339]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker
|
|
life seems pretty short to me. especially since it's gonna be so boring when i'm done.
|
|
uzim
on 2004-04-28 16:39 [#01165347]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker
|
|
some people really imagine atrocious destinies for us after death... eternal things... suffering forever... or being under the commandment of god/divinities forever... and some people even seem to like such ideas o_O
some people can't also even think of a world without them (it seems very egoistic, but in a way it's understandable though)...
i prefer having a positive point of view and imagine marvellous new existences... well... i think i do - but not that i think of it, when i picture what my new life after death could be if i could choose it, new body, new personality etc., i often see myself in not-so-marvellous situations even if it always ends up good... hmm... i'm no psychologist at all but maybe these fantasm reveal things about me...
anyway - i don't know anything about it, but all these beliefs, myths, maybe facts who knows?... must be very interesting to analyze... ghosts, for example...
|
|
uzim
on 2004-04-28 16:41 [#01165350]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker
|
|
*now that i think of it
|
|
Messageboard index
|