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"Now, Beakie, we'll just flip this switch and 60,000 refreshing volts of electricity will surge through your body. Ready?" *reads "Quantum Physics: 101 Easy Microwave Recipes" |
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fuckin el!! is he not on? How did i miss him? this thread will now become a dolphins blow hole |
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Captain Golf |
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Meep meep meep meep!! Meep meep meep!! |
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Isn't captain golf from: love boat? |
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replace the cat in your av with captain golf!! |
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Meep meep!! Meep. Meep! |
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why yes qrter horsefactory should make the necessary changes!! |
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Meep. |
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can i join in? |
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please do! |
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bork! bork! bork! |
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best thread ever. |
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Ask Dr Honeydew Dear Dr. Honeydew, What is the future of DVD technology? -Kenneth from Haifa, Israel Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: The future of DVD is wide open. I should clarify for our readers that while we in the scientific community abbreviate the name as DVD, you should know that the DVD of which we speak stands for Dick Van Dyke. Dick Van Dyke is an all-time favorite of everyone here at Muppet Labs, so we think that he will be tripping over the ottoman for years to come. Many have asked us if DVD will be more popular than laserdiscs. We cannot answer that question because it is unfair to compare a talented comic actor like DVD with a video software medium. |
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Dear Dr. Honeydew, Can Beaker's head fit into a test tube? I'm so glad you asked me that question! To answer it, I've been pondering that very same inquiry for years, but not that you posed the question, I have done some research. I can assure you that with some effort and the assistance of a local anesthetic, Beaker's head can indeed fit into a test tube. But, keep in mind that we here at Muppet Labs are trained professionals and we do not encourage anyone to duplicate the experiment at home. Our next question: Can Beaker's head be removed from a test tube? |
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Doesnt seem like he'd be the type of muppet to get into "ass-eating" porn after his comedy gig fails miserably? I mean, come on, look at the list of things he never leaves home without. |
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Dear Dr. Honeydew, What is the origin of the rubber chicken? -Fozzie, Wocka Wocka, Washington Like most organisms, the rubber chicken evolved from other organisms. Millions of years ago, the rubber protozoa emerged from the primordial ooze and began its long process of evolving into the rubber chicken that we know and love. First, there was the rubber horned toad, and then came the rubber pterodactyl. Of course, natural selection played its part - that's why we don't see a lot of other rubber animals in novelty stores. The rubber elephants were too large. The rubber paramecium were too small. It's survival of the fittest - and the fittest was the rubber chicken. Now, what makes a rubber chicken funny? That's another question for another day. |
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please change you avatar to be fozzy. you may change back after a week or two |
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"Wocka! Wocka!" |
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very GOOD!! |
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yay! |
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oooooooh dear. |
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yesSIR!! |
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*holds his silly little hat on his head with one hand, and proceeds to lick brown eye* |
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hahaah perfect! |
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haha, fozzie looks like some perverted hobo stalker! |
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I always thought of fozzie as a penitent recovering alcoholic who uses humour as his defence mechanism. |
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when that little guy would say his name in that funny voice like "beaker" it sounds like he's saying "meeeeker" |
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