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offline Anus_Presley on 2004-04-01 14:52 [#01128834]
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Hahahahahahaha


 

offline Jazembo from The Earth ball on 2004-04-01 14:54 [#01128837]
Points: 2788 Status: Regular



:D

there are many round my area


 

offline ElectroMuse from New York, LES. (Chile) on 2004-04-01 14:56 [#01128841]
Points: 284 Status: Regular



what is this?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-04-01 14:56 [#01128843]
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Same herre, they get me to buy them White Star in rreturrn
forr my life.


 

offline Jazembo from The Earth ball on 2004-04-01 14:56 [#01128845]
Points: 2788 Status: Regular



ahahah How to spot a Chav!


 

offline ElectroMuse from New York, LES. (Chile) on 2004-04-01 14:57 [#01128846]
Points: 284 Status: Regular



what is a chav?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-04-01 14:59 [#01128850]
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Look at the site and you shall learrn.


 

offline Jazembo from The Earth ball on 2004-04-01 14:59 [#01128851]
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read this to find out

LAZY_TITLE


 

offline ElectroMuse from New York, LES. (Chile) on 2004-04-01 15:00 [#01128853]
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thx, got it, but im not interested ;))


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-04-01 15:01 [#01128855]
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Oh man, gutted.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-04-01 15:04 [#01128858]
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Example of a chav: ecnadniarb.

Howeverr up herre, wherre I live, they arre known as
Charrverrs orr Townies.


 

offline ElectroMuse from New York, LES. (Chile) on 2004-04-01 15:07 [#01128861]
Points: 284 Status: Regular



i like that rrrr stuff, townies? mmmm ok


 

offline Jazembo from The Earth ball on 2004-04-01 15:07 [#01128862]
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I know them as Townies also, but some call the Chavs, how I
loathe them.

why do you say ecnadniarb is a chav?


 

offline bob from Nottingham (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-01 15:14 [#01128873]
Points: 4669 Status: Lurker



the cleaner whhere i work is a proper chav with his argos
bling round his neck.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-04-01 15:16 [#01128876]
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and a soverreign rring, orr indeed many soverreign rings.


 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2004-04-01 15:26 [#01128885]
Points: 7746 Status: Regular



i fucking hate scallies

they have been the bane of my life since i started
eviscerating my personality and individuality


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-04-01 15:27 [#01128886]
Points: 11512 Status: Lurker



Die


 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2004-04-01 15:28 [#01128887]
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is that Al from Quantum Leap in your AV?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-04-01 15:29 [#01128889]
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:O


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-04-01 15:45 [#01128898]
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So how am I a chav then?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-04-01 15:47 [#01128902]
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you became a fatherr aged only 13 yourrself and you tuck
yourr socks into yourr trrouserrs.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-04-01 15:48 [#01128905]
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trrouserrs into yourr socks, rratherr.
my God, it's too unbearrable to type even.



 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-04-01 15:49 [#01128906]
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no, but rreally, you'rre the only perrson frrom the Uk that
sprrang to mind at the time.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-04-01 15:50 [#01128908]
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I became a father aged 19 and I don't tuck my trousers
anywhere.

I am even wearing a suit with proper shoes and everything at
the moment.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-04-01 15:50 [#01128910]
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funerral?


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-04-01 15:52 [#01128911]
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court appearance tomorrow...I probably won't feel like
getting dressed in the morning.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-04-01 15:52 [#01128912]
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I tuck my trousers into my socks before riding my bike.
If I don't, the cog or whatever it's called (the cog that
rotates the chain) will rip it to pieces.

peace!


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-04-01 15:52 [#01128914]
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hahahahahaha


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-04-01 15:53 [#01128915]
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Get a chain guarrd :)


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-04-01 15:54 [#01128917]
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I believe it is John Malkovitch


 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2004-04-01 15:54 [#01128918]
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yeh but that's functional mate :)

scallies, or chavs, townies or whatever you wanna call them,
just do it because they think it looks good


 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2004-04-01 15:55 [#01128919]
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oh yeh!!!!!!

doh

it kinda looked like Al though

but now i can see it's clearly John Malkovitch

thanks :)


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-04-01 15:55 [#01128920]
Points: 9325 Status: Regular | Followup to Anus_Presley: #01128915



osciliik: ok

AP: well there is something to keep it from being driven
into the cog, but I wear quite wide pants (really wide, like
GAT / Auraze style) so that won't help. And although it
might help, I still feel safer riding like that.

peace!


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-04-01 15:56 [#01128921]
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*bitch slap*


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-04-01 16:00 [#01128928]
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well, i'm off.

good luck tomorrrrow btw, ecnadniarb. i'll keep my fingerrs
crrossed you get sent down. i've hearrd it's a colourr TV in
each rroom now and snacks between meals.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-04-01 16:02 [#01128932]
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cheers mate. The judge will be impressed this time because
I'm not going to wear sunglasses when I am in the dock and
I'm not going to rap my replies.

Have a good night doing whatever you are going to do...like
sleeping, and I will see you again soon.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-04-01 16:24 [#01128962]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker



I like this site! It's funny!

50 Cent
Click here for a larger image
Mumbling rather than rapping about guns, ghettos, bitches
and ho's, young provincial chavsters see 50 Cent as a role
model! They want to be a thug just like him! Check out that
bling and the prison tattoos. We should not mock 50 Cent
though. It is quite obvious from this picture that he
suffers from some kind 'trench cock' fungal infection that
makes the poor boy grab his itchy nadgers every 30 seconds!
I did I mention he's been shot 9 times? A chavster role
model for us all!
Chav Rating: 3/5



 

offline WeaklingChild from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-01 17:05 [#01129016]
Points: 3354 Status: Lurker



www.glasgowsurvival.com

the assholes who kick about my area are in here.


 


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