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offline Ganymede from Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius on 2004-04-11 20:39 [#01138782]
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Marketing gimmicks just keep getting weirder and
weirder...

Exhibit A


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2004-04-11 20:49 [#01138788]
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he would wip it out, I told him he was a sorry excuse for a
subservient chicken


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2004-04-11 20:49 [#01138789]
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wouldn't*


 

offline Frag from New Jersey (United States) on 2004-04-11 20:50 [#01138790]
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tell him to die, or fart in a jar. those are good.


 

offline Ganymede from Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius on 2004-04-11 20:51 [#01138791]
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Tell him to go fuck himself, or to get naked.


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2004-04-11 21:09 [#01138798]
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Tell him to "make me a sandwich"


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-04-11 21:34 [#01138814]
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I typed in "make fuckwagon a sandwich" and he just seemed
confused, even for a chicken.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-04-11 21:39 [#01138818]
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Apparently he doesn't know how to put three canned hams in a
bank vault either. He became quite agitated.


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2004-04-11 21:42 [#01138819]
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goddam chicken


 

offline KainiIndustries from over the roof floats billy on 2004-04-11 21:57 [#01138824]
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telling him to act like a dog is quite amusing.

'have a wank' is quite disappointing though


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-12 07:39 [#01139070]
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I tried it earlier and didn't understand or have patience to
see what the hell it was about. Maybe you need dsl. He just
walked around randomly it seemed 1 frame per second on dial
up.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-12 09:24 [#01139197]
Points: 14867 Status: Regular



This is great! He can even do "IDM". If you put it in, he
just stands there, being all intelligent. Wow!


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2004-04-12 09:26 [#01139200]
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hahah best chicken eva !


 

offline Ganymede from Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius on 2004-04-12 09:31 [#01139203]
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Try telling him to dance, tapdance, riverdance, do yoga, or
vogue.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2004-04-12 09:43 [#01139235]
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HONESTLY:
what the fcuk is this ?

no life maybe ? is chicken on here 24/7


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2004-04-12 10:04 [#01139263]
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what!!!???

this scares the hell out of me!


 

offline essell from middlesborough (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-12 10:10 [#01139266]
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mentioning the word "monkey" is good :)


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2004-04-12 10:10 [#01139267]
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be a man right said fred


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2004-04-12 10:11 [#01139268]
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ahaha 'acrobat'


 

offline Sepix from Major City (Austria) on 2004-05-14 06:37 [#01187785]
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WALK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2004-05-14 06:39 [#01187787]
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tell him to chop off his head so we can see how much blood
is actually involved


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-05-14 06:42 [#01187795]
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Its not a live feed is it?


 

offline Sepix from Major City (Austria) on 2004-05-14 06:43 [#01187798]
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MOONWALK

ahahahahaha


 

offline Sepix from Major City (Austria) on 2004-05-14 06:53 [#01187836]
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POGO :)


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-05-14 06:55 [#01187843]
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That is a fucking stupid advertising gimmick though.
The fanta shokata was much better. If we had fanta here, I'd
buy that shit.


 

offline Sepix from Major City (Austria) on 2004-05-14 07:00 [#01187853]
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HELICOPTER

ROCK N ROLL

BOOGIE

TWIST

DO THE WHOPPER


 


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