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offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-02 03:28 [#01129641]
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She doesn't have any legs you know, actually I think they
were amputated shortly before taking the picture in which
she has been placed on top of an incredibly hot metal plate.



 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2004-04-02 03:28 [#01129642]
Points: 7983 Status: Lurker



shinjenanenaimasen!


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2004-04-02 03:28 [#01129644]
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i mean, why dont they just mud wrestle to determine a
winner.

that portland ho must REALLY be playing those states for
chumps bro.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-02 03:28 [#01129645]
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offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2004-04-02 03:29 [#01129647]
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a wise man once said:

"this is xltronic, please take it!

welcome here!"


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-02 03:29 [#01129648]
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Damn this train is moving faster than 50 Cent's eyelids


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offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-04-02 03:30 [#01129649]
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Two guys founded Portland Oregon. One was from Boston mass,
the other from Portland maine. They flipped a coin to see
which they would name it after. We got Portland. God knows
we don't need another Boston. Actually I just said that
because it completes the story. in fact, Mappatazee has no
opinion on this 'Boston'


 

offline Johnson Worlds from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2004-04-02 03:30 [#01129650]
Points: 22 Status: Lurker



HELLO AGAIN!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-04-02 03:31 [#01129654]
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Tokyo once is a nice glacier.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-02 03:31 [#01129655]
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Johnson Worlds is "Excellent"


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2004-04-02 03:31 [#01129656]
Points: 10513 Status: Lurker



"cannot find hamburglar

robble robble"



 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2004-04-02 03:33 [#01129660]
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hanbaagaa o tabemasho
koora o nomimasho
gako ni ikimasho
kimono, doooooozo!

<- bangs hands on desk


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-04-02 03:34 [#01129661]
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do you want another filling?

BOTOX!!!!


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2004-04-02 03:35 [#01129664]
Points: 10513 Status: Lurker



i am a rock, i am an island!

sing it girls!

otto von schirach microchip!!!!
it does wonders for life, wonders wonders.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-02 03:36 [#01129666]
Points: 14867 Status: Regular



To any moderator thinking of closing this thread: STOP! This
thread is a great place to write your favourite kind of shit
talk. Instead of making a new nonsense topic people can come
here. Goal!


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-02 03:36 [#01129667]
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mcµ⌠┴¿eú%¿°Φ!5⌠2░╓


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-04-02 03:36 [#01129668]
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He takes you out and he takes you up
'cause he can show you so much
I go to bed and tomorrow again
there's a lot of work to be done

He gives you gold and he'll promise you
the whole world will be yours
I just can tell you I love you so
even though my odds are low

Chorus:
I'm not an actor I'm not a star
and I don't even have my own car
But I'm hoping so much you'll stay
that you will love me anyway

The dirty games and the neonshows
this is the world he knows
Watching the stars satisfies my soul
thinking of him makes me feel so cold

The fancy cars and the restaurants
you're just so fond of the man
Sometimes I wonder if you are blind
can't you see, he's got dirt on his mind

Chorus:
I'm not an actor I'm not a star
and I don't even have my own car...


 

offline Johnson Worlds from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2004-04-02 03:36 [#01129670]
Points: 22 Status: Lurker



the smell of ism's



 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-04-02 03:37 [#01129671]
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that was beautiful, horse!

*sniff*


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-04-02 03:37 [#01129672]
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bravo!


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offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-04-02 03:38 [#01129673]
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STICKY THREAD!!! I VOTE FOR STICKY THREAD!!!


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2004-04-02 03:38 [#01129674]
Points: 10513 Status: Lurker



i told oyu i loved you but you didnt listen

why didnt oyu listen

now ima yak with no shoes.

boo hoo girl

woo woo girl

ima gat you.


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2004-04-02 03:38 [#01129675]
Points: 10513 Status: Lurker | Followup to mappatazee: #01129672



yellow tomato!

feel its golden aura!!!!!


 

offline Johnson Worlds from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2004-04-02 03:38 [#01129676]
Points: 22 Status: Lurker



img

green

LOVE


 

offline Johnson Worlds from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2004-04-02 03:40 [#01129678]
Points: 22 Status: Lurker



horsefactory, excellent?


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2004-04-02 03:40 [#01129679]
Points: 10513 Status: Lurker



before inserting breakfast pastry, please unwrap and insert
breakfast pastry but befoe rthat, please unwrap it and
before that and that and before that insert that in that
with a wrap wrap wrap in that sert in


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-02 03:40 [#01129680]
Points: 14867 Status: Regular



Hahaha! What is your opinion on the following words:

Weld
Smelt
Wold
Wedge


 

offline Johnson Worlds from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2004-04-02 03:41 [#01129681]
Points: 22 Status: Lurker



mySQL query error: SELECT f.*, c.id as cat_id, c.position as
cat_position, c.state as cat_state, c.name as cat_name,
c.description as cat_desc,
c.image, c.url, m.member_name as mod_name,
m.member_id as mod_id, m.is_group, m.group_id, m.group_name,
m.mid
FROM watmm_forums f, watmm_categories c
LEFT JOIN watmm_moderators m ON
(f.id=m.forum_id)
WHERE c.id=f.category
ORDER BY c.position, f.position

mySQL error: Got error 28 from table handler
mySQL error code:
Date: Friday 02nd of April 2004 07:10:54 AM


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2004-04-02 03:42 [#01129683]
Points: 9713 Status: Lurker



....uhh....


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offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2004-04-02 03:42 [#01129684]
Points: 10513 Status: Lurker



Weld - past-tense of wield
Smelt - dealt it
Wold - wooly mold
Wedge - a blackberry pie


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-04-02 03:42 [#01129685]
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yee, uh-huh, shake,
it.



 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-02 03:43 [#01129686]
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Sounds to me like you have a tremendous collection of cats
in some kind of warehouse and you are trying to implement a
system whereby their location and rank within the warehouse
can be tracked.


 

offline Johnson Worlds from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2004-04-02 03:44 [#01129687]
Points: 22 Status: Lurker



Weld - sexy
Smelt - dont like
Wold - Wedge
Wedge - Wold


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2004-04-02 03:44 [#01129690]
Points: 10513 Status: Lurker



you know you want it


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-04-02 03:46 [#01129691]
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if several people meet, at the same time and place, but in
different timezones, the epicentre of concentration for all
of the world-leaders who still have hair on their heads will
break and crumble. When all the leaders have lost their
ability to concentrate, 12-year old kids will kill yo mama,
and cook her in raspberry-sauce.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-02 03:50 [#01129697]
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This boat is obviously sinking


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-04-02 03:51 [#01129699]
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-rock:: -


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-04-02 03:54 [#01129702]
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boat! HA!

BOATH!

PHOATH!

PHOTEK!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?????
???


 

offline Johnson Worlds from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2004-04-02 03:55 [#01129707]
Points: 22 Status: Lurker



calculate haw many kilos of poop you have produced so far...


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2004-04-02 03:55 [#01129708]
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the REAL shabooboo


 

offline Johnson Worlds from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2004-04-02 03:56 [#01129710]
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i've produced 1093 kilos


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-04-02 03:57 [#01129714]
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826kg

862/5 = 165,2

165,2 + 4 = 169,2

169,2 - 4 = 165,2


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-02 03:59 [#01129717]
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My face smells of grass :(


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2004-04-02 04:03 [#01129721]
Points: 7983 Status: Lurker



shake shake shake
shake shake shake
shake your booty
shake your booty



 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-04-02 04:04 [#01129722]
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THIS AIN'T NO KINDERGARTEN!


 

offline Doomed Puppy from on and off and on and off and on 2004-04-02 04:05 [#01129723]
Points: 1818 Status: Addict



Uhm B8!!!!


 

offline Johnson Worlds from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2004-04-02 04:06 [#01129724]
Points: 22 Status: Lurker



CALCULATE YOUR POOP GOD DAMMIT!!1!!!!!


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2004-04-02 04:08 [#01129727]
Points: 7983 Status: Lurker



when i put david sylvian on my cat becomes 10x more
demanding


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2004-04-02 04:08 [#01129728]
Points: 10513 Status: Lurker



1111

WOW!!!!!

i win the jackpot right?!?!?!



 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2004-04-02 04:09 [#01129729]
Points: 10513 Status: Lurker



100!


 


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