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offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-04-15 14:01 [#01144526]
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Nerds and Geeks by M. Leo Cooper

A common complaint of women is that there are so few
available "good" men out there, that all the desirable men
have already been taken. Overlooked as potential lovers and
husbands are the "nerds" and "geeks", the clumsy and
socially inept males.

Nerds and geeks are oftentimes gentle and caring persons -
they are just not quite able to express it. The question is
whether they are worth the investment in time and effort to
educate them in the social niceties.

Consider that teaching a nerdy boyfriend social skills is
really not all that big a deal. Compare that with trying to
"reform" a predator/victimizer, not only a futile effort,
but possibly a dangerous one as well.

A nerd can, with a little effort, become a skillful lover,
even a devoted and loving husband. His earning potential
will be far greater than those insensitive louts you have
been wasting your time on. He will share your passions for
the finer things in life, good music, literature, and the
arts. He will be an intelligent conversation partner. Even
in his present unfinished state, he shows the potential of
becoming your soulmate.

So, where can you meet the "geek of your dreams"?
Computer-oriented groups are a good place to start, and who
knows, you might just discover an aptitude for programming
(it's almost as much fun as kinky sex). Perhaps you can
develop a passion for astronomy or microbiology. Plenty of
nerds in those fields.

The key is to discard phony cultural stereotypes and to give
up your romantic illusions. Happiness often lies in the
direction you least expect.

http://personal.riverusers.com/~thegrendel/nerds.html

For the men, I also recommend you to read:

HOW-2 Meet Women
The Shy Man's Guide To Relationships

by Cartaphilus

http://personal.riverusers.com/~thegrendel/titlepg.html


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-04-15 14:03 [#01144528]
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are there any about why women should bother liking fat men


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-04-15 14:03 [#01144529]
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Did you stumble upon this site searching for "fancy
graphics"?


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-04-15 14:05 [#01144531]
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I actually googled 'nerds and geeks' (without the '')-
I find this text really inspireing and I now know what
to do for my FLASH-project...


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-04-15 14:06 [#01144533]
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seriously i'm out on a line here

:(


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-04-15 14:10 [#01144537]
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Are you a nerd? If not, perhaps you should considering
becoming one?

Nerds are rampant sex machines…
By Tim Richardson
Published Wednesday 18th April 2001 11:59 GMT


"Adult male nerds have sex more often than ordinary American
blokes according to IT recruitment site JustTechJobs.com.

Following a survey of more than 7,500 male nerds it
concluded that this often-maligned group has sex 108 times a
year compared to the average of just 79 times."

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/04/18/nerds_are_rampant...


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2004-04-15 14:10 [#01144538]
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I bite the heads off of chickens and am a small humanoid
creature looking comically angry, like a thin, cross,
Chester A. Arthur.


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-04-15 14:10 [#01144539]
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Roast Beef is my idol.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-04-15 14:13 [#01144542]
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aw... how cute :)


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-04-15 14:15 [#01144547]
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i don't need help with my personality i need help with the
fact that i am overweight

girls don't like me :(


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-04-15 14:17 [#01144552]
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Learn from beef man, learn from beef. Java is your solution.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2004-04-15 14:17 [#01144553]
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being 5'10" and weighing 320lbs isnt that bad


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-04-15 14:18 [#01144556]
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I went on a salad-only diet for 6 months, lost about 4
stone, and it still didn't make a shred of difference until
i found someone who i actually connected with.
Alternatively, rape may be your solution.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-04-15 14:19 [#01144557]
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I am a rawfoodist... eating mostly raw fruit / vegetables.
Greatest diet there is. Been doing it for 1.5 years now.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-04-15 14:19 [#01144558]
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girrls don't like me and i'm not fat.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-04-15 14:20 [#01144559]
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hahahah sick fuck


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-04-15 14:21 [#01144561]
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you'rre one of them 'i only eat veg and so you must
only eat veg' people, ain't ya?


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-04-15 14:23 [#01144562]
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i don't weigh THAT much


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-04-15 14:26 [#01144569]
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nah I'm not. I eat what I eat, and I know why I eat what I
eat.
Most people don't know why they eat what they eat (besides,
maybe cause they eat it 'for fun' or they eat what they've
been eating since their parents gave that food to them)...
Anyway. All I can do is give advice, based on (mainly) my
own experiences (and facts).


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-04-15 14:27 [#01144572]
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but we're getting off-topic here!
This is about NERDs and GEEKs!


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-04-15 14:52 [#01144633]
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Go on the Atkin's Diet.



 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-04-15 14:55 [#01144643]
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come on! let's keep it ontopic.
What about the nerdy/geeky discussion I was expecting?
I thought this was a topic for everyone. well, mostly.


 

offline Empiricus from South Carolina (United States) on 2004-04-15 20:33 [#01145122]
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It has recently been discovered (scientifically) that
women who are on birth control tend to choose aggressive
mates who treat them badly because of the hormones present
in the medication. Off of birth control, women tend to
choose men who would make better long-term mates and are
more family/children oriented.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2004-04-16 01:04 [#01145259]
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Ha ha, this is covered in one of Scott Adam's (Dilbert
Cartoonist) business books. It says that geeks are not
"dating" (read, "screwing around") material, but ideal for
marriage.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-04-16 04:51 [#01145415]
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hey hey hormones!
got any URL or anything to an article or something on that?


 

offline xceque on 2004-04-16 05:40 [#01145461]
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wow, that article is really insulting.
"The question is whether they are worth the investment in
time and effort to educate them in the social niceties
"
Maybe a change in attitute of the woman (since this article
assumes nerds to be exclusively male) is required, rather
than reforming the nerd in her ideal image. sheesh.

ok, ok, i'm not feeling well.


 

offline stilaktive from a place on 2004-04-16 05:41 [#01145462]
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www.threebrain.com?


 


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