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Woman gives birth to banana
 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2004-04-19 14:00 [#01150776]
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No shit!

News Just in from Reuters.

A 29 year old Malaysian woman stunned scientists when
she appeared to give birth to a banana. More on that story
later



 

offline optimus prime on 2004-04-19 14:01 [#01150780]
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WOW.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2004-04-19 14:02 [#01150783]
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a would have believed a monkey, a banana no :(


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-04-19 14:04 [#01150787]
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janet ellis gave birth to a grapefruit


 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2004-04-19 14:06 [#01150788]
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i take it that its a boy?

;)


 

offline PigeonSt from Detroit on 2004-04-19 14:08 [#01150791]
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she probably just lost it up there


 

offline X-tomatic from ze war room on 2004-04-19 14:08 [#01150793]
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How many hours after insertion?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-04-19 14:10 [#01150798]
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she appeared to give birth to a child a child,
damn those typos.


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2004-04-19 14:21 [#01150820]
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appeared?
damn those typos.

hi carl
*runs*


 

offline X-tomatic from ze war room on 2004-04-19 14:29 [#01150835]
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appearred in his case even :p


 

offline 3051 from Vietnam on 2004-04-19 14:33 [#01150842]
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I have covered it. Don't worry.


 

offline Peter File from the future!!! Ooooh chase me! on 2004-04-19 14:35 [#01150853]
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About 9 months, don't you know nuffink, duh


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2004-04-19 14:36 [#01150856]
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ooh boy, i thought i'd bring it subtle, and there mr. X
comes and points it out! ;)

you can get killed for stuff like this man! carl's a nutter!
:P


 

offline X-tomatic from ze war room on 2004-04-19 14:37 [#01150859]
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correct


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-04-19 14:39 [#01150865]
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this thread boggles the mind.


 

offline X-tomatic from ze war room on 2004-04-19 14:42 [#01150869]
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Don't worry, we both wear sunglasses ;)


 

offline 3051 from Vietnam on 2004-04-19 14:42 [#01150870]
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There is a pregnant woman downstairs. I heard a baby-cry.
I hope nothing bad happened. It is not even close to 9
months.


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-19 14:45 [#01150874]
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Did you say penguin woman?


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2004-04-19 14:55 [#01150898]
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mmm banananaaananananas


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2004-04-19 14:56 [#01150900]
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they're food


 

offline X-tomatic from ze war room on 2004-04-19 15:05 [#01150907]
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If you put food in your ears you will be doof


 

offline 3051 from Vietnam on 2004-04-19 15:17 [#01150933]
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First we look like paramecium, then like volvoks, after that
like a fish, then like a chicken, then like a pig and then
like banana.

Was it banana with tail or without ?


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2004-04-19 15:19 [#01150936]
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Hey,

i thought i would ask if this is worksafe before i open it
because women birthing bananas sounds non-worksafe.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-04-19 15:22 [#01150947]
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it's worksafe.

..

..or IS IT!?!

..

I guess you'll never know..


 


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