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at around 0:58 in "Come to Daddy" Gollum makes his IDM debut proclaiming "-come to mummy!!-" |
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shot down |
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wut |
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Alexander went on to name his horse , which means Oxhead, as the horse had a rather sizeable head. Horsefactory, any plans for bringing this to the production line? |
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'twas worth a try =) |
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A horse with a resizeable head you say? Interesting.. yes, the head will be resized by a simple vocal recognition system wherein the user shouts "SIZE" followed by an object that they would like the creature's head to take the size of. Production will begin next month. SIZE BASKETBALL! |
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wonderful! I'll take five. ..and a cherry. |
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Okay, but remember, you need to say "SIZE" before the object, so in this case you mean "SIZE CHERRY". Why you would want a horse with a head the size of a cherry escapes me, but hey, whatever floats your boat. |
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"Why you would want a horse with a head the size of a cherry escapes me" YOU'LL SEE! YOU'LL ALL SEE! ONE DAY, I'LL SHOW YOU! |
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SIZE DONKEY Can you imagine a horse with a donkey sized head? That'd be sweet! |
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SIZE JUPITER Now cover your ears for the loudest "Neigh" ever. |
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youre too old let go, its over, nobody listens to techno |
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SIZE THEDOTINTHELOWERLEFTCORNER! (I SAID I'D SHOW YOU!) |
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SIZE ATOM but where would be its brains? |
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I'm sure horsefactory would implement a system whereby it's brainfunctioning could be compacted into a quantum computer using the spin of that individual atom, thereby greaty increasing the horses intelligence to 'genius' |
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Increasing the horses intelligence? Horses are the most intelligent of animals. They even use forks when eating! GAWK GAWK GAWK! |
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ah yes intersting! in this way an atom could be as functional as an actual head. real nature can be so redundant: why use this amount of molecules if you can fit it into an atom? |
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I once had an atom... but then it got lost, and now I can't find it. Strange.. you'd think i'd be able to find such a rare object... |
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I hear it! |
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i dont think atoms are that rare, are they? ...come to think of it (tangentially); my posts should finish with a question while i have this avatar it somehow seems to work...or doesnt it? |
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SIZE BLACK HOLE Therefore ending all existence on earth. THE END! |
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ah. you don't get the gravitational pull or the volume of a black hole, you just get the size of it. therefore, SIZE UNIVERSE PLUS A POKEMON is bigger. |
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But what is the size of a black hole? I was under the impression that they were an infinite size and not restricted by the common laws of physics. |
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nah. Jupiter is bigger than an ordinary black hole, I think. But a black hole will tear jupiter apart nontheless... but that's only because of the gravitational pull of it. |
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Ah right. I blame John Carpenter for my misunderstanding. SIZE JORDAN'S KNOCKERS WINNER! |
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damn! |
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if you drive your car at exactly the light speed youll get an infinite mass. you and your car will collapse, and the universe will fall into your car. as a result, the universe will get the shape of a donut |
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Which car did you do that in? I want one! |
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that is of course, an infinitely large donut because the edge moves away with c and the universe collapeses with c too so itll be the spaciest donut ever |
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a car with an infinitely small mass oh no this new discovery means that even fotons can create black holes!! EVERYONE TURN OFF THE LIGHTS!! |
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A micro machine then yeah? I've still got some at home. I never realised they could do this kind of thing. Hot wheels leadin' the waaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!! |
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size popeye |
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Ha ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga ! |
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random!!! |
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where is that lazy avatar button? |
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its on your pc looks like a circle with a line tru it see? |
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"I will kill ya family!" |
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