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A strange breed: have you ever walked by a slotmachine in a hall or anywhere in a shopping-mall? In that case, you've probably encountered the "slot-machine watchers." While they seem like normal people with normal lives, they also live a second life where they spend all day standing by a slot-machine with a mcdonalds-cup with cola in it, watching strangers play, and giving them tips on what to do next. The slot-machine watchers never play the machines.. they just have INCREDIBLE knowledge of the inner workings of these machines, and are often considered good for luck. Theories about the origin of this special breed of person, are many. The most popular of these discusses whether or not the slot-machine watchers are or have been employed at companies that make slot-machines, and are prohibited by some rule to play them, which makes the pleasure of watching the machines work almost "forbidden." check out which I've never gotten feedback to. |
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I observed one some years ago while waiting for my train home. Apart from the mc donalds-cup with cola(he drank narvesen-coffee), your description was spot on. These people are a strange breed. Notice the similarity between the trainspotters and slotspotters. Can this be a new crossbreed? |
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possibly.. quite possibly. the "Trotspotter," a person who spots trains, using the windows as "slots," just because no-one is using the slotmachines nearby. I've also heard a rumour that the slotspotters migrate south during winter, and turns into so-called "Ibiza-Beachedwhales." |
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Fascinating creatures. But be warned: they are highly dangerous. If you anger them in any way (the easiest is to show them something of the colour green) they will fire a stream of coins from their eyesockets into your face. They also have AIDS. |
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I think you've got it mixed up. They shoot a stream of AIDS from their eyesockets into your face, and they've got coins. Also. What seems like overwheight, and would be on a normal person, is, on the slotspotters, food- and drink-reserves sown into the lining of their jackets + huge fat-reserves they can use while resting (usually when trains and slot machines are not around). No-one has ever witnessed the reproductive act of these fascinating creatures, but theories of replication and hostile takeover of a human body flourish in scientific-fora. |
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I'll definitely check this track out when I get home, I am very interested in hearing the music of slot-watchers |
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they are definately better than so-called "slut-watchers," but we won't go into detail about this particular sub-species right now. |
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ive heared that slot watchers are so obsessed with slots, its impossible to vapourize them in a sauna |
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that's one of the few theories that has been proven true. When asked this question, professor John Irving of University of Svalbard said: "It's true." They are also immune to the so-called "intervapoural contact" that can occur when vapourists materialize near tea-drinkers. This is simply because slot-watchers don't drink tea. |
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THIS JUST IN: caught on tape! |
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