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offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-04-20 17:22 [#01153141]
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European invasion!


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-04-20 17:24 [#01153143]
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Raccoons released by Hermann Goering in Germany in 1934
to "enrich the Reich's fauna"


My GAWD nazis was toopid.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-04-20 17:48 [#01153181]
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Raccoons released by Hermann Goering in Germany in 1934 to
"enrich the Reich's fauna" are threatening to succeed where
their Nazi benefactors failed by conquering Europe.

They have become so successful that German authorities
revealed this week that raccoon numbers are now at record
levels - with more than a million in Germany alone.

In neighbouring Austria the first raccoons have also been
spotted and info leaflets have been dispatched warning
people against feeding or encouraging the North American
natives.

Plans are being discussed to employ "raccoon hunters" to try
and reduce the scale of the problem and put a bounty on
raccoon pelts.

The first pair of raccoons were released at Kassel, in the
wooded hill country north of Frankfurt, where there are now
100 raccoons per square kilometre - the same density as
North America.

Residential homes in Kassel resemble fortresses with mesh
wire covering all openings and spikes defending drainpipes
and gutters. Rubbish bins are secured with bungee cords or
padlocks.

Kassel has hired an animal control officer whose sole duty
is to patrol the streets in search of raccoons and answer
residents' appeals for help.

The city has even paid zoologists from a nearby university
to tag and study raccoons in a bid to determine the scope of
the problem.

"Kassel is definitely the raccoon capital of Europe," says
Ulf Hohmann, head of the raccoon study project. "I'd say 50%
of the residents here have had close encounters with
raccoons, some of them on a repeated or even regular basis.

"Our job is to educate the public about these marvellous
animals as we study their true impact on the European
environment."



 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-04-20 19:12 [#01153289]
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Seriously now, wtf?


 

offline 3051 from Vietnam on 2004-04-20 20:30 [#01153356]
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The first pair of raccoons were released at Kassel, in the
wooded hill country north of Frankfurt, where there are now
100 raccoons per square kilometre - the same density as
North America.


 

offline DoctorMO from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-20 20:34 [#01153358]
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hey what about all the humans we released in north america,
there a real environmental disaster.

I can't wait until the puma population in the UK reaches 100
per Sq.Km :-D

-- DoctorMO --


 


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