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sneakattack
on 2004-04-03 07:47 [#01131040]
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Recent discussions and ruminations regarding crap/nonsense topics has cast my discerning attention upon our favorite creative tweaking of the senses: sound.
I mean, really, music is just a bunch of permutated air pressure oscillations: why should it move us so much? Why should we pay attention to this crappery? Are so frail and simple that the aforementioned undulations can _really_ and--more importantly--plausibly affect me?
So I assert: all music is nonsense, we don't need any of it. I ask you all to consider cessation of all acts of both composition and appreciation.
A quick logic check will indicate that, by extension, all forms of 'art' (another elaborate synonym for nonsense!) are unnecessary, and hence I request you remove these to from your life.
So, sell your collection, delete MAX from your computer, and, in a moment of zen, kill yourself, aware of the fact that it is all pointless anyway. Also in your moment of zen, realize that "I'm glad it's friday" is a matter of true pertinence to everything, whereas "craziest thread ever" most definitely is _not_, for reason sublimely surpassing arbitrary folly.
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Clic
on 2004-04-03 07:50 [#01131041]
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Well, certainly these guys aren't nonsensical.
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-crazone
from smashing acid over and over on 2004-04-03 08:01 [#01131049]
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maybe for you music is nonsense
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2004-04-03 08:07 [#01131055]
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Friend, I cannot understand your post, for it is composed of an arbitrary arrangement of letters and punctuatoin.
Furthermore, I do not understand this post I am writing - there is truly no "I" to be found in the chaotic tangle of nerves and muscles by which the illusion of fleetmouse is perpetuated.
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sneakattack
on 2004-04-03 08:09 [#01131057]
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Dearest fleetmouse, My apologies for assuming such a pretentious writing style. It was done to highlight the fact that the entire post is a satire; the target of the analogy is made clear in the first and last paragraphs.
take care
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2004-04-03 08:11 [#01131058]
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I'm just having fun you big silly!
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sneakattack
on 2004-04-03 08:16 [#01131062]
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I'm about to go have fun haggling down the price of a laptop hard drive. Mine just chose to have a reading head death... I did see your true intent and enjoyed the second paragraph of your initial post greatly--please accept my apologies for writing a stupid post with the selfish aim of thread bumping. I most definitely enjoyed the joke on my joke, silly!
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uzim
on 2004-04-03 09:51 [#01131115]
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scientific people scare me. °_°
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nacmat
on 2004-04-03 09:58 [#01131118]
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NO
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2004-04-03 10:00 [#01131119]
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I don't know why I like music. Or why I like this music more than that music, yet somebody else feels differently. Not even gonna bother trying to understand, or explain, it's useless and nobody will ever know except God and his little brother Jesus. The goo within our own respective skulls is the only thing that really matters when it comes to this stuff. No human will ever understand that goo.
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glasse
from Harrisburg (United States) on 2004-04-03 11:22 [#01131228]
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Looks like what you have done is made a well reasoned argument for an unseen spiritual dimension to reality that is that way because it was designed that way ;)
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Sempoo
from Barlinek (Pluto) on 2004-04-03 11:26 [#01131234]
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Harmony of sounds is immanent attribute of human's way of hearing.
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drummond
from coffee, ahh, a burger, ahh on 2004-04-03 11:33 [#01131248]
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some questions are best left unanswered
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-04-03 11:50 [#01131261]
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ofcourse art is nonsense. ofcoure it is unnecessarry.
that's what so great about it. it serves no purpose but itself.
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pachi
from yo momma (United States) on 2004-04-03 11:57 [#01131267]
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No doubt yo.
I'm in ;)
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X-tomatic
from ze war room on 2004-04-03 13:18 [#01131326]
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This thread is full of shit.
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2004-04-03 13:28 [#01131331]
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Did I ever show you my piece of burnt toast with an image of Benny Hinn miraculously scorched into it?
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2004-04-03 13:29 [#01131333]
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Never mind, I ate it.
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Q4Z2X
on 2004-04-03 13:32 [#01131335]
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It is an auditory expression of intangible emotion.
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hyakusen
from 8=============> on 2004-04-03 13:37 [#01131337]
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now im quite happy that i dont understand too much of the advanced english language - i dont need to read that sad theory.
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Q4Z2X
on 2004-04-03 13:40 [#01131339]
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how do you know it's a "sad theory" if you don't understand much of the words used to explain it?
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drummond
from coffee, ahh, a burger, ahh on 2004-04-03 13:41 [#01131340]
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i like that
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X-tomatic
from ze war room on 2004-04-03 13:43 [#01131342]
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And the shit keeps on stacking
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hyakusen
from 8=============> on 2004-04-03 13:45 [#01131343]
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i can understand the title
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sneakattack
on 2004-04-03 15:36 [#01131433]
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um, what I wrote isn't about music--that was just an allegory. Most of my posts here have been about autechre and how crazy I am about them so that should have been obvious. The post is about xltronic ... sigh
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2004-04-03 15:37 [#01131438]
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well obviously you did a REALLY good job of getting THAT across. :D
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pachi
from yo momma (United States) on 2004-04-03 15:42 [#01131442]
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Yeah, I mean, what the hell were those cave people thinking in banging rocks together in rhythmic patterns? Get a clue, cave-dwelling numbskulls.
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-04-03 15:42 [#01131443]
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so.. what you're saying is that the world economy will fail if all the people in luxembourg jumped simultaneously?
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glasse
from Harrisburg (United States) on 2004-04-03 15:44 [#01131454]
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hm,
I like toast ...
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glasse
from Harrisburg (United States) on 2004-04-03 15:49 [#01131462]
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Seriously that guy is full of it don't base anything on him other than how to go broke as fast as you can.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-04-03 15:56 [#01131477]
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stupid people in Luxembourg..
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