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apart from santa, the easter bunny etc... |
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the people were created equal |
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that if you sit too close to the TV i'd need glasses if i pull a weird face and the wind changed, it'd stay that way |
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and that masterbation makes you blind |
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THAT THEY WOULD LOVE ME FOREVER!!!!!! 8..( |
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that hope love and bla bla bla existed and that they have "ordered" me to france cos sex its not a word for them |
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They told me I was born human |
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That my pet egg went on holiday, when in fact it went in the bin after rotting slowly for 4 months. Sadly, i'm not making that up. |
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i was going to say "i love you" but i guess evolume's got that covered so uh yeah |
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That if I didn't wat m vegetables I wouldn't grow up to be abig strong boy. HA! |
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that's ok though mate, you've got a squirrel to love you now :p |
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lol osc... ...stuff like babiez are not born but brought by a stork! lol |
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that my aunt cut off half of herr tongue because she put herr knife in herr mouth. |
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That whole Jesus shit. "Mommy, if Jesus wasn;t killed, would he still be alive today?" "Yes Philip, he would be." |
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that coca-cola was 'black beer'. my brother and i believed that for a loooong time, right up until our cousin one day blurted out, that's not black beer...that's COKE!!" and the game was up for my parents. |
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If the head lice shampoo got in my eyes I would die. |
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they told me bleach tasted good, that draino is a kind of shampoo, that playing in the subway is fun and that jumping off a bridge in the water near rocks is the best way to do it i think they never reached their goals |
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When that stuff was on me I was petrified. I'm surprised my mom didn't try that more often... "Ross, if you don't eat your rice you will die." I hated rice. |
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*Correction: I hate rice. |
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That all the bits of wreckage I found on the beach was, "a bit of the Titanic, washed up." |
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spinat enthält ne menge eisen. |
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They never did drugs HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE BIGGEST LIE! 70's teenagers = copious amounts of drugs |
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also smokings bad for you... shit. |
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my father fooled me and sayd that it tasted good to lick on freezed streetlights... so i got stucked and cryed.. and my mother and father had a good laugh ! bastards.. i got a new toy after that HAaha. and when i was very little i guess i asked how people came to the world.. my mother said that the woman gave birth to the children.. but.. i guess she didnt wanna say that they came out of the cunt.. so she said ass LOL! i think i have found out the truth about it now! hopefully |
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lol @ the lamp post story |
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my dad's a fucking asshole ! it's funny how i have realized that by the years.. i have to little brothers thou.. they still need to learn >=) |
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the ass??? oh my god! luckyly i was a witness of my little sisters birth when i was 6, and saw where it all came out... :) |
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mt parents told me if i don't read when i go to sleep a monster is going to open my window craw in slice my neck |
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im gonna tell my kids to only use the tv remote with your feet off the floor or else you will get electrocuted :D |
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hehe ive told my son that if he is naughty he gets sent to a place where he will be turned in to a donkey |
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this thread has made me start thinking allot about what i will tell and how i will raise my future kids... i think im going to "at least try" to be as honest as possible.. i think im gonna do the freezed streetlight joke anyway =D |
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i'm gonna tell my kids to stay away priests and old men |
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who the hell is that ugly fucker staring at me when i enter the forum? |
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keep blinking your eyes and you'll see |
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two halves of ae |
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It looks like William Hague and Penelope cruz on smak |
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my folks said that christmas was for foreigners and that good little boys should get back down the cellar and catch some more darned mouse! |
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My mum used to tell me that thunder was the Mr Men playing football and Mr Bump was bumping into the goal posts =o) And she told be that the steel works was a cloud factory |
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That injesting LSD was fun for a 2 year old. |
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That eating your crusts made your hair curly. I didn't want that, so I never ate them. Now look at me. President Curl of Curl City. I should have ate the motherfucking crusts. |
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that if i hear nosies like "ohhhh, awwww, yeahhhh, give it to me daddy, ohh yes" that i should go back to sleep and saying nothing |
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Crusts of bread? |
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No, crusts of pond |
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I've told my son that if he grasses daddy up to the police I'll cut his fucking head off just like the lady did to the fat jap in kill bill. |
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ecnadnairb: Father of the Year. |
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didnt key_secret ones set up a thread like this? |
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pff lee paid everybody on the judges panel $1000 to win |
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I had an Uncle who told me he was infact a robot and then he took out his glass eye haha! That scared the shit outa me. |
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AWSOME!!! |
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I got up to go to the toilet one night, everyone was in bed, and I realised that my hamter had died. I never like it cause the little fucker kept biting me all the time, so I left it where it was, went to the loo and back to bed. I woke up in the morning, and the lid was off one of his pods (It was one of those plastic maze type cages) and the MC (as in MC Hamster...get it...that was his name !) was gone. I was truley puzzled over this, I mean my dead hamster had vanished! I asked my mum where MC was, and she said "What do you mean? Aaaawwww he's run away ! I'm sure he'll come back" My mum thought I'd be gutted so tried to cover it up, so I pretended to be upset for ages so my mum would keep bying me sweets and taking me out to cheer me up =oD I only told her a year or two ago that I'd already seen him dead |
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