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site. After looking around for a bit I became bummed out. Why do people feel the need to be so trashy. What the fuck is with those awful awful hats? Why doesnt someone tell these people to buy a mirror? WTF??? I am sorry for all of you that have to put up with such garbage. |
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im sure nigel and qrter are wearing those |
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I have to deal with these suckers every weekday (at least) when I go into town on my lunchbreak. I hate them, but it still makes me laugh. |
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I think qrter really pulls it off though |
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You just found the site even though the web site is named at the bottom on the pictures giginger posted. Also Anus made a topic about this site just the other week. :D |
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hah! I meant recently found. :p silly lee! |
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id hit it |
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I live in a town that is full of chavscum this is chav HQ nobody has a name you are known as oooo dick you lookin at ma mrs an nat ..... ye rat..... |
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Chavs? Scallies? How do English people come up with these terms? It's like sometimes when I read dobbin's posts or eccy's and there's all these nonsense words like reading Clockwork Orange for the first time, right right right me little scallies? |
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I get that when I read Ophecks' posts. |
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Hahahha listen to warpphex.. he knows the score. NORFAAMPTON |
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The temptation to reply: "Not your fucking ugly girlfriend that's for sure. Shit, I wouldn't look at her if I was gagging for a shag and it was a choice between her and Thora Hird!" is only outweighed by my will to live. |
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It's always fun when they're just teenage chavs who just think they're rock and you can get away with saying stuff like that. My personal favourite was, "Listen to your little tart of a girlfriend, I'm not worth it, now fuck off home." |
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Nice. Unfortunately they use safety in numbers where I live. If they're by themselves then I'd say it but they amass in such great numbers that I'd get the shit kicked out of me :( My mate was leaning against some shitty Nova the other week when some twat came out and started shouting at him to get off his car. My mate apologised and said there was no harm done. "It's a Performance vehicle and I don't want cunts like you leaning on it!" My mate just said: "Get in your car and Fuck off" Bloke wasn't having it. Started squaring up. "Get in your car and Fuck off" my mate said again without having moved a muscle from where he was standing. Bloke got in his car and stalled it trying to drive off quickly. BAM! RESULT! |
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Hahahaha! :D |
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I wish I lived in britain so I could partake in the crazy antics |
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No you don't |
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Live in Dubai during the summer. Then you'll have some fun. |
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NO ! |
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No you don't |
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i found that site yesterday. It makes me so angry. I HATE THOSE PEOPLE |
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It's a shame, no one listens to lurkers I posted that link months ago ;P |
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Yes, they rely on that too here. However, the hard man feeling that being in a group of twenty gives them seems to last for some time after they have split from the pack and they still think they're invincible when it's just one or two of them. My "limit" is four of them (if I'm on my own), any more than that and I'll go out of my way to avoid them. A few years back one of my brother's mates got set upon by about fifteen of them (with bits of wood and stuff) once and ended up in hospital. Brilliantly, whilst recieving the kicking he looked as many of them in the face as possible and then when he recovered, made a point of decking those responsible. When he caught even say three of them together when he was driving somewhere, he'd just pull over a discreet distance away and then go and kick them in him. Pretty juvenile, but he didn't get any trouble from them after that. |
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GAME ON! |
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hahahahahaha! BAM! |
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Fortunately, the ones old enough to be hard here tend not to hang around in gangs (apart from the boy racers who aside from being a nuisance, never go more than about 10 foot from the car, so they're nothing to worry about: unless you're on the road) and usually don't look for trouble unless they've been drinking or are on drugs. |
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I was in Northampton on the weekend and can confirm that it has a good share of Britain's chavs. Vile, vile people. |
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Oh yeah, and so does Bazza, eh JC? |
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They hang around near KFC in dunstable. Fucking sweet! |
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Yep, certain parts of the Island and Gibbonsdown are a bit of a no go area on Friday and Saturday nights, as eXXailon will confirm (we took him over there when he was down this weekend). |
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Don't forget the ole Berty - Bassett! |
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I am now about to venture into the glorious Northampton Town Centre where I will no doubt encounter many of these awesome creatures. Actually I might start bringing my camera in and taking sly photos of them, posting the results in this thread. Goal! |
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What the fuck is a Chav / Scallie? Why are they called what they are called? |
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I've died and gone to scally heaven! |
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They should all be driven into the Market Square and run over in their suped-up Novas one by one. |
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Scally (takes a minute to load). |
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Presently there seems to be a larger amount of "skater" chavs than the more common "sportswear" chavs in Northampton (outside KFC). Not much difference between the two breeds really, apart from the clothes (ridiculously baggy jeans and slipknot tshirts) and the fact that instead of driving a Nova they all have some £5 skateboard on which they spend their day trying to do an olly, or failing that, stand up on it. If you managed to get to the top of the highstreet (kfc/spinadisc) then you will probably know what I mean. |
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This sounds a lot like what we call "drittunger" and "rånere." They hang out outside the local Spar and random road-crosses. When they feel the urge to DO something, they take a drive on their scooter, in their friends car (not old enough to drive themselves, yet ('cept for scooter)), or they attempt or fail, as you say, ollies on skateboards. |
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Skateboarders in my experience are usually ok some can be dicks but its the baseball cap wearing tracky mofos that create the most ill feeling. |
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There are scooter gadgees (chavs) where I stay. They make the most ridiculous mods to their scooters such as cutting holes in the exhausts to get that "loud as fuck" sound even when they are struggling to top 30mph going down hill. Also a favorite are neon lights on the bottom which I am assured look "smart as fuck n' that". They hang about up at the local Spar looking like the prepubescant Hell's Angels. |
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Shit! I forgot about the ridiculous light attachments they make to things. Lights underneath a 10 year old Vauxhall Cavalier. The latest one seems to be small LEDs in the screen washer bits. Looks hilarious! |
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Those washer lights are best when they're blue and you glace in the mirror at night, assume it's the cops and slow down a bit. Invariably it's a chavmobile and they're so enraged by you dropping to within 5 miles of the speed limit that they almost rear end you, before either tailgating you or attempting dangerous overtaking manouvers :) |
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Ahhh man reading this thread is unbelievable!! This bread of human excists ALLL over the world!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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I love pissing them off by slowing down. They try to overtake and their little Nova can't quite manage it. Probably because I've slipped into 3rd gear and blast away. I don't even have a powerful car. It's a 1.3 Toyotal Corolla H Reg! One day I hope to make one of them crash. |
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Neighbours from Hell = CHAVS ON TV! |
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He he, once I was over one of the boy racer's car parks at night (just to take some pics for a project) and I accidentally knocked my headlights with the crooklock whilst getting in. It flashed the lights at them, so of course, when I pulled out of the car park, I was followed by 2 cars full of chavs eager for a race along the causeway. The only thing to bear in mind if you're going to do the old, "slow down, then match their speed as they try to overtake" trick, is that if you make them have a head-on, it's going to be innocent people in the car in their lane. |
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Yeah, I noticed the Sk8r Bois and their silly little girls hang around at the top there by Spinadisc. Every time I go to that shop I'm tempted to give them all a slap as I walk past. When I was their age I used to dress in music Ts and all that but it seems to have gone to a whole new level now. Annihilation is the only answer. Speaking of the other end of the spectrum; I went to Fat Cats for lunch and it was full of 17/18 year old rich kids with those semi-mullet haircuts and trucker caps. I think they are even more deserving of our contempt. |
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nice hat |
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btw.... wtf is a scallie |
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